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So Matt and Mello continued doing... whatever they were doing on the computer (I don't really know how they did they're research on Kira but whatever) and chocolate deprived Mello began to get...the very opposite of his name.

"Grr...I really need some chocolate!"

"Yeah but-" Matt started

"I know I KNOW fucking cats can't have chocolate!"

"...yeah...could you try eating gerbil chocolate (I have herd of such thing)"

"I bet it will be gross, but get some anyways!" Mello commanded.

"Fine, pessimist!"

So Matt drives down to the pet store and buys some gerbil chocolate.

Mello thinks 'I can't believe Matt is buying me food at the freaking PET STORE!"

Like 7 minutes later Matt comes back with gerbil chocolate, which he tosses at Mello.

"Ok...I'm eating gerbil food...even though I'm part cat...WTF!"

Mello tore open the packet with his claw-like nails and broke a square of gerbil chocolate off (I dunno what gerbil chocolate looks like but just pretend it looks like a bar of regular chocolate).

The blond neko boy chewed up the piece and frowned. He thought it was kinda gross but kind of good even though it didn't taste at all like chocolate.

"...it tastes just like pet food...you know of this were cat food I might actually like it. Gerbil choco is more like grass than meat." He informed the gamer.

"And I assume that you want me to get cat food now?"

"Uhh...yeah..." Mello blushed a little, as eating cat food was WAY below his pride but he seriously wanted some."

"Ok little kitty" Matt patted him on the head, And then ran out the door before the blond's wrath descended upon him.

When Matt arrived at the pet store for the second time the guy at the counter looked at him strangely and said "weren't you just in here buying gerbil chocolate?"

"Yeah, but my boyfriend wanted to eat cat food instead so I had to come back.

That shut him up.

He wondered if Mello would want fish or chicken or wet food or dry food so he got some of each. Then he saw a bag of catnip and wondered what would happen if he gave it to his little neko friend...

"I got you cat food!" Yelled the redhead as he fumbled with the key to the apartment.

"Thanks!" said Mello as Matt opened the door

Mello looked through the plastic bag on the floor of the livingish room and pulled out a can of chicken flavored food and opened it.

"Ewww that stuff stinks!" said Matt wrinkling his nose.

"Sorry..." Mello walked over to the table and began pulling a BB by eating the brownish mush with his hands. "This is really good!" he exclaimed licking his lips in a very catlike way. He had 2 more cans and a glass of regular milk instead of chocolate and that was his lunch.

"I still wish I could eat chocolate but at least milk and cat food is good!" Mello said, sounding a lot less grumpy than before.