Originally from: Shinkutsuki
Story: ROFL Kingdom Hearts!
Notes: No plot line. Random updates. Enjoy!
Again, basically the same. And again, enjoy!
-MKL
"Burn!!" Roxas shouted. The usual gang (Zexion, Marluxia, Demyx, Roxas, Axel, Naminé, and Larxene) were all sitting in Axel's room, and Axel was fighting against Larxene on DDR...
And loosing. BADLY.
"Man, you're getting beat by a girl," Zexion said, smirking. "Heheheh."
"Argh!" Axel growled. "You try it! It's too hard."
"No way. Dancing's not my thing," Zexion replied, drinking milk. Beer was banned from Axel's room, since last time he was drunk he almost burned down Castle Oblivion.
"Not me," Roxas stated, leaning back on the couch.
"I'll try," Naminé volunteered, standing up and going to the mat.
"I'm not going to go easy on you," Larxene said with a smirk as they started. They both went on heavy.
"Woah, heavy? Are you sure?" Marluxia asked, walking up and standing behind them. His hands were placed on his hips in a rather girlish fashion.
"Yeah, I've only played a few times, but this game isn't so hard," Naminé replied with a shrug. Larxene pressed the start button. Then they both started moving.
Almost perfectly.
"Whoooooooooaa!! Go Naminé!" Roxas shouted, standing up.
"Woah, dammit, Naminé! I'm not letting you beat me!" Larxene growled, making her miss some arrows.
"Sorry, you were saying?" Naminé taunted, smiling. Larxene growled.
"HEY!" Then she paced up.
But at the end, Naminé still won.
"Heh, Larxene. You got beat my the mute," Marluxia said, smirking. He drank some orange juice (MKL: why he would drink anything related to plants, we shall never know...).
"The mute?" Naminé asked with a surprised look.
"Well, you used to be so silent that we thought you were," Zexion replied softly. Axel smiled.
"Let's play Truthie or Dware!" he shouted.
BLANK STARE.
"Let's play WHAT now?" Demyx asked with a slightly shocked look.
"I think he got high," Larxene muttered, whacking him.
"Oww!" he groaned loudly, rubbing his head.
"You can't get high on Dortito chips, or milk, or juice," Demyx pointed out reluctantly. "He's not high."
"Aw, man! Well, anyways, who want to PLAY!?!?"
"Nothing else to do, so why not," Roxas said and sat back down on the couch.
"SHOTTIE STARTING!" Axel shouted. Everyone in the room just stared at him...again. "So, Naminé! Truth or dare?"
Naminé blushed. A bright, bright crimson. As in so bright it made Axel's hair look like it was pink. Weird.
"Truth," she responded in a quiet voice.
"Do you think I'm COOL?" he asked, smiling.
What a waste of oppotunity.
"Sure," she shrugged. Axel smiled serenely and walked to the window.
"What are you doing?" Zexion asked. Axel took in a deep breath.
"NAMINE THINKS I'M COOL!" he shouted to the world. Everyone sweatdropped. Multiple times for some.
"O...kay...then..." Naminé muttered. "Umm...Marluxia, truth or dare?"
"Dare," he said, being brave. She smiled.
"You sure?"
"Yup."
"And no turning back?"
"Yup!" He was completely sure that he wasn't getting anything bad. After all, Naminé's a goody good.
Too bad they never knew she's really evil when it comes to giving out Dare.
"I dare you to eat one of you plants."
GAPE.
"Eh...umm...Truth?" Marluxia tried again.
"Too late!" Roxas said quickly. "I'll go get a plant. Axel, come help me!" Axel skipped after him.
"I'll come too!" Demyx shouted and came out the door, only to be chased back inside. The others raised an eyebrow. "Threatened to burn me," he muttered. Zexion sighed and shook his head slowly.
"Wells, what now?" Larxene said tiredly. Then the door busted open and she blinked a bit. "...um...nevermind."
Axel and Roxas were carrying one of Marluxia's favorited kind of plant.
"Not my rose!!" Marluxia shouted, taking the plant and cradling it in his arms. "Mine!"
STARE
"What? I raised it myself!" Marluxia defended, swatting away Demyx's hand when he tried to snatch it from the taller figure. Naminé sighed.
"Either you eat it or I'l choose something worse," Naminé stated, grinning. "And I have PLENTY of ideas."
Marluxia hesitated while Roxas and Axel laughed loudly. What should he do? Eat his precious bitter-tasting flower he raised
himself or...something WORSE. Duh duh dun!!!
Oh, God must REALLY be looking down on him today.
"Something else," he finally said.
"Oh! I have the perfect idea Naminé!!" Zexion suddenly shouted (everyone jumped; he NEVER shouted unless it was an emergency or he had found a breakthrough in something or another) and whispered slyly into her ear. Naminé grinned. And Marluxia gulped.
Yup, God really was looking down on him. FAR down on him.
"I dare you, Marly, to run around Twilight Town in only your boxers singing 'I feel pretty!'"
HORROR.
Marluxia twitched, while Larxene, Roxas, Axel, and Demyx were ROFL-ing (MKL: like it says in the title! -grins-). Zexion smirked and Naminé smiled innocently.
"You don't...umm...really...MEAN that...eh...right?" Marluxia gulped, hoping that this was some sort of demented dream.
