Oh Dear. A very evil best friend made me do a love trig. Hope it's not too weird for you...

After Mello parked his motorcycle at the pet store he went inside to get his cat food. As the blonde neko boy looked around at the cans of cat chow he saw somebody he wasn't a terrible fangirl of.

Mello: FANGIRL?

E-A-P: ...hee heee*shrinks into corner*

Anyways Mello saw Near talking to the guy at the checkout counter and asking about cats. (The only reason Mel was actually able to here him from all the way across the store was because of his superior feline ears)

"Do you have any kittens?"

He asked.

"I'm sorry but no. We do have one old cat but it's very sick and has bowel issues."

"Oh ok. I'll just go look at the bunnies"

Then Near saw Mello and walked over.

"Hello Mello"

"What are you doing in here?" He asked even though he knew. "Looking for sheep food"

"No"

"Seriously, do you still wear your pajamas all day?"

"Hey, at least I wear actual SHIRTS"

"I'm wearing a sweatshirt today!"

"You don't always"

"Fuck off." Mello looked up at the shelf above him, and then his hood accidentally fell off.

"GAH" The Leather clad neko jerked his hoodie up over his head but Near had already seen his black ears.

"Mello..." said Near

"What..." The blonde muttered, blushing. He turned back tieless Near but glared at the floor

"Turn around and don't move and don't scream. Don't run and don't do anything stupid."

"EXCUES ME? That's what I say to people that I'm trying to mug!"

"If you do any of the actions that I listed than I will yell that there is a wanted gangster guy in the pet store and you will go to jail."

"Oh shit..." Said Mello whirling around back towards the rack of cat food.

Suddenly he felt Nears arm grip his waist and his other hand clamp some kind of cloth to his mouth. Then everything went dark.

When the kidnapped Neko awoke he found himself on the floor in a pure white room. And Mello hates white almost as much as he hates vanilla. It made him want to throw up his intestines and cut out his tongue. Once Matt had, on April fools day, bought white chocolate bars and unwrapped the regular ones and rewrapped them.

"Where the hell am I?" he asked aloud. "And why am I handcuffed?" Mello exclaimed looking down at his wrists and ankles, which were bound by medium length chains.

Then he herd a computerized voice say "Hello Mello. How are you feeling?" He looked up at the wall and saw a gothic N on a screen.

"HOW DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING! WHAT KINDA JOKE IS THAT? I'M FEELING LIKE THE NEXT HUMAN THAT STEPS WITHIN 50 FEET OF ME HAS AN EXTREAMLY BRUTAL MELLO STYLE DEATH SENTENCE!"

"I confiscated your gun."

"You bastard Near..."

"But at least I left your cloths on."

"DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE YOU LITTLE PERVERTED SLMIY SHEEP CREATURE!"

TORI-COLOR-BASTIA MADE ME DO IT! O and also Mel isn't gonna get raped. Just so ya know.