Hey Guys! Chapter 3 time! Sorry about the chapter coming out so late. I had the first part written and I got lost in writing the second part, but I really wanted to update today. So, enjoy.
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I plan on updating soon too. I have ideas for the next chapter written out and now i just need to find the time to type it up. And I should give a warning that my writing styles do change when i write. Just saying. Sorry if this chapter has a few mistakes. I was tired when i typed it up.
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NEXT DAY
Kurt's eyes flicked open as his morning instincts took over. He turned his head and saw that Mercedes was still sleeping beside him, while Rachel sat at his desk reading a magazine with his lamp on. He sat up slowly, as to not disturb Mercedes, and looked at Rachel. "What time is it Rach?"
Rachel looked up and said, "About 6'o clock."
"I'd forgotten that you were an early riser."
"I guess my body grew accustomed to my early morning workout schedule."
"And I get up early for my morning routine. Are you going to use the restroom?"
Rachel shook her head. "No, I already used cleaned up. I used my toothbrush that I always carry around."
"And yet you still had blue teeth," teased Kurt.
"Hey! That was genetics! My teeth are squeaky clean!"
"Of course they were."
"Kurtsie!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going."
He laughed as he casually walked over to the bathroom. Rachel pouted at him as he walked by and he patted her head affectionately. After a few minutes in the bathroom, Kurt walked out and began his morning routine at the vanity near his desk, when Mercedes began to stir. She rubbed her eyes and yawned. "Morning, babe!" called out Kurt. "What time is it beau?" asked Mercedes. "6:08 AM," chimed in Rachel. "It's so early. How can you guys be awake?" yawned Mercedes. Rachel and Kurt looked at each other for a second, before glancing back at Mercedes. "We're used to it," they answered together. Mercedes nodded sleepily before getting off the bed and heading towards the bathroom.
Within 30 minutes, all three of them had freshened up and were sitting around on the bed. Kurt had finished his morning moisturizing routine and Mercedes was more awake. They were all still dressed in the clothes that they had worn to sleep.
"I'm hungry," said Rachel suddenly.
"We can go make some breakfast. In fact, I don't think these guys have had a decent weekend breakfast for a long time."
"What do you mean?"
"On weekdays, the school has cooks prepare breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the students. On weekends, we're on our own, but the kitchen is always completely stocked. But none of the Warblers know how to cook, from what I hear. So generally, they've been eating cereal for breakfast all this time."
"What about lunch? And dinner?"
"They usually go out to eat or something. I've been going home for the weekends, so I eat there. But I know Blaine, Wes, and David always end up eating take-out."
"Well, we can't have that now, can we?"
"Alright, let me just change out of these pajamas."
"Nope, we go now."
Kurt tried to go to his closet, but Rachel and Mercedes grabbed him by his arms to prevent him from moving.
"Rach! 'Cedes! Come on, none of the Warblers have seen me in my pajamas and I want to keep it that way!"
"Too bad, white boy! It's too early for them to be awake this early on a weekend."
"But-"
"Nope, Kurtsie! You're going now."
They both dragged the countertenor out of his room and began to walk towards the kitchen.
"But I look atrocious right now!" protested Kurt loudly.
"Sh!" both girls shushed him.
"But I-"
"Shush beau. You're going to wake everybody up."
There was a bit more struggling when suddenly, the three of them heard some rustling from behind Wes and David's door. They all looked at the door, then each other with a deer-in-the-headlights- expression. "Go, go, go!" whispered Kurt, as if they were secret agents or something. The three of them rushed past the corner and headed towards the kitchen.
A few seconds after they disappeared from view, the door to Wes and David's room opened. Out walked Wes, dressed in a tank top and shorts, and listening to his IPod. He walked to the exercise room, which one was conveniently located on the same floor as Warbler Hall, and began to run on a treadmill.
Meanwhile, Kurt, Mercedes, and Rachel had run into the kitchen and were laughing, as adrenaline pumped through their veins and they tried to catch their breath. Mercedes glanced at the clock and saw that it said '6:42 AM.'
"So what are we going to make?"
Kurt thought for a moment.
"Usually the school serves things like cereal, eggs, bagels, bacon, sausages, toast, or oatmeal for breakfast. So, let's make something that the school hasn't served yet. Something like pancakes or waffles."
