Heller readers! I am back! Tis been a long time and I am soooooo sorry for that! I'm not gonna give you some crap excuse as to why I haven't updated, I just haven't but anyways…yeah. HEY! Did anyone go to warped tour this year? It was sooooo epic! I met BOTDF! Also I would like to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for reviewing and giving me tips on how to make this story better ^_^
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Steve is in Italics
Chloe is now in Bold
~*~*~*~*~Tasha's POV~*~*~*~
When Jessie and Chloe walked out of her room the big smile on my face vanished instantly when I caught sight of their horrid outfits. "What. Are. You. Wearing?" You could hear the venom in each word I said. Chloe and Jessie whipped their heads towards me but while Jessie looked about ready to piss her pants, Chloe on the other hand had a sheepish smile on her face but she had a hint of fear in her eyes. "H-h-hey Tasha." She stuttered like she always does when she's afraid and gave a timid wave. "Don't you 'hey Tasha' me! I asked you a question!" Her eyes widened fractionally. The she took a deep breath and screamed. "TIME TO EAT!" and she made a mad dash for the door but stopped by the little hall table right by it and slipped on hers and Adams dog tags and opened the drawer and took out her sheathed hunting knife with a wicked curve at the end and stuck it in her shoe. Gabriel sighed and shook his head exasperated and said. "Must you always take that with you when you leave the house?" she looked at him and smiled. "I don't wanna take a chance of something bad happening." I glanced at our guests and they all were wide eyed and staring at her shoe that held the knife. "Sorry, she never broke out of the habit of being armed when she got out of the army." Derek made a choking noise at the back of his throat and he had an unidentified emotion in his eyes. I gave him a weird look but decided to ignore his moment. I grabbed Gabriels hand and followed Chloe out the door. Once everyone was out Chloe locked the door and headed towards her black range rover. Gabriel started asking kit about who's riding with who. I zoned out thinking about this whole situation. Was this really a good idea because we're basically putting her on the spot with this and everyone who's ever met Chloe will know that if you force something upon her she will fight it till hell freezes over. I broke out of my thoughts as I heard Chloe start to yell. "THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FRON NANTUCKET, WHOSE D-" Gabriel quickly ran over and cover her mouth before she could finish. After he took his hand off her mouth they started having a heated discussion. Which consisted of Chloe talking while Gabriel looked weirded out. When he came back he was looking slightly confused and irritated. "So how about Tori, Simon, and Derek ride with Chloe and Jess, and you two will come with Me and Tasha?" he asked while looking at Kit and Lauren. They glanced at the 4 for consent and when they gave it kit said "that's perfect." "SHOT GUN!" Jessie yelled and ran to the car as we all walked to the cars we were riding in and as I closed the passenger door I could hear Chloe letting out a few choice cuss words. I glanced at Gabriel. "where does she come up with those words?" I asked incredulously he just sighed again and shook his head.
~*~*~*~*~Chloe' POV~*~*~*~*~
"TIME TO EAT!" I screamed and hauled ass to the door where I stopped grabbed mine and Adams dogs tags and put them on. I then got out my sheathed knife and stuck it in my shoe. Gabe sighed which is always followed by a head shake. . "Must you always take that with you when you leave the house?" I looked at him and grinned. "I don't wanna take a chance of something bad happening." Tasha glanced at our unwanted guests to see that they all were wide eyed and rudely staring at my shoe that held the knife. "Sorry, she never broke out of the habit of being armed when she got out of the army." Derek made a this really gross sound like he was trying to make himself puke. I opened my mouth to say something but a look from Gabe made me shut up. As soon as everyone got their fat asses out of my house I locked the door and made my way over to my baby. Are you sure this is a good idea? Steve asked. Is what a good idea? Driving in a car? What do you mean by that? What I mean is don't you remember what happened last time you drove the car? The reason why you would rather walk everywhere you go. Ohhh I see your point there. Since I got back from war I have only set foot in my car once and that ended up horribly. See what had happened was I was drive down 5th street when I was suddenly back in an M35 cargo truck driving in an empty field dead bodies were littered all over the floor. Then I heard an explosion and it faded away and I was staring at a police officer through my window. After I told him what happened he let me off with a warning and suggested therapy which I surprisingly went to. After the first session the the-rapist said I had PTSD or post traumatic stress disorder which was caused the flashback and it was also supposed to be very normal for people in the military. Jesus I need to stop thinking all serious-like. And what better way to do that is to recite a limerick(is that what they are called?) so I took a deep breath and started belting out the words. "THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET, WHOSE D-" but alas boring old Gabe had to ruin my awesome moment by cutting me off mid sentence. I glared at him and bit the offended hand that was covering my mouth. He hissed and pulled his hand back. "What the hell was that Chloe? You know there's a minor here!" I just rolled my eyes and said "Gabe she just ended 8th grade I'm sure she's heard worse." he just blushed and mumbled something under his breath that I didn't catch. I decided to save his sorry ass just this once and changed the subject. "So brother dearest, who's going in my car?" he shot me a grateful look before saying. "I was thinking about having Jessie ride with you along with Derek, Simon, and Tori." I grimaced and said "eeeewwww" but grudgingly agreed to my doomed to hell fate. Gabe sighed and said "your fate is not doomed to hell." holy shit my brother can read minds! OH no! he's like that fairy from twilight! "what the hell are you talking about? I cant read minds! You're just thinking out loud again!" I blushed and muttered a quick shut up and got in my car. Not to long after waiting they all climbed into my car with Jessie in the passenger seat, Derek and Simon next to the windows and Tori squished in the middle between the two. I made sure the doors were closed so Gabe and Tasha couldn't hear and let my colorful language free. "FUCKNUGGETS, ASSCLOWN ,BABBOON'S ASS-CRACK, CLUSTERFUCK, COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER, FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC, CUNTFUCK, BITCHCAKE, CUNTSNIFFER, SKANKWHORE!" I took a deep breath and glanced out Jessie's window to see that they were looking at me funny. Well I can see I was louder than I though and sheepishly waved at them. I glanced at Jessie only to see her holding laugher. I rolled my eyes and started up the car. That's where things got difficult, I stared to panic, shake and hyperventilating. As a cold sweat broke out across my forehead I felt a hand on my shoulder massaging away my fear with their thumb. I glanced down at the hand and followed it up a muscular forearm, then bicep and shoulder and a think neck but not disgustingly thick but a nice thick, and then I saw a face I did NOT want to see. Derek's. I just kept switching my gaze towards his and his face, hoping he got the hint and remove it from my bubble space. Unluckily for me he didn't so I gingerly picked up his pinky finger with my thumb and pointer and tossed it back towards his body where it fell limply on his lap. "Are you okay?" he asked looking concerned and worried. I swallowed the lump that formed in my throat during my little 'episode'. "yeah, thanks." I choked out quietly. "What happened right there?" Simon decided to pipe in. "Aunty Chloe has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, don't ya Chloe?" I nodded silently. Derek looked confused. "What's that?" he asked. I looked at Jess knowing she knew the story and silently pleaded her to keep her mouth shut just this once. She just nodded. "I tend to get flashbacks from war sometimes. Usually its just in a car. But don't worry I've been to therapy for it and it's stopped…mostly." with that I turned back around and looked through my case of CD's til I found my Blood On The Dance Floor one and popped it in, went straight to track 9 and turned it up as loud as it would go and backed out of my space following Gabe. When the song started I sung along to it.(Chloe advises that you listen to Sexting by BOTDF right now)
New message from:B-b-b-b-B.O.T.D.F.
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!
Less than three Is just tease. Send those n00dz and make me drool
By this time Jessie and I were dancing and singing together.
Hit me up. Wanna sext? I'll show you some!
