One day things are going normal at M &M's apartment and Matt decides to do somthing evil.
Give Mello the catnip.
"Hey Mello!" Matt shouts dumping the bag over his head.
Mello sniffed at dried up herb that was now covering him.
"This smells good...teehee..." Mello starts running around the floor in a catlike way giggling and rolling in it. Matt grabbed his phone and took a video of his antics to use as blackmail sometime.
"Let's go chase squirrles!" he chortled and ran out the door and down the stairs and into the small lawn in front of the apartment buildings. Matt hurriedly followed.
Mello was on his hands and feet on the ground trying to catch a terrified fluffy grey thing.
Matt LOLED!
Then some random people on the street saw him and gawped at the neko boy (or was it a girl?) in a leather vest and a pair of jeans with a tail sticking out of the back with a squirrel in his (her?) hand dangling by it's tail.
"WTF?" said a teenager in a baseball cap. " That's the chick I was going to ask out that I saw at CVS but then she pulled out a gun and threatened the cashier with it because the chocolate bars were overpriced!"
"Heres a present Matt!" Mello giggled, tossing the squirrel at him (for those of you who don't know much about cats they like to bring they're owners "presents")
"I think that's a dude Joe" said his friend. "and he's cosplaying some neko"
"I think he's doing drugs." said Joe's friend's girlfriend.
"Yeah."Agreed Joe's friend "he looks pretty high to me"
"HHAHAHA" laughs Mello as he climbs up a tree with amazing speed.
"Yo bird gets Yo feathery butts ovah here U chikens! Ima eats Yo and your eggs too!" He says while swiping at the birds in the tree.
And then Mello fell out of the tree but landed like a cat on his hands and feet.
"Oh yah dudes! Cats always land on theya feet, no ass landing fo felines! Nuh uh! Now get Yo rumps outta here and don't try and ask me out Joe " *giggles*
Matt would make Mello beg for mercy when he used the video he had gotten of him against him in some evil way...