"Mello quit bashing your head against the wall. You'll get brain damage and then you'll never be able to solve the Kira case!"
"I can't believe I did all that...NEVER GIVE ME ANY FUCKING CAT NIP AGAIN!"
"Ok ok I won't..."
"That Joe guy sounds so weird!...and I can't believe that I tried to give you a squirrel and gangster talked at birds...ugh..."
Mello's cute black ears drooped.
"...sorry..." Matt muttered
"We are SO breaking up after this."
"No we aren't"
"YES we are."
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Are not" Matt gave Mello a hug.
"Don't you try this...I mean it!"
"You've said you were breaking up with me twenty eight times before...I wonder why I'm not taking you seriously..."
"Yes but this time I MEAN IT! Now get off of me..."
"You have said THAT Twenty one times too." said the redhead, letting go of the chocoholic.
"Grr...get OFF me!"
"Fine..." Matt pouted. He reached for his goggles on his head.
"No...just NO! You are NOT taking your goggles off! I mean it! DON'T!..ugh...ok fine I forgive you...but next time we ARE breaking up!"
Matt smiled and slid his goggles back over his eyes. He loved that trick.
Da next morn'n:
"Matt! I need more cat food!" Yelled Mello one morning.
"MATT! Where are you?"
Matt walked into the living room looking tired. "Mello...I think I'm sick...my head hurts and my stomach hurts...your gonna have to go to the store yourself."
"But if I even step outside looking like this, than I'm gonna get molested by the fangirls!"
"You didn't last time."
"I got lucky last time."
"Well I feel sick as a dog!"
"You are a dog"
"Well your a cat."
"I know."
"Maybe you shouldn't go around touching random strays"
"That's sounds kinda wrong...I just petted it!"
"Just go."
"fine"
Mello wraps his tail around his waist and puts on his hoodie to cover his ears. Then he got on his bike and drove to the pet store.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive.