Originally from: Shinkutsuki

Story: ROFL Kingdom Hearts!

Notes: No plot line. Random updates. Enjoy!

MMMM-KAAAAAAAY, last not-created-by-me one. Everyone enjoy! S3

-MKL

"I chicken out!!" Axel said, smiling serenely.

"Oh no you don't. Chicken and do something worse," Zexion pointed out, still smirking.

"Oh jeez...um...why...ngh...worse?" Axel finally questioned/stated, voice so weak a few people couldn't hear.

"Ooh, you sure?" Larxene asked. Axel gulped and nodded.

"Can I?! I have the PERFECT idea!" Demyx asked/shouted, jumping up and down. Larxene smiled, and nodded.

Demyx squee'd.

"I dare Axel to run around Halloween town in your winnie-the-pooh boxers singing and dancing to the chicken song! Then again in front of Xemnas!"

And once again, the whole group (except for Zexion and Naminé) went ROFL-ing. Zexion snickered and Naminé...well...she just kinda...went:

O.o;

"No!! Oh the HUMANITY!!" Axel cried, going on his knees.

"Humanity? We're nobodies," Roxas pointed out. Axel sighed and stood up, taking
a deep breath.

"No!! Oh the NOBODITY!!" he corrected, going on his knees again. Naminé sighed, whacking him over the head.

"Nobodity? What kind of a word is that, Axel? Besides, we need to warp there. So please, don't make me whack you again. I feel drained because of your stupid loud noises," Naminé said, smiling like the innocent little flower she is. (Axel: Innocent my-- Shinkutsuki: BEEP!! Axel: What the-- MKL: PIE!!! Axel: --was
that for?)

Axel sighed and raised his hand, making the swirly black portal thingy appear. Everyone walked inside.

Halloween town - Yuletide hill

"Oh, crap this sucks..."Axel groaned, undressing. Zexion had a camera (again), and Roxas, Demyx, and Larxene planned to put this on their facebook and Youtube.

Oh, what fun!

Not. (Well, for Axel)

"Remember, Axel! I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so kiss my butt! Got it memorized?" Naminé snickered, mocking his line.

"Got it memorized," Axel muttered in response. Zexion set up all the cameras and video tapes. He turned around with a nod to Naminé, who gave a bright smile.

"And...go!"

Axel went into the town square and started dancing.

"I don't wanna be a chicken I don't wanna be a duck, so kiss my butt, ha ha ha ha!" he shouted, starting to run around town while stopping at some random places to dance again.

"Oh...my..." Naminé gasped, laughing hysterically along with the group. Of course, that doesn't include Zexion. He just kinda went:

o.O;

"Keep going Axel!!" Roxas and Demyx shouted together. Larxene smiled--well, more like grinned like an idiot.

"Take more pictures!" Naminé said to Zexion, who sighed and did as he was told like a good little boy (Zexion: growl...! MKL: -snickers-). The Heartless suddenly appeared and started going after the group. Demyx sighed.

"I'll take care of this," he said, summoning some Dancer-Nobodys to get rid of the heartless.

"Uwaugh!!" Axel shouted, as the heartless went after him. The dancers attacked and accadently (not) whipped his face. "Ow!"

"Let's go," Roxas said and opened a portal. The all walked inside after Axel quickly changed.

The World that Never Was -- The Brink of Despair

"Hahahahaha!" the group laughed, except for Axel 'cause he walked to the empty corner labled in hot pink letters as 'Axel's Emo Corner.'

"I never want to do that again," he muttered, sulking babyishly.

"It's not done yet!" Larxene reminded him. Axel groaned, and walked to Xemnas' room.

He's gonna die. (MKL: Heheh.)

The World that Never Was -- In front of Xemnas' room.

"Ready Axel?" Demyx whispered to Axel. He got the camera ready this time, as Zexion had opted to stay across the hall and out of the way. Axel groaned.

"No," he muttered. He undressed to his boxers and the group hid, still peeking out. Axel slammed open the door. Xemnas looked shocked, turning up from some papers he was looking at.

"I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN, I DON'T WANNA BE A DUCK, SO KISS MY BUTT, HA HA HA HA!"

And he danced. Badly.

Xemnas: -twitch-

Axel: -laugh nervously-

WHACK!!!

The group winced outside the door.

"That has gotta hurt," Naminé said despite herself. Larxene nodded in agreement. And it was at this point that the group decided to run away.

Axel was dead, and they didn't want to join him.

"Ugh...Sorry, sorry! It was a dare!" Axel groaned, rubbing his poor head. Xemnas twitched, eyes closed.

"Out."

"S-sor--"

"OUT."

Axel dashed away quickly, trying to save his own ass. He was pretty sure being alive was MUCH more better then a (EXTREMLY) painful death.

He sulked.

"I hate you all," Axel muttered, when he finally met the group, who was ROFL'ing. The doggie piled him. (Except Zexion, who smelt bloodlust coming close. He assumed it was Xemnas, but...)

"We love you too!" the group giggled/laughed/snickered.

And then the door slammed open to show...

...a very pissed Iced Queen, AKA Vexen. Zexion visibly paled.

"You ate my Oreos AGAIN! DAMMIT, ZEXION!!!" he screamed. The rest of the group turned. And thus...

-STARE-

-TWITCH-

-DASH-

"GET BACK HERE, ZEXIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!"

1-19-08