"Oh, I do. Today. Roxas, could you make a portal please?" Naminé asked sweetly. Roxas took a few minutes to calm down, and raised his hand. A swirl opened and everyone walked into it.
Well, everyone but Marluxia. He started sneaking away.
"Oh, no you don't," Demyx said, pulling his arm. "You're coming."
"Oh god, this is gonna be hilarious!" Larxene said, smiling. She had a video camera, much to Marluxia's horror. Axel also had a camera, and Marluxia had heard Roxas and Axel's plan to post this thing up on Youtube. And Zexion?
Zexion had a plan to take about a thousand pictures and sell them on EBay for some extra cash.
Then to post them up on facebook.
"Oh jeez. Naminé, I hate you!" Marluxia cried out desperately, sobbing.
"Oh well! It's Truth or Dare. It was your choice to play. It was your choice to pick dare, and it was also your choice to do something else instead of eating your plant," Roxas pointed out, whacking the taller man over the head.
"Alright, Marluxia! Camera and video ready! And...ACTION!" Axel said, using the thingy where you pull the top thing up and slam it down to make the clikey noise. Marluxia grumbled and took off his robe. Naminé giggled and turned away, as did Larxene.
"I hate you guys so much," Marluxia muttered in defeat.
"Aww! We love you too!" Demyx said, smiling brightly. Zexion rolled his eyes.
"Speak for yourself," he said too low to hear.
"Okay, ready," Marluxia finally said, heart racing.
If there was a god of any sort in heaven, he would kill Naminé and stop this brutal torture.
Well, okay. Maybe not brutal. But it was embarrasing.
"Ready...and...go!!" Axel shouted and Marluxia ran out of the crack in the wall in his heart-covered boxers.
"Oh god," Naminé said, giggling as Marluxia made some girl with spikey brown hair and an orange T-shirt faint (MKL: guess who!).
"I FEEL PRETTY! I FEEL PRETTY!!" Marluxia shouted-sang, inwardly killing himself.
"A-air..." Larxene gasped. She clutched her sides, falling to the ground as she laughed so hard she was crying.
"Ahaha! Nice! Keep going Marluxia!! Only 5 more minutes!!" Naminé shouted over the screams of horror coming from women inside Twilight town.
"I FEEL PRETTY! I FEEL PRETTY!" Marluxia shouted again.
"Okay, now turn off the cameras and video cam and get his clothes--we'll leave without him," Naminé commanded/suggested, smiling innocently.
"I'll open the portal," Axel volunteered, grinning and raising his hand so the swirly portal opened again.
"Keep going, Marluxia!!" Zexion shouted one more time. Then they vanished into the portal.
5 HOURS LATER...
"Oh god, I'm tired," Marluxia panted in an alleyway, still in his boxers. He opened a portal and went back to the forest.
"So, Axel. Truth or dare?" Larxene asked. Axel was the only one who hasn't been humiliated yet.
Demyx had to go and seduce Saix, who whacked him over the head with his claymore.
Naminé had to shout to the world (Traverse Town, to be pracise), 'I'M A ?X&:)!!',
Zexion had to stand still while the others tickled him (which actually didn't seem to take much effort on his part), then he had to go to Vexen and say, 'I'm a pretty princess!'. Vexen had chased him out of the lab with a broom, shouting out something about 'stolen oreos' as he did so.
Larxene had to go to Travese town and flirt with the ugliest guy in town (coughmerlincough), then go shout to the world that she loves him.
Demyx had to overwater all of Marluxia's plants, and had to run around Castle Oblivion shouted 'I have a turkey on my head!' (the group was placing bets on how long it would take for the almighty pink-haired one to kill the smaller blond).
"Umm...well, everyone but me has chosen Dare--so Dare," Axel said with a bright smile.
Oh, he's gonna get it. Larxene whispered in his ear.
"I HAVE TO WHAT!?!" Axel shouted, stadning up from the couch. Marluxia banged open the doors.
"YOU LEFT ME THERE!!" Marluxia shouted, punching the wall and creating a dent. Only a few rooms in the place were Marluxia-proof, and they were mostly the public places.
"Umm...To be continued?" Naminé asked, pulling out a cardboard paper that said 'TO BE CONTINUED'. Marluxia took the cardboard and ripped it in half.
"No! The readers need to find out what Axel has to do!" Demyx shouted.
"Readers?" Axel asked.
MKL: Duh, yeah, the readers.
"Where's that voice coming from?" Zexion asked with an arched eyebrow.
Shinkutsuki: From the back of your HEAD! Moohahahahahaha!
"It's 'Mwahahahhahahaha'." Larxene corrected with a smile.
Shinkutsuki: Oh, whatever.
MKL: Now, Larxene, Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Marluxia, and Zexion's were erased by my super pie powers and they went back to discussing what happened.
"So, Axel. What do you have to do?" Roxas asked. The redhead sighed dejectedly.
"You tell," he muttered to Larxene.
"I told him to kiss Roxas and then run around Port Royale singing 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!'!" Larxene said innocently.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the whole room laughed. Insanely. (Well, except Zexion, and even then he had a smirk on his face like he had seen it coming. He probably had been clued in.) Axel...well...he went sorta like this:
o.O;
1-19-08