"I'm going to come see you now." said Near.
"Whatever." growled Mello
In a minute the door to the room opened and there stood the pajama clad seventeen year old toddler. He was holding a robot.
"Don't you dare touch me..."Mello said. He attempted to sound tough and aggressive but he was actually pretty scared inside. What if Near really did try to...?NO. That was too disturbing to even think about.
"So WHY the hell did you bring me here?"
"Well..." Near sat down on the floor. "I really wanted a cat. And I thought you would make a really cute pet!"
"Me! A CUTE CAT?"
"I believe that's what I just said."
"Would you just freaking untie me?"
"Will you kill me?"
"...maybe."
"No."
"Near, you do realize that kidknapping pepole is illegal."
"Says the mafia gangster dude. I thought you kidknapped little miss Yagami."
"...Grrrr..."
"I'll be nice to you though!" Near gave Mello his creepy-cute smile.
"Oh great..."
"Do you like catnip?"
"NO!"
"Well that's ok. I brought you a mouse toy." The pale boy withdrew a yellow mouse toy from his pocket and threw it at Mello who involuntary caught it in his mouth like a cat would.
Near gave a little squeak of delight upon seeing his Mello being all catlike and adorable. (in case you haven't figured it out yet Near has a major crush on Mello).
"I love you..." Said Near in a similar manor that a five year old would.
Mello spat the toy out of his mouth and picked yellow fur out from between his sharp teeth.
"I hate you. And you'd better not forget it."