Story: ROFL Kingdom Hearts!
Notes: No plot line. Random updates. Enjoy!
MKL: And this commantary, we have a wonderful surprise guest!
Youko Kyuubi: Heh, I'ma 'wonder-full' serprise. -blushes in embaressment-
MKL: -grins- Well of course, my little muse! It's always wonderful to have you around!
YK: -blushes deeper-
Ararik: -rolls eyes- -mutters under breath- Teacher's pet...
YK: -grins- An' how's my li'l bro' doin'?!
Ararik: -groans- For the LAST time, Youko Kyuubi, we're NOT related! -grumbles- I swear, one story where we just so HAPPEN to be brothers...
YK: -shrugs- Aw well. It's always wortha shot.
MKL: -pats shoulder comfortingly- Awwwwwwwwwww, don't worry about it, little one! Ararik's always been a stick-in-the-mud.
Ararik: Hey!
MKL: -ignores Ararik- And besides, as my youngest muse, you're always a refreshing little dash of change.
YK: Yer makin' me blush 'gain, M-K-L!
MKL: -giggles-
Ararik: -rolls eyes-
MKL: Mmmm-kay, let's move on!
YK: Yep!
Ararik: Thank the gods...that I don't know...
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"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Axel shouted, running around the room. He was apparently doing his impression of a fire truck, as he suddenly stopped to create a mid-air fire before holding up his invisible water hose and causing the fire to slowly dwindle. It disappeared and he grinned in triumph. "TAKE THAT, EVIL PIZZA PLACE FIRE!!!! I have now saved the whole world!!!!!!"
Sakuya cheered him on even as she rolled around on the floor on her back, laughing insanely. To everyone but Demyx, it looked like she was having a seizure, but they pretended they didn't think that.
'Do they really?' Demyx wondered boredly, glancing around the room at the variety of looks on people's faces. Naminé and Roxas looked almost sadly at Axel as he continued to halucinate or whatever he was doing, Larxene was torn between laughing with Sakuya or shaking her head in pity, and Zexion...well, Zexion seemed calm. But that was because he was Zexion, so that doesn't count.
"I didn't make it permident," Sakuya finally managed to gasp, rolling onto her stomach and ginning up at the group. Demyx let out a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding, but the moment was ruined when Sakuya continued. "But it's gunna last for a good couple of hours...have fun!"
"Look, cat," Larxene growled, picking up Sakuya by the scruff of the neck. The neko swiped weakly at air, but could hardly move.
"Oooooo...pretty lights..." She was stuck in fantasy-world...ah. Sakuya, you imbicile, you need to snap out of it! (MKL: Ehem, in case you were wondering, if I refer to her directly in the text, she CAN hear me...back to the story.) Sakuya jerked and suddenly blinked as she was held eye-level with Larxene, but carefully out of scratching distance. "Aaaaaaaaah, demon woman, demon woman!!! The kitsune have attacked!!!!!! ...oh, wait she's lightening-element, not all-powerful element...never mind..."
Demyx stiffled a snicker.
"Okay, kitty-cat," Larxene drawled with narrowed eyes, "I wanna know if you're going to keep him like that!"
Sakuya gave the most innocent eyes she could and shook her head. "No, of course not, 'lectric-lady," she cooed in a childish voice. "But if you don't put me down, your pretty little antena-hair-things might end up on the crispy side..."
"I think that was a no," Demyx said, struggling to keep a straight face. He failed miserably.
"Stupid cat," Larxene muttered, dropping her little 'friend'. Sakuya yelped and winced as she hit the ground, letting out a pathetic whimper shortly aftward and slowly getting to her feet. Naminé was at her side in an instant and checking for permident injuries while Larxene received multiple dirty looks from her peers as well as the neko herself.
"I'll get you for this," Sakuya threatened under her breath before giving a soft whimper. Oh, come ON, Sakuya! Suck it up! Maybe use a bit of healing power...?
Sakuya muttered something intelligable under her breath. A huff. Sakuya...!
Sakuya immidiately winced and let out another whimper. "Sorry..."
Demyx simply blinked.
"Larxene!" Roxas exclaimed in anger as Naminé continued to fret over Sakuya. Larxene winced and gave them an innocent look.
"What?" she questioned.
"I'MA VOWEL!" Axel suddenly exclaimed, grinning as he litterally hopped over to the group. He turned to Roxas and bent down dramatically so that they were eye-level, causing Roxas to veinpop. "Ask me what vowel! Pweeeeeeease?"
"If you never say 'pweease' again," Roxas deadpanned. Axel nodded excitedly and stood there almost perfectly vertical (he had to bend his knees for the emphassis) as Roxas let out a strangled sigh. This was shaping up to be much, much worse than when Zexion was drunk...which was saying something. "So Axel...what vowel are you?"
Axel stood up straight and puffed out his chest proudly. "A 'y'! 'Cause it's only sometimes a vowel, so it's cool and special--LIKE ME!!!"
"Axel, you're very special," Zexion muttered in unison with Sakuya, Zexion with a smirk and Sakuya with a grin. Demyx stiffled another laugh.
Axel grinned and was suddenly running around the room again, stopping so often to talk to inanimate objects.
"Hiya Mister Chair, I'm Axel, L-e-x-a--got it memorized?" he asked for emphasis. The chair didn't respond, so Axel got bored and moved on. "Yo, Mister Bookshelf, the name's Axel. Did ya know my superior's gotta funny name? If you mix up the letters, it spells, M-a-n--"
The end of his sentence was drowned out by a snorting laugh, which caused everyone to turn and look. Sakuya squeeled in her not-quite-a-voice-unless-you-were-Demyx-a-reader-a-muse-and-or-writer when they saw...Xigbar.
"Xigbar?" Larxene squeeked, eyes going wide. It wasn't every day that the number 2 in the Organization came to visit.
Speaking of that member of the Organization member, he was currently grinning as he leaned against the doorframe with obvious amusement.
"Yo," he called in greeting, shoving off of the doorframe and walking into the room. He stopped before the group and tapped his head in a lazy salute/greeting. "'Sup?"
"You are," Sakuya pointed out. And it was actually true, since Xigbar was currently walking on the ceiling. However, he quickly dropped down.
"Besides me."
Sakuya blinked at him and he suddenly seemed to recognise her existance, causing him to slowly look down at her. The rest of the members tensed.
Y'see, the truth is, pets were against the rules in the Castle that Never Was. Due to Vexen's dog alergy, Marluxia's various plants, and Zexion's sensitive nose, it wasn't exactly smart. (MKL: We shall reference the Zexion part later.)
"Hey, it's a neko!" he suddenly exclaimed, crouching down. Sakuya blinked and tilted her head with a cute mew, causing Xigbar to grin as he held out his scarred, un-gloved hand. Sakuya slowly sniffed it before she grinned.
"Zohmehpink, it's Koga!" she squeeled, hopping up and down excitedly. (MKL: -whimper- Don't yell at me. Inside joke between friends, but I just couldn't resist putting it in there...and for those of you who don't know, Koga's from InuYasha. A wonderful series...heheh.) Xigbar chuckled and shook his head.
"Haven't heard that name 'n a long time," he admitted. Then he tilted his head and gave Sakuya a look. "Wait, li'l dudette...do I know ya?"
Sakuya made a face and let out a soft mew of annoyance. "You only saw me every time you came to check on Kagome..."
Xigbar blinked before he suddenly grinned with realization. "Kirara!"
"Sakuya," she corrected. Xigbar slowly blinked, but didn't object.
"Sakuya, then...huh." He picked her up and held her at eye-level, careful not to accidently touch somewhere he wasn't supposed to. "Dudette, you don't look any different...except for th' eyes." He blinked slowly. "Are they glowin'?!"
"Yes." She sat down and puffed out her chest, tails flicking behind her. "I have been premoted to goddess!"
Xigbar grinned and patted her lightly on the head, earning an unintentional purr. "That's great...Sakuya!"
"New name came with it," the neko added in a stage whisper. She purred again. "Oh, right behind the ears, please..."
Xigbar rolled his eyes even as he complied. Sakuya, back on track, please! AND STOP SPILLING OUR SECRETS!!!
Sakuya yelped suddenly and jumped away, all of her fur standing on end. Xigbar blinked and glanced down at his hand, where a single slit snaked its way down his finger.
Group hush.
"Oh no," Roxas groaned.
"Wonderful, just wonderful," Larxene muttered, making a face.
"Not cool, not cool!" Demyx wailed, despite the fact that he had heard the whole conversation beforehand. He made a mental note to question the whole 'Koga' thing at a better time.
"Xigbar," Namine whispered with wide eyes. Xigbar simply blinked as Sakuya began mumbling to herself (to MKL, if you were wondering).
"What?" he asked dumbly, even as the wound began to glow softly.
"It scratched you!" Larxene shouted rather stupidly. Xigbar gave her a confused look.
"Uh, yeah...and?"
"And look what that did to Axel," Namine said softly, gesturing behind her to where the redhead was talking with a lightbulb he had found.
"Well Mister Lightbulb, as long as you didn't mean to burn out, I guess I can forgive you," he reluctantly said. "C'mon, I'll put you right over here with--"
Xigbar made a face and turned to Sakuya, who had become quiet and was watching for a reaction. "Kirara!" he scolded, causing the neko to mew innocently.
"It's Sakuya," she chirped. She was ignored as Number 2 went on.
"Dudette, ya haven't done anythin' like this since th' last time Miroku stuck his hand on Sanzo's ass!"
A few confused looks, but Sakuya simply grinned. "Ah yes, the monk got what he deserved. Total transformation, into a pig, for two days...appropriate, wasn't it?"
Xigbar sighed in resignition.
"Wait, you can talk to her?" Demyx suddenly asked with a blink.
"Duh," Xigbar and Sakuya said in unison.
"Ya haven't figured that out 'n th' last five minutes?" Xigbar continued in a deadpan. Silence.
"Her real name is...Kirara?" Zexion finally asked, a musing look on his face. Xigbar rolled his eyes.
"Well it was, but li'l Sakuya here got promoted. I'm gussin' she stuck her new name in one a your heads 'r somethin'."
"Demyx," was Roxas's immidiate response. Xigbar blinked and tilted his head, but didn't say anything else.
"How can you talk to her?" Zexion continued, mind whirring. You could practically see the gears turning.
'I can't,' Demyx thought with a roll of his eyes.
"Figure of speech," was the echoed response that could only be heard by Demyx...and Sakuya. But Demyx didn't know that.
'Didn't know what?'
"We came from th' same world," Xigbar said innocently. "I think ya call it...th' planet a th' Bone-Eater's Well?" He snorted and rolled his eyes. "Creative name, by th' way."
"A planet of demons, monks, and few humans," Zexion piped up with still-narrowed eyes. Xigbar shrugged.
"I guess."
"Which were you?" Namine suddenly asked. A few of the people there tried imagining Xigbar as a preist, but the image had them laughing, audibly or not.
Xigbar gave a grin, gesturing to himself dramatically. "I...was a demon! Highest rank of my kind!"
"As far as the West or whatever was concerned, at least," Sakuya corrected innocently. Xigbar deflated.
"...piss off," he finally muttered, giving her the finger. She huffed and her fur bristled, but she didn't do anything.
"What type?" Zexion pressed. Xigbar eyed him and slowly leaned forward, a slightly-hidden gleam to his eye.
"If I didn't know better, dude, I'd say you were tryin' ta get info for later." Zexion adverted his gaze and Xigbar straightened up and flashed a grin. "Just remember your place, dude. 'S all I ask."
"He was a wolf demon," Sakuya added. Xigbar shot her a look.
"You're lucky no one could understand that," he said despite his amused look.
"Wolf," Demyx muttered too quietly for anyone to hear. He shot Sakuya a greatful look, but she pretended not to notice.
"You don't seem like a demon," Roxas said doubtfully. Xigbar snorted and rolled his eyes, folding his arms over his chest.
"Haven't really been one fer a while," he admitted. "Somethin' ta do with turnin' inta a Nobody, I'd guess."
"Awww, poor Koga," Sakuya cooed with a smirk. "Now explain the cut before they freak out...again."
Xigbar blinked and lifted his hand, gazing at the cut (which was still glowing softly). "What about the cut, now?"
"According to the book this 'neko' has just produced," Zexion said smoothly, "it can result in some, for lack of a better phrase, 'pretty bad things'."
Xigbar barked out a laugh and shook his head, sticking his hands on his hips. "Hey, look, dudes an' dudettes--doesn't affect other demons. An' that does include demon Nobodys."
"Do you know how to get Axel back to normal?" Namine suddenly asked, gesturing behind them to Axel. The redhead had given up on his attempts to get furnature to talk and was now blowing bubbles with his spit (MKL: Li'l bro does that. NOT. FUN. TO. WATCH.).
"Sorry, but no," Xigbar said with a shrug. Not that he looked sorry. AT ALL.
'Got that right,' Demyx thought blandly.
"Just gotta wait for the poisen to run its course!" Sakuya piped up. Xigbar repeated the message.
"And how long will that take?" Larxene questioned with an arched eyebrow as she watched Axel stand there, staring with a mesmerised look at a surprisingly-large bubble he had blown. It abruptly popped and showered Axel with spit, something which seemed to amuse him even as everyone watching balked.
"Ewwww..." Demyx groaned, shaking his head.
"A few hours, knowin' Sakuya," Xigbar said with a shrug. He grinned and turned around, raising a hand as he started towards the door again. "Later, all! I gotta get goin'."
"Wait, where are you going?!" Roxas demanded, eyes wide with disbeleif. Xigbar paused and glanced over his shoulder with a mischeivious grin.
"Well SOMEONE has ta be out on missions while you guys're on leave."
He gave a shadow of a wink and turned again, quickly disappearing into a portal of darkness without another word.
Group silence.
And then--
"...now what?" Namine questioned with a slow blink.
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"That was a good question," Ararik said blandly. MKL grinned and nodded, leaning back in her chair and scanning over what she'd written.
"Much, much better than last chapter...mostly explaining things, though," she noted with a slight tilt of her head. "Sammy's going to kill me for using her 'I'MA VOWEL' and 'ROAR, I'MA LION' jokes, though...not that I regret it. Hmmm. And now to bring in one of the OCs I've been given..."
"Y'all asked fer some OCs?" Youko Kyuubi questioned with a blink, leaning over her shoulder and scanning the website. He clicked something as she resumed typing...and the whole computer shut down.
DEAD SILENCE.
"...I suggest you run," Ararik whispered with a snicker as MKL's ears flew back and the fur on her tails stood on end. She growled (literally) and turned to glare at YK, whose eyes widened at the angry gleam and the snarl on her lips.
"Uh, I recken yer right," YK noted with a sweatdrop. He was almost immidiately off and running, holding onto the brim of his hat as it flapped wildly in the breeze.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" MKL shreiked, running after him in an instant. "YOU ARE SOOOOO BEYOND DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"And that's a wrap," Ararik muttered with a smirk, clicking the mouse. The abandoned computer lit up like nothing was wrong and he clicked 'save' before going to the InuYasha section. "Hmmmm, I'm in the mood for some KH crossovers right now...heheheh..."
And so he continued to surf the web as the unknowing YK and MKL ran around like they were going to die otherwise.
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