"French toast? Muffins! Oh and what about some funnel cakes?" added Rachel.
"Don't forget hash browns. Do you think we're going to be able to make cinnamon rolls too?" said Mercedes.
"The Warblers usually end up waking up at like 9, so we still have time. I'm pretty sure we're going to be able to make most of these things."
"I can use some of my vegan recipes too!" cheered Rachel.
Kurt and Mercedes shot her an unsure look. "Are you sure they're safe?" asked Kurt. Rachel saw their looks that they shot her and smiled. "Don't worry, they're delicious. Well, my cousins said they liked them." They shot her another doubtful look, so she sighed and added, "If you don't like how it tastes during the first batch, we can switch to traditional style." Finally, the two of them gave her a glance and nodded.
"Let's divide the tasks. Mercedes, you make the French toast and cinnamon rolls. Rachel, pancakes and the hash browns. I'll make the waffles, muffins, and funnel cakes. We'll alternate some things along the way, so it'll be easier. We're just going to get things started."
All of them nodded at each other and began to looked around the kitchen for ingredients. Sure enough, as Kurt had mentioned, the kitchen was completely stocked. They immediately found all the ingredients they needed for the breakfast items. They busied themselves with their assigned tasks and conversed in light chatter.
"What else do the Warblers not know about you, divo?" asked Rachel.
Kurt shrugged as he mixed the muffin ingredients in a large bowl. "Uh, actually, they don't know a lot about me. They've never heard me sing, they don't know I was a Cheerio, and they don't know that I was on McKinley's football team. There's a lot of other things they don't know, but those are by far the more interesting."
"Dang beau, I'm curious to know what they do know about you."
"Enough to know most of my general interests. You should have seen them when they found out I could speak fluent French. It started out with…"
~Flashback~
It was Kurt's first day being a student at Dalton Academy. Kurt walked with Wes, David, Blaine, and Thad as they led him to the French room. They walked into the room, and at the front of the classroom stood an elegant looking lady. Kurt raised his eyebrow at the lady, thinking 'I thought this school had only male teachers.' Thad saw his look and said, "That's Madame Fleur. She's one of the only female teachers here, and she's one of the nicest."
The lady glanced up from a folder she was looking at and saw Kurt standing with the other four males. She walked up to them holding a few papers and smiled. "Hello, I'm Madame Fleur. Are you a new student?" she asked with a slight accent. Kurt smiled at her and said. "Oui, Madame. Je m'appelle Kurt Hummel." (Yes, Madame. My name is Kurt Hummel.)
She looked at him interestingly (Not like checking him out, but like a new student with skills) and said," Ah, Kurt Hummel, hein? Donc,vous savez déjà comment parler français? » (Ah, Kurt Hummel, eh? So you already know how to speak French?) He smiled and answered back, » Très couramment, en fait. » (Quite fluently, actually.) She smiled and nodded. » Bon, alors vous allez avoir aucun problème avec cette classe. Voici quelques tâches à rattraper son retard sur ce que les élèves sont en train d'apprendre. Je les attends sur mon bureau la semaine prochaine. » (Alright, then you're going to have no problem with this class. Here are some assignments to catch up on what the students are currently learning. I expect them on my desk by next week.) She passed him the sheets of paper and he took them. "Oui, madame." (Yes, Madame.)
She nodded at him approvingly and said, "Je suis impatient de travailler avec vous Kurt. Prenez place n'importe où. » (I look forward to working with you Kurt. Take a seat anywhere.) He smiled and took a seat next to Blaine, who was gaping at him, as she walked back to the front of the room just as the bell rang. Wes and David immediately turned around in their seats from in front of him and Thad, sitting on the other side of Kurt, turned towards him. "Since when did you know how to speak French?" asked Wes in awe. Kurt laughed and said, "I've always loved the language as a child, so I took it as a self-learning project. I'm quite fluent at it, actually." "Good, then we know who to go to if we need help in French. We suck at it," said Thad. "Feel free to ask me for help anytime. French is like a second language to me." Wes, David, and Thad nodded at his answer and turned towards the front of the room as Madame Fleur began to speak.