Sticky drama All the way
Want my dick? You gotta pay!
You see what my thumbs can to use my tongue on you,
Show me what ya got on my LCD
Let's get down to it,So you can get down on me.
I looked in the rear view mirror and noticed that Derek, Simon, and Tori were looking weirded out.Cybering is so...'ve gotta be textually active if you wanna be mine!CUZI started doing hip thrusts in my seat when I stared singing this part
.I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD!
I WANNA FEEL YOU DEEP!
I WANNA ROCK YOUR BODY!
I WANNA TASTE YOUR SWEET!
I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD!
I WANNA FEEL YOU DEEP
!I WANNA AH-AH!
I WANNA AH-AH!
Love me or hate me-But you wanna fuck me
,My love unrestricted
you know you wanna lick this.
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had-You can mix em' all together and I would still be twice as bad
b-a-a-ad.
I KNOW YOU WANT SOME MOOOREEEE!
When I text its sex-sex-sex!You start to undress-dress!
Poppin' out your chest!
Send your friend's requests!
Now I'm rockin' on your top
you know I just cant you you up till' I hit the spot
I cant take-TAKE TAKE!ALL THIS WAIT-WAIT!
I'm so got me waitin' im so impatient.
Cut the shit!Show your tits!Flip it out my sidekick like Quagmire in Family Guy-Giggity! Giggity! All the time.
I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD!
I WANNA FEEL YOU DEEP!
I WANNA ROCK YOUR BODY!
I WANNA TASTE YOUR SWEET!
I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD!
I WANNA FEEL YOU DEEP!
I WANNA AH-AH!
I WANNA AH-AH
!Love me or hate me,But you wanna fuck me my love is unrestricted You know you wanna lick this!
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
You can mix em' all together and I would still be twice as bad
There I go!
Sexting all my favorite mother fuckin' hoes!
Stereo! Blast it up!
Go ape shit and tear it up!
We can make you look like hobos
she's texting if she's so slow!
Hellz yeah!
Go for more-Parents bringing down the door!
Oh no!Caught with my pants down!Now I gotta leave this town!
I ain't never lookin' back!
I'm gonna tell your ass straight up!
This is how we live it up,I just don't give a fuck!
And if I ever gave a fuck then I will be straight out of luck!
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna rock your body!
I wanna taste your sweet!
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna ah! ah!
I wanna ah! ah!
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna rock your body!
I wanna taste your sweet!
I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna ah! ah!
I wanna ah! ah!
I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD!
I WANNA FEEL YOU DEEP!
I WANNA ROCK YOUR BODY!
I WANNA TASTE YOUR SWEET!
I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD!
I WANNA FEEL YOU DEEP!
I WANNA AH-AH!
I WANNA AH-AH!
Love me or hate me,But you wanna fuck me,
my love is unrestricted,
ou know you wanna lick this!
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had,
You can mix em' all together and I would still be twice as -a-a-ad.
Suck Me !I KNOW YOU WANT SOME MOOOREEEE!
By the end of the song Derek was covering his ears and grimacing.
Derek's POV
I think my ears are bleeding!
-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-Chloe's POV-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-
I pulled into the parking lot to see that Gabe took us to 'The Olive Garden'. Wow what great place to go! Was that sarcasm? No shit Sherlock! Well excuse me! Shut the fuck up Steve. Bitch. I know you are but what am I? Not this again. Fine don't play with me. That's what she said. Whoever SHE is. She sounds like a whore. Touché my friend. You aren't my friend. fine then just leave. oh I will. I stepped out of the car and walked into the building. This should be fun. I thought with a smirk.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Authors note*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
heeeeeeeyyyy! again thank you to all of you especailly the ones telling what a beta is and explaining how to do this betterer(thats a word right?) anywho again thank you and feel free to leave a comment in the crotch area. anyone who guesses correctly where thats from gets a shirtless sweaty derek. ;) so yea constructive critisism welcome!