Aiieee! Sorry it took so long, I feel all shamed. Have been swamped with work, but I hope this chapter makes up for my lack of updates; I'll try to make it long. I have no idea where this is going, so the story shall just flow out as I type with no planning at all. Brace yourself.
Sometimes Slytherins can be really gullible, especially when it comes to vampires.
I was crouched in the corner of the Slytherin girls' dorm at 8:21am, under the invisibility cloak that I had stolen out of James's trunk. This was going to be interesting…
Brooke was still kneeling by Felicity's bed, as she had been for hours, surrounded by shredded curtains. My favorite part of this whole prank though, was the oreos. The whole left side of Felicity's body had oreos stuck on.
Brooke had done this with a brilliant sticking charm, and a spell that I had never heard of that made half of Felicity numb, so she didn't feel the cookies attaching themselves to her arms.
I perked up as she began to stir – I just had to hear the shriek.
It came loud and clear.
All the Slytherin girls started awake, as I tried desperately to stifle my giggles. On cue, Brooke stood up in her long cloak and hood. She flashed her fake teeth at Felicity as the screams continued.
In-between screams, Little Miss Malfoy was able to manage, "You-you should be m-mel-melting in the sunlight!"
Vampire Brooke grinned. "You shouldn't believe everything you read in books, little girl," she said in a heavy accent.
All the Slytherins lost it, jumping out of their beds, they bounded down the stairs. They left just in time, too, because I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Apparently neither could Brooke. Both of us collapsed laughing. "I can't believe they fell for that!" I exclaimed between giggles. "Honestly, neither can I, and I don't think she's even noticed the cookies yet!"
We both slipped under the invisibility cloak and crept back out of the Slytherin common room, and to be safe, kept it on until we were out of the dungeons.
Kate and Cynthia burst out laughing when we told them what happened. The others didn't believe us, except Pearl, who scolded us for sneaking out.
We scolded her for having Slytherin heritage, which shut her up for the time being.
We all wandered into breakfast at 11:45, and to our dismay found that lunch had been served. Cynthia immediately began a rant on how she, "Absolutely, positively need my morning eggs and bacon!"
This was almost as entertaining as when the Slytherins girls, including Felicity, staggered in, looked around frightened, and finally sat at the very end of the table, away from everyone else.
One of them was shivering in shock.
I giggled.
I tried to make it long, I failed.
Summer's almost here and I'll be much more active then.
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