Story: ROFL Kingdom Hearts!
Notes: No plot line. Random updates. Enjoy!
MKL: Hehehe, okay, now we get to my parts! Hope y'all enjoy, but this is my first humor, so be nice--although I do like flames. I make fun of them and then post them and my response up in the story. I hope I get one for this!!! -grins-
Ararik (muse): ...you scare me.
MKL: Yes. Yes I do. Now leave, or else face being shoved into the story!
Ararik: EEEP! -dashes away-
MKL: -grins- Hehehe. Yeah, that's right--be VERY afraid of me. Btw, this might not be the funniest chapter ever, since I do have school, but I promise that the next chapter (which should be up next weekend, if school permits) will be much better. Anypie! Time to start! -starts story as Ararik wimpers in background-
Ararik: ...she is the only thing that scares me...-whimpers-
"...what happened to HIM?" Axel asked dumbly, standing with the rest of the group (Marluxia, Demyx, Roxas, Naminé, and Larxene) and staring at the most shocking, most stupid, and most...well...INTERESTINGLY-AWESOME thing they had ever saw.
"I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie woooooooorld!!! Life in plastiiiiic, it's FANTASTIC!!!" Zexion shouted-sang, jumping up and down on the couch in the videogame room (which was a popular hangout where most of the story has gone on so far). His hair was shoved away from his face and pulled into two VERY messy ponytails tied back with lilac-purple ribbons that had hot pink stripes on them, and he was strumming with absolutely no rythem on Demyx's sitar. How he had gotten it was unknown.
But it left the group looking at him like this:
O.o;;;;;;;;
"Umm...Zexion...? Can I have my sitar back...?" Demyx questioned hesitantly. Zexion glared angrily and hit a particularly bad note that had everyone wincing and/or putting their hands over their ears.
"NOO! MY beer guitar!!!" he shouted in response before grinning so wide it looked like his slightly-red face would split. He started strumming and shout-singing the same three lines over and over again.
Once more, the group went:
o.O;;;;;;;;
"...did you get drunk?" Larxene asked incredulously. Marluxia had a strangely triumphant look, and this caused Naminé to make the connection.
"I guess Marluxia got his revenge for that dare..." she finally said, still staring as Zexion suddenly dropped the sitar (Demyx yelped loudly) and fell to the ground. He abruptly started gnawing on an orange pillow.
"ORANGES TASTE GOOD!!!" he shouted excitedly before returning to tearing the pillow to peices with his teeth. He suddenly stopped and a few people thought he was better before he abruptly spat out the peices and threw what was left of the spit-soaked pillow right in Roxas's face. The shortest of the group was the center of startled attention before the pillow slowly slid down his face, showing the Key of Destiny's bright red glower aimed at Zexion.
"I HATE ORANGES!!!" Zexion shouted loudly, glaring at the scattered peices of orange as everyone suddenly turned their gazes to him.
"Didn't you just say--" Axel started. Zexion litterally howled and glared, using his powers of illusion to make himself look like a feral wolf (MKL: I just learned about his power. I feels so special! -hugs self- Axel: ...right...).
"BUT I HATE ORANGES!!!!!!!!!!!"
Axel immidiately screamed like a girl and went flying to hide behind Marluxia, who was ROFL'ing.
"Ah, I take it the alcohol worked?" an amused voice said from the doorway. Everyone turned to see...DUH DUH DUN!!! VEXEN!!!!!
"YOU did this?" Naminé asked incredulously. Vexen gave her a slightly scary smirk.
"Not without a little help from..." DUH DUH DUN!!! "Marluxia!"
DEAD SILENCE.
"Uh...we already figured out he had a hand in it," Demyx muttered, summoning his guitar and then sighing in releif when he realized that Zexion's was just a replica. The very sight of the broken sitar, however, left Demyx mentally crying. Aww, poor Demyx. He needs a hug. -MKL gives air hug-
Demyx jumped and looked around with scared, wide eyes.
"What's wrong?" Naminé asked with sudden concern. Realizing that saying out loud that he had just felt someone with huge boobs and skinny arms hug him from behind would result in him being in the Happy Hotel, Demyx decided to shake his head (MKL: ...I don't really have big boobs...-T.T-).
"Nothing," he said quickly. Naminé seemed suspicious, but before she could say anything, Roxas let out a slight growl. He had major bloodlust issues, which he decided to turn on Vexen, ignoring Zexion when the pigtailed man started gnawing on the blond's leg.
"Tastes like chicken," Zexion stated in a slightly muffled voice. Axel and Larxene were the only smart ones, as they had already pulled out videocameras and trained it on Zexion before the whole pillow thing. Btw, Zexion still looked like a huge wolf...with pigtails. And did I mention the fact that he had died part of his hair green? 'Cause he did.
"That's it, I'm going to kill you," Roxas warned Vexen. The Iced Queen didn't look concerned, even as Roxas summoned his Keyblades.
"Good luck," Vexen muttered. He was gone when Roxas sliced air, dragging Zexion like the heavier man weighed only two pounds instead of...um...well, he'd kill me if I told you, so I'm going to shut up.
"I WANT CHOCOLATE-CHEESE!" Zexion shouted randomly, suddenly back to being human as he jumped to his feet. Roxas left to change his pants (btw, he still had his keyblades out) and Axel went with because...uh...yeah. You'll see later.
"You want what now?" Larxene asked incredulously, now holding two cams since Axel had left her with his. Zexion turned to her and seemed suddenly upset, tears welling up in his eyes as he glomped her. Larxene stumbled back with a yelp, dropping both cameras (which Marluxia decided to save, since he wanted to remember this forever...and use it for blackmail later).
"Larxeeeeeeeeene, you're so pretty," Zexion cooed. Larxene looked about ready to die as everyone else fell down, ROFL'ing. Marluxia decided that, in the future, stands for cameras would help. A lot.
Larxene seemed to recover, as she blushed a bright red and glared at him. She tried to shove him away, but his grip was like iron.
"Let go!" she whined/demanded, using both arms to try and push him away. Zexion seemed immune as he put his head right between her breasts. He sighed in contentment.
"I like you," he finally decided, muttering sleepily. Larxene's face became even redder and she redoubled her efforts, but they were in vain, even as Zexion started to drift to sleep. "G'night..."
And abruptly, he was snoring, although Larxene still couldn't push him off.
And the rest of the group?
"I'm not sure whether to laugh or stare mindlessly," Axel muttered as he and Roxas walked back into the room. Roxas simply smirked and shook his head, turning back around.
"Let's leave them to their moment...hahaha," he slowly started laughing.
Axel shrugged and followed as the rest of the group mysteriously fell asleep.
Meanwhile...
"Gee, that was boring," Sakuya complained. MKL shrugged.
"Hey, he was drunk," she pointed out. "Next chapter should be more exciting, but I've gotta go study for a test I should have been studying for earlier. Stupid test."
"Will he still be drunk?" Ararik demanded with a sour look. MKL grinned and nodded happily.
"Sleep is only temporary. It's what I do to my characters when I take a leave of absense!!!" -S3-
Ararik and Sakuya stared.
"...right..." Ararik finally muttered before turning around. He disappeared into the darkness.
"ARARIK-KUN, WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE!!!" Sakuya whined, running after him.
And that left MKL to work on her studying.
1-21-08