Chocolate is not 4 cats

by Exploading albino potato

Mello accidentally touched an evil cat and is now...An adorable neko! Matt thinks he is the cutest thing ever, but being part cat means no chocolte for Mello duh duh duh duh rated T just in case I mean come on Mello is involved ...and 4 MxM and yaoi!

11. The End

"I still don't know what I'm gonna do about these damn cat parts!"

"Keep them!" exclaimed Matt

Then, the evil cat from before arrived

"Omg please cat please remove the tail and ears!" Mello begged.

"On one condition. You must have a person to transfer the power of the neko too.

"Nate River!" that'll show him!

"Ok." said Usagi's moon cat and disappeared.

"Hey this is kinda like the cheese touch." commented Matt.

And so the next day Near woke up and squealed. "Eeeeee I'm a catboy! Yay! Maybe it's contagous and I got it from Mello And then jumped on his bed and ordered Rester to get him cat food. (He actually bought kitten food for Near though because single Near just seemed more kittenish)

Then suddenly the cat returned to M&M's apartment.

"Oh I forgot to tell you, once a month the power of the neko will be restored to Mello!"

"Yay!" exclaimed Matt, who had been disappointed when the adorable ears and tail had disappeared off of his boyfriend.

"Oh great..." Mello muttered as Mattie hugged him.

The End!

I am 96% sure that if I ever meet Mello, he will kill me.