Hyuuga's and Embarassment

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"Here's a bag with lunches, snacks, juice, entertainment, some pull ups, and other useful things." Kushina said as she pushed a large cartooned kitten and puppy bag into her waiting husband's arms. "Naruto needs his nap around two or you will regret it. But don't ever say the 'N' word. Just put a blanket down and wait for him to crash out on it." She neatly folded a yellow blanket as small as it would go and stuffed it into the already bulging bag.

Minato nodded, tuning his wife out a bit. This bi-weekly ordeal was routine now, but she still mother hen-ed over everything. Kushina had agreed to teach at the academy on Tuesdays and Thursdays to give some of the other chuunin a rest and to keep her from going stir crazy taking care of the compact ball of energy that was there son. He caught her hands and held them close to his chest and looked down in her startled eyes. "I know, don't worry. I think I can handle our son for the day. You have fun torturing; I mean teaching, the brats at the academy." He leaned forward and kissed her sweetly on the lips, lingering a second longer than usual. The red head's body relaxed and kissed back. She pulled away and looked him in the eye.

"I know, but I want to make sure everything is okay." A brief thought flashed through her eyes. "Oh! I just remembered. Naruto's started a new thing with not wanting to go to the toilet. So if he wanders off, keep your eye on him or you'll have a mess to clean up." A grimace passed across her beautiful face from a recent memory.

"Oh, well, lovely. I'll keep that in mind." She pecked him once on the cheek before turning and blowing a raspberry into the yellow locks of her son. He giggled through a mouthful of oatmeal and blew one back, spewing the table before him with the sticky half eaten mush. Kushina had dodged before any of it landed on her and she had to go back up stairs and change. "I love you, behave for daddy today."

Naruto swallowed and beamed up toward his mother. "Lub you, too, mommy. I'll be a good boy." Then he took an overly large bite of oat meal for his mouth.

She walked out the door, throwing one last wave over her shoulder before hurrying away to her "eagerly" awaiting students.

Minato plopped himself down across from Naruto at the table and pulled his coffee and eggs toward him. "So, do you want to go to work with daddy this morning?"

A quick nod and squeal was his only confirmation as he finished his breakfast. "Well, let's get you cleaned up and get going. You can help me stamp some important papers today, then we can go to the park for a bit."

Naruto finished a last bit of oatmeal and hopped out of his booster seat and skipped up the stairs. Minato chugged down the remaining coffee and began rinsing the dishes off in the sink.

Upstairs he walked into the bathroom to find Naruto brushing his own teeth and having dressed himself. A muffled a chuckle as he saw the inside out and backwards orange shirt, yellow ducky sleeping bottoms, and mismatched green and white socks. Naruto spit into the sink and rinsed his mouth out. "I dressed my self daddy!" He proclaimed, waving toward the mess that was his outfit.

"I see Naruto, very good. But you don't want to wear PJ's to daddy's work do you?"

"But they has duckys."

"Yes I see that. Why don't we put some other shorts on so you don't make the ducky's dirty?"

"Okay!"

Minato followed his scampering son into his now orange room and helped pick out some black shorts and righted his orange shirt so the big spiral of the Uzumaki clan showed on his chest. "Okay, now we can go." He put his shoes on and donned his Hokage cloak before moving to place Naruto's shoes on his feet. He was pleasantly surprised to find that they were already. He grinned and gave a small high five to his gleeful son. The diaper bag was slung across his shoulder and Naruto hefted onto his hip before marching out into the sunny day.

Father and son walked briskly down the road to the towering red building, passing people who waved and greeted them. Minato and Naruto waved back when they could.

The arrived at the building and entered, saying hello to the receptionist. "Did you come today, Naruto?"

"I'm gonna help daddy stamp!" He announced.

"Well I have something that would help." She handed over a stack of papers which Minato fumbled as he held them under his arm. "Oh! And a coloring book for Naruto, too!" She handed this to Naruto who wriggled in excitement.

"What do you say to Umino-san?" Minato prompted

"Tank you!"

"They sure are cute at that age." The receptionist sighed.

"How is your son doing?" Minato asked, shifting the sliding Naruto higher on his hip.

"Just about to graduate from the academy. I'm so proud of him, but he's been picking up pranking from your wife I'm afraid." She mock frowned and Minato laughed uncomfortably.

"Well, she does teach them to be crafty and she said he's the quickest on to pick up on the idea." He inched his way swiftly into his office and closed the door before she could say any more.

"Want down daddy." Naruto demanded as he struggled. Minato complied and place him in a corner where he could watch him and be out of the way. Naruto promptly fished out the crayons in the diaper bag and began to scribble in the color for a pony, an orange and green pony.

"Daddy's going to work for a bit, so be good." Naruto nodded between switching from green to red.

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"Hokage-sama, Hyuuga Hiashi to see you." The Umino said through the door.

"Let him in." Minato said, glancing around the room for his son who had been very quiet for the past few minutes. Before he could find him, a fuming Hyuuga stomped in.

"I refuse to allow the cage bird seal to be removed from the branch house. It is our tradition and none of the Hokage's or this villages concern what goes on within our clan."

"Hyuuga-san, this was not my ruling. The council voted for this, I merely suggested the idea and most of them agreed. You cannot refuse this ruling unless you wish to become a traitor to our village." Minato said slowly, as if trying to teach a difficult concept to his three year old son.

The Hyuuga before him began to turn an interesting shad of purple as his fury increased. But in that instant a soft grunt was heard from behind the only couch situated in the office. Both turned to look toward it in confusion. A foul odor began to permeate the office.

Both of them blinked and wrinkled their noses.

"Shit." Minato swore as he bolted toward where the incriminating smell emanated.

Naruto squat, face scrunched in concentration.

"Naruto? Did you poopy in your pants?" Minato asked exasperated.

"No." The child said stubbornly.

"Well I think you did. Come on let's go clean you up." Minato hefted his smelly child up, grimacing at the smell.

"No! I'm not dirty!" Small fists pounded on his back in defiance

He passed the Hyuuga on the way out of his office. Hiashi's face was pinched in an effort to control the laughter and disgust for his superior. A blush crossed Minato's face in embarrassment.

"Daddy? What does 'shit' mean?"

Minato fled to the bathroom, dragging the puppy and kitten diaper bag with him. His receptionist was already laughing at his predicament, and Minato knew the entire village would hear of his embarrassment by the end of the day.

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So what do you think? I know, kinda gross, but I have heard so many stories like this from friends and family that I had to do it. Let me know what you think, I'll continue posting with your support. Thanks!

-Zahre