Meanwhile, Blaine was still gaping at Kurt, who couldn't help but think that Blaine looked adorable staring at him and blushed lightly. "Wow," he said. Kurt looked at him curiously and asked, "What's so wow?" Blaine smiled at him and said, "You are." Kurt blushed. "Well, I am amazing." Blaine laughed and teased in a whisper," Is there anything else that you're hiding from us, oh-great-one?" Kurt laughed quietly and was about to reply, when Madame Fleur called out, "Blaine, êtes-vous attention à moi ou de parler à Kurt? » (Blaine, are you paying attention to me or talking to Kurt?) Blaine looked confused, so Kurt quietly translated it for him. Blaine blushed and said, "Désolé madame. Jeferai attention. » (Sorry Madame. I'll pay attention.) She gave him a slightly stern, slightly amused look and turned back to the board to write something down. Kurt quickly turned towards the lesson, paying complete attention, and Blaine couldn't help but sneak a few peeks at him during the lesson.
~End Flashback~
"…and they've been asking me for help in French ever since. They really do suck at French."
Rachel and Mercedes both nudged him knowingly and were giggling. Kurt blushed.
"You two were totally flirting!" giggled Rachel giddily.
Mercedes dancing around him and chanted, "He likes you, he likes you!"
Kurt blushed even deeper and said, "Ladies! Let's get back to cooking, shall we?"
Both girls pouted. "But this is fun!" said Mercedes. Kurt, in reply, stuck his tongue out at them. They laughed and continued their cooking.
After a moment, Mercedes said, "A month has passed and they know so little about you."
"That's not true!"
"Fine, but we still know more!"
"True."
The glanced at each other and ended up laughing again.
"How's the education, here, Kurt?" asked Rachel.
Kurt pouted. "I actually have to think here. McKinley was preschool compared to this stuff. But I like a challenge, and it's actually not that hard. Just more thinking is required."
"At least you actually learn things from the teachers. All we have to do at McKinley this year is read the textbook and we're good for the entire school year," said Rachel.
"I remember that from last year. But it's easier here too because if I need help, I can just ask one the Warblers. They're all really nice guys," stated Kurt.
Rachel thought for a moment. "They do seem like nice guys. Blaine is a gentleman and Wes is sweet."
Mercedes added, "And David is really funny."
Kurt smiled and said, "Once you really get to know them, Blaine is Disney-obsessed, David is insane, and Wes is outrageously serious. They're all really crazy, but at least they're fun. And I'm not just talking about Wes, David, and Blaine; I'm talking about all the Warblers."
"You're happy here." The way Mercedes said it made it seem like a statement instead of a question. Kurt nodded.
"The people are nice, the teachers I have are cool, the school is beautiful, and the schoolwork is surprisingly easy, although a bit more challenging."
They continued on with their tasks for a little bit longer, when Rachel put her first batch of vegan pancakes on a plate. She took another plate and put one of the pancakes on it, cutting it into 3 equal pieces. She called Kurt and Mercedes over, who looked at the food dubiously as she took a bite of her piece. However, when they saw a smile spread across her face as she swallowed, they cautiously took their own pieces and bit into it. As they chewed carefully on the pancake, their eyes lit up and their smiles grew identical to Rachel's.
"Oh my Gaga, Rachel! This is amazing! Where did you get this recipe? My dad could use these pancakes for health diet," said Kurt. Rachel shrugged.
"I found the recipe in some boxes in my attic when I went explore my house one day."
"Well, these are delicious, so make loads more." Rachel nodded.
"How many people are in this hallway, Kurtsie?"
"Uh, there's 16 of us, from what I know. Well, 18 including you two."
"Looks like we'll be doing a lot of cooking then."
"You know what we need right now?" cut in Mercedes. Kurt and Rachel shook their heads, looking at her expectantly, as she grinned at them. "Music."
She plugged in Kurt's iPod, which she conveniently grabbed from his room before they dragged him out, into a speaker that was on the kitchen table, and music started flowing out. They grinned at each other as Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face' came blasting out.
I wanna hold em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me
Love the game intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
They sang and danced around as they cooked, laughing as they tried to out-sing each other jokingly,
Oh o-oh oh oh o-oh oh
I'll get