Originally from: Shinkutsuki

Story: ROFL Kingdom Hearts!

Notes: No plot line. Random updates. Enjoy!

Mmmmm-kay, this is basically the same, just with a few of my own preferences and a bit of proofreading. Enjoy!

-MKL

Roxas groaned for the eighth time.

Naminé rolled her eyes for the eighth time.

And Demyx smiled.

For the eighth time.

"Roxaaaaaaaaaassss!" Axel said, walking into the room and putting his hands on Roxas' head. The smaller blond male sighed deeply.

"I need help! I can't defeat Xaldin! Sora's too slow in healing," Axel continued to whine, bugging them as he had for the past THREE DAYS.

"Xaldin isn't that hard to defeat," Naminé stated.

"Yeah, apparently I'm the one most annoying to fight," Demyx muttered, remembering when Axel pestered him to defeat himself in the game.

"Aah. Don't feel offended. Timed fights are so...boring," Roxas pointed out.

"Ne! Please!?" Axel shouted in Roxas' ear.

"Ow! dammit! Naminé, did you spike his drink?" Roxas asked, moving away from Axel. Naminé shook her head, giggling when Axel started chasing Roxas around the room, (loudly) chanting, 'I want beer! I want beer!'

"Axel, you're so weird." Zexion said, walking into the room and sitting on the couch. Demyx bent over and grabbed something under the table.

Beer.

"Demyx, don't. Remember when you got drunk?" Naminé warned. Axel turned around with a scary look on his face reminicent of a prediter before it pounces on its kill.

"I SENSE YOU, BEER!!" he shouted, starting to chase Demyx around the room.

"MY BEER!"

"DEMYX, DAMMIT! GIMMIE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!!"

"GAH, YOU'RE SO LOUD!"

"YOU ARE, TOO!"

"SHADDUP!"

"NO, YOU SHADDUP!"

"NO YOU SHADDUP!"

At this point, Naminé twitched and walked up to them. She grabbed the beer from Demyx's hands and growled, giving them each a good smack on the head.

"Axel, Demyx..." she said, sweetly, grinning.

"You're in trouble..." Roxas sing-songed with a triumphant look.

"You should both SHUT. THE. HELL. UP!!!" she screamed, whacking them through a wall in a rare display of violence. Then she calmly sat down, tossing the beer can to Zexion, who passed it to Roxas. Marluxia and Larxene stomped inside.

"What in the name of roses is going on here!?" Marluxia growled, summoning his scythe.

"Ah, beer!" Larxene said, walking up to Roxas, who gave it to her. "Ne, Roxas. You haven't had beer, have you?"

"No, I haven't. I'm 13, undera--" He got cut off when Larxene opened the can and stuffed the drink down his mouth. Roxas now had a half-smile thing and his eyes were glazed over. "Yum," he stated in a slightly slurred voice. "Yum..."

"Hey, Larxene!" Zexion shouted, talking the half empty beer can from her arms. "He's underage!"

Roxas hugged Larxene from behind. "Nee-chan, I want chocolate syrup..." he said in that same slurred voice. Larxene's
face resembled...well...

o.O?

"Err...you want WHAT now?" she asked in annoyance, prying him off. He walked off to Naminé, hugging her from behind, which had her blushing. Zexion sat down and stared at the beer can. He sipped some.

"Ngh...disgusting," he stated, tossing it to Marluxia, who had been chasing Demyx around, as the blond kept on singing 'I want a hippopotamus for christmas!!'

"What in the hells is..." Marluxia turned it over. "Beer? Why do you have beer?" He stared over at Roxas. "And why is HE drunk?"

"Well..."Axel said, hugging Zexion who whacked him over the head. The redhead wasn't phased and continued to hang off of the younger man. "LarxenepouredhalfofthebeerdownRoxas'throatandit'sDemyx'sfaultbecausehe'stheonewhobroughtthebeer," he said, all in one breath.

Marluxia blinked. "I, uh...scared myself...I actually understood that..." His eyes widened in disbeleif. "Woah..."

"Why are YOU drunk?" Naminé asked Axel, having finally gotten out of Roxas' strong grasp. Her face was still red.

"Hehe...Roxas kissed meh." Axel replied. Everyone stared at him, then at Roxas (who was smiling at the wall with an odd look), and then back again.

"He...e-eh...?" Naminé asked.

"Ohmigawd, EW!" Larxene shouted, hiding behind Flower Power. (Marluxia: -wacks both authorsssss- MKL: owie!!! I didn't write it!!! -T.T- so mean...)

"GOTCHA!" Axel said, giggling.

Zexion sighed.

"Wow, the pyromaniac knows how to giggle."

"He...Hi Zexion...-hic-" Roxas said, hugging Zexion from behind.

-twitch-

WHACK!

"Ow..." Roxas said, rubbing his bruised head. Zexion muttered something about 'the world and it's stupid, drunk maniacs.'

And the drunken night rolled on.

Oh yeah, did I mention that Axel COMPLETELY forgot about his game and defeating Xaldin?

"Oh yeah!" Axel shouted suddenly, then hugged Roxas. "Can you help me fight Xaldin?? His dragon thingie's stupid, then I die, and I have to get Mickey to come save me--but that sucks, 'cause, he's a rodent and all. I feel offended."

Roxas sighed.

"Ugh, fine..." he muttered in defeat, whacking Larxene on the head.

"Owwiiee!" she groaned.

"THAT'S for making me drunk." he stated, walking away.

"...Flowa Powa!" Marluxia shouted and ran off with them.

"Oh, can I come watch?" Larxene asked, bringing (er, dragging) Naminé.

"Yeah, me too!" Demyx shouted and ran off. Zexion, the only one left in the room, sighed and leaned back.

"Sweet, sweet, SWEET quiet..."

"ZEXION!!" came the cry of Vexen. Zexion shot up strait, eye wide and face paler than usual

"Oh...crap..."

"Zexion, did you EAT my OREOS again!?"

-DASH-

"Hey! Get back here!"

1-18-08