Beyond Birthday was hiding in an ally, feeling satisfied that he had escaped prison...again.

Matt had no idea what to do, if he called the police he would probably get both him and Mello in jail, and if he went to the Kira research HQ than he would probably get caught by Near or somebody...that left the third option...doing nothing. JK! We all know Mattie would do anything for Mells, right? Even if it meat hiring Beyond Birthday. So he dialed the dreaded number...

BB's cellphone rang and he quickly answered it with a "Hello I am a corpse, I am-"

"Beyond, this is serious I don't have time for your corpse jokes."

"Fine. Whadda ya need Mattsy?"

"Mello got kidnapped!"

"MELLO GOT KIDKNAPPED?"

"Yes! By Near!"

"Your kidding me..."

"No! He really did, Near called me and Mello was in the background."

"I'll help you, but you owe me 100 jars of jam and a ChaCha plushie!"

"*sigh* fine."

"Thank you! be right over with the invader penguins!"

Matt stood holding the phone in his hand and wondering about the invader penguins.

Late that night, Mello was curled up on his paw print sheets sleeping when he was suddenly jerked awake. When the neko boy looked up he saw a pair of glowing red eyes belonging to the person that L had told him as a child, NEVER to accept candy from.

And Mello screamed.

Beyond clamped a hand over the blonde's mouth and shushed him.

"It's ok, I'm here to help. BTW nice dress! And cute ears!"

Mello looked down at the lacy black satin nightgown he was wearing and blushed (and BB did notice because shinihami's eyes can see better in the dark)

"I got turned into a neko by a weird cat I petted! Then Near kidnapped me in a pet store and made me wear girl's cloths!" he hissed.

"Heh-heh. Well let's get you out of here. Near and Rester are to busy with the invader penguins."

"Ok..."

Meanwhile the two mentioned above were running around in one of the research rooms trying to escape the penguins that were throwing sharp things at them.

"What do we do?" asked Rester.

"Umm...We could try throwing them out the window!"

"Ok!" He picked up one of the Antarctic birds and hurled it.

"That's not a window, thats the computer screen!"

"Well I can't tell because of all this smoke!"

What had happened was Matt and Beyond had released a bunch of penguins into the building after picking the lock off one of the entrances with a knife. The penguins had chased Near and Rester into one of research rooms and Matt had shot a smoke bomb in to confuse them further. Then they had locked the door behind them so the two couldn't escape.

Mello and Beyond Birthday met up with Matt in the hall and ran to try and get out.

When they finally escaped and Mello and Matt were back at their apartment after promising Beyond his jam and Akazukin ChaCha plushie. Mello changed into his usual leather and put his cross on a different string and threw the collar out.

But there was still one problem.

Michael was still cursed with the dreaded tail and ears!