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Chapter VI: When Adventure World and Wonder World collide.

We ran the whole way to my place, laughing like children. Once I had let us inside, I barely had time to get my breath back when I was pushed up against the hallway wall, Johnny's lips devoured me.

I kissed him back with fervor, wrapping my arms around his neck and slipping my fingers through the hair at the nape. We kissed for the longest time, it never got boring and I would have gladly stayed there forever; if I didn't have the desire to do other things that is. I pulled out of the kiss, throwing my head back to gasp for air. Johnny didn't stop his assault on my heated flesh with his mouth, he just continued on, kissing down my neck.

"Bedroom," I managed to gasp out, before his lips were on mine again.

We continued kissing as we stumbled to my bedroom. I wasn't sure if Johnny realized where we were when he continued to kiss me standing up, while there was a perfectly good bed right there. I grew frustrated and took the lead. I pushed him down onto the bed; he landed with a thump on his back and bounced a little as the springs gave way. His eyes widened in surprise but then he smiled as I moved to straddle him.

He took a hold of my waist and looked at me with animalistic hunger that made my whole body tingle.

"Please, God, tell me I'm not dreaming," he whispered, looking up at me.

I leaned down until my mouth was right beside his ear, "you're not dreaming," I whispered.

He growled and, in pure animal fashion, rolled us over until he was on top, in between my legs. Jackets and shirts came off in a flash; it was so fast, that before I could blink, his beautiful chest was staring right at me. He didn't have a six pack or even a two pack, but he was toned enough that he had the most delicious V shaped muscle I have ever seen.

I didn't hesitate; I moved to trace it with my hands until I was hindered by his jeans from going any further.

"These have to come off. Now," I stated, looking up at him with a deep seated hunger.

He smiled and then stood up to take off his jeans and then his underwear. The most glorious cock I had ever seen was staring back at me. It wasn't huge but it wasn't small either. It was Kellogs. I wanted to fall to my knees and worship it, but instead I said, "Holy shit."

Johnny only smiled at me then he knelt by the edge of the bed, reached up and slowly undid my button fly jeans. His eyes roamed my whole body until he got to my eyes, where he held my gaze as his hands began to work my jeans down my legs. When they were at my feet, he stood up and tore them away from me, throwing them to the corner of the room.

He worked his way up my body, kissing my goose flesh as he went. Kissing my thigh and then my hip, my stomach and then over my bra, my neck and then finally, my lips. I moaned as the heat of it flushed my skin. He kissed me deeply for a few moments and then straightened his arms by my head.

He looked down, appraising my body under his lustful gaze. I tried desperately not to squirm from the thrill of it.

"God, you're beautiful. So fucking beautiful." There it was again, a curse word from the mouth of a children's entertainer and it made me so excited that I pulled him down to me.

I was desperate to feel him, all of him. I wanted to crawl inside him and stay there a while.

He worked down my body again, but his kisses were slow and they were everywhere. Once he got to my covered breasts he let out a low growl of, what seemed to be, frustration. He moved his arms around me; I lifted my back to give him better access. My chest was now right where he wanted it and he continued to kiss it while he unhooked my bra. He pulled it off delicately then admired me for a long moment before taking my left nipple into his mouth.

I gasped in surprise and then moaned as the pleasure flooded through me. My toes curled as he lavished first one and then the other with his talented mouth. I sluiced my fingers through his hair, holding his head to me. It didn't slow him down as he continued to explore, kissing my belly a few times before he got to my hip. Having his lips and tongue tasting me near where I wanted him to taste me most made me wild.

"Oh, Jesus, God. Ugh." Coherency went out the window when I felt him pull my underwear down and kiss the skin where my Adventure World began.

"They're both a little busy right now," I heard him say and I looked down to see a dimpled smile on his face.

I threw my head back into the mattress and moaned out, "Oh fuck." I heard him chuckle before he continued his adventure.

He gently – far too slowly for my liking – pulled my underwear down. I heard as he breathed in sharply and then expelled the air in a whoosh between his lips. I mentally thanked the Goddess of smooth, Gillette, for taking care of me earlier.

Once again, he knelt by the bed, my feet hung off the edge as I lie horizontally across it. He worked the material over my feet and then kissed them, once each. He worked his way up my legs, spreading them gently as he went. My breath hitched with every kiss, as he moved closer and closer to my Adventure World, the ultimate adventure location.

When I felt his tongue tentatively touch me, it felt like all my Christmases had come at once. I barely had time to think before he devoured me, working a kind of white magic that could turn mushrooms into fluffy white bunnies.

I held onto his head again, the softness of his hair barely registering in my hazy mind. It didn't take long before I was screaming out to the Heavens, announcing my climax. Johnny seemed pretty chuffed with himself as he made his way back up my body.

He kissed me again but pulled back when he realized how we were situated, he was right there and I could see his mind ticking over. He wanted to just go for it, but there was something else. I went to ask if he was okay, when he spoke.

"Condom?" he whispered.

Shit, how could I forget that?

"Top draw." I pointed to my top draw and while he leaned over to open it, I silently prayed to the Goddess of protection, Ansel that they were in date.

Johnny took out the large unopened box and looked at me with a quirked brow; I swallowed my drool and explained.

"A girl has to stay optimistic. But I'd check the date if I were you."

With an amused smile in place, he looked at the date on the side of the box. He laughed and I groaned. I didn't like the sound of that.

"What?" I asked.

He moved back over me, kissed me gently, and then rolled onto his side.

"They go out of date next week." He opened the box and tore one of the foil packets from it, then threw the box on the other side of the bed.

Rolling back on top of me momentarily, he leaned down and kissed my neck, tasting the skin with a slip of his tongue before moving his lips to my ear.

"Looks like we're going to be busy for the rest of the week," he whispered, making my skin break out in goose bumps.

Wait, for the rest of the week? Does that mean this is going to happen again? Oh God, please let that mean this happens again real soon.

Johnny rolled the condom over his Wonder World and then positioned himself; he looked up at me, seeking permission. The same moment that I nodded, he instantly pushed himself inside of me. Our moans were instinctual, coming out all on their own. It took a few back and forth movements until he was in me completely but once our pelvises were flush, we enjoyed the moment for a while.

The weight of him was welcomed and when I looked into his eyes I had that feeling of wanting to crawl inside him again. When he started moving, I moved with him until my hips found a rhythm to match his. I was in Heaven and when I looked at his face, I could tell that he was there with me.

I closed my eyes as the rhythm got faster, it had been so long but it felt better than I remembered. Wrapping my legs around him I clawed his back with my fingers as the intense thrill of it all began to overtake me. The damn burst and my Adventure World rained down on his Wonder World, clenching it as if I owned it. I called out his name and pulled on his hair as the aftershocks continued to put me in a heightened state of bliss.

I came crashing back down to Earth and opened my eyes to see him staring at me intently as he continued thrusting. I held his gaze and picked up my pace, the noises of Adventure World and Wonder World colliding could be heard echoing around the room. We continued to look at each other and I almost lost it when he smiled at me, his dimples playing with my consciousness. I wanted to close my eyes so badly, to just lose myself in the sensations pulsing through me, but I held his gaze.

"So … perfect … never want to … stop, oh God … coming," he rasped out between thrusts.

He picked up speed and I held onto him, clawing at his back as another orgasm threatened to claim me. Faster and faster he moved, moaning and yelling out curse words. He suddenly stilled, thrusting inside me and holding me there as he released. I rocked my hips, desperate to feel everything, crawl inside of him and get myself over the edge. Then suddenly, it happened, my climax hit me with such a force that I collapsed. My energy instantly drained and I lay there, gasping for breath.

Johnny collapsed on top of me and I somehow managed to lift my arms and throw them around him. I lightly dragged my fingers up and down his back and he sighed at my touch. We lay like that for a long while, before I asked if he wanted a shower.

We both jumped in the shower together and before long our hands were all over each other. His hands were as magical as his mouth and soon enough I was bursting forth a string of obscenities as I came undone. He followed soon after as my own hands discovered his Wonder World and Happy Sacks.

We smiled at each other, drunk and relaxed from our playtime. We washed and dried off, then fell into bed just as the sun was coming up. He pulled me to him and I lay with my head on his chest. I couldn't hide my smile even if I wanted to.

I had no chance of sleeping and by the heavy breathing coming from Johnny, I had a feeling he wasn't sleeping either. He proved this by kissing the top of my head.

"You're amazing," he rasped out.

I moved up the bed to lie beside him and shot him a smile.

"Not so bad yourself, stud."

He puffed out his chest, a smug smile on his face.

"Yeah, I am a bit of a stud, aren't I?"

I burst out laughing and he looked at me with a mock pout. He pulled me into him and held me tight. He kissed my forehead and lingered there; breathing me in at the same time I breathed him in.

"I'm never going to be able to watch you on T.V without blushing now," I admitted.

He laughed a little, his hot breath caressing my face.

"I'm not going to be able to introduce Igglepiggle without laughing. Nor am I going to be able to think of Wonder World and Adventure World in the innocent sense they're meant to be thought of, ever."

I looked up at him in a shot, fear and embarrassment making my skin prickle. Reading my expression, he laughed again.

"You called out 'oh your Wonder World feels so good in my Adventure World' while in the throes of passion. It took me a while to realize what you meant." He smiled at me, looking amused as my blush turned my body into a heat pack.

While the embarrassment heated me to the core, I buried my head in his chest and groaned out loud. I had never felt so ashamed in my life. He laughed at my discomfort but he caressed me and kissed the top of my head once again.

"It's okay, I'd have to agree; my Wonder World and your Adventure World are a match made in playtime Heaven."

I groaned again. It was obvious by his voice that he had just quoted me again. He laughed louder this time, my body moved with his and the sound of it reverberated through his chest.

When he finally stopped laughing, he placed his finger and thumb on my chin, urging me to look up at him. I could still feel the heat in my cheeks as our eyes met.

"I'm sorry; I didn't mean to make fun of you. I mean it; your Adventure World is something else and I would like to … discover more of it." As he said this, he moved us until he hovered above me again.

Suddenly the heat flushing my body was one of a different kind and I yielded to him as he molded his lips to mine. Our worlds collided once again, but this time it was slow, sensual and consuming. The afterglow after that round sent us both to the land of dreams.

I awoke only a couple of hours later to my phone ringing. I pulled myself from Johnny's arms reluctantly, and lunged toward it on my bedside table. I didn't get it in time and I heard the answering machine pick it up. I collapsed back into bed and decided to listen to who it was first.

"I could be dead by now for all you know," Aunt Alice's voice cackled through the phone. I smiled inadvertently, remembering I said I'd go see her today, as I did every Sunday. Not that she knew that.

"You and Johnny need to get out of bed and hurry up now. Playtime is over –"

I lunged for the phone and picked it up before she said anything else. I knew it was too late, I could feel Johnny stir behind me.

"Hello Aunt Alice," I huffed into the phone.

"Hello dear," she replied. I could tell she was smiling and it made me smile down the phone in return despite the fuckery she'd just caused me.

I sneaked a peak over my shoulder and was instantly met by a quirked eyebrow and a dimpled smile.

"I'm on my way to pick up Sunny now, I was just on my way out the door," I lied.

"No you weren't," she stated.

I lied down on the bed with a huff and brought my hand up to cover my eyes, I could feel Johnny staring at me but I wasn't quite ready to see the look on his face.

"No, I wasn't," I admitted. "I'm up now though, thank you."

"You're welcome, dear. See you soon. Bring Johnny won't you, I'm sure he'd love to see me." With that, she hung up.

I glared at the phone in my hand and growled out in frustration.

"Aunt Alice?" Johnny aked.

"Yep," I replied, and then chanced a look at him.

He looked confused with a hint of amusement.

"She's – uh, she's psychic. I swear I told her nothing about you. The first time I heard of you from her was last night."

This piqued his interest and he rolled on his side, resting on his elbow with his head in his hand. I mirrored his position.

"What did she say?" he asked, intrigued.

I really didn't want to talk about my crazy aunt, let alone introduce him to her. I stalled, then, with a sigh, I spilled.

"She wants to meet you, today. She's in a hospice and she keeps having a premonition that she dies, that's only coz she… she doesn't have long with us now, and her old mind gets confused with understanding her premonitions nowadays so you can't really take what she sees seriously."

"Okay," he spoke slowly. "So what did she say?"

"That you're a keeper." I looked up at him through my lashes, not knowing if I really wanted to see his reaction. Surprisingly, he smiled at me.

He rolled onto his back and put his hands behind his head, I noticed that his biceps were pretty defined.

"She's right, I am." He glanced sideways, a cocky smile in place.

"Really?" I asked.

He nodded in confirmation but then moved to get up. "So should we get ready and go? Mind if we stop off at mine so I can change?" he asked.

I looked to him in bewilderment. "You don't have to go. Johnny, really, I'd understand if you're a little freaked out by this."

He looked to me, confused. "I'm not freaked out, I think it's cool. Plus, I want to see if she knows what my future holds." He flashed me another cocky smile.

Bring Johnny along won't you, I'm sure he'd love to see me. Aunt Alice strikes again.

I looked at him like he was crazy, momentarily, and then shrugged. I headed for the shower as he got dressed. By the time I got out, he was no longer in the bedroom. I put on jeans and a tee then headed out to the family room, where I found Johnny. He was walking around and looking at all the pictures on the wall. Hearing me enter, he turned to look at me.

"Ready?" he asked and I nodded in reply.

I grabbed my phone and called a taxi, I then called Angela and told her I'd be over to pick up Sunny in about an hour.

"Okay." I heard movement and then she whispered, "Did you eff you see kay him?"

I looked to Johnny who was now back to looking around the room and whispered back, "Yes."

I realized I should have just spoken normally. My whispering gave me away; Johnny spun around and smirked at me. So when Angela asked me "Was his see oh see kay huge?" I could only splutter, then tell her I had to go and I would see her in an hour.

She reluctantly said goodbye just as I heard the horn of the taxi. I lead us to the front door and closed it behind us. Johnny stood with his hand out, I took it and didn't let go, even as the taxi sped off to take me to my doom.

My crush was about to meet my crazy aunt, and my daughter, in a more private setting. Life could not get any weirder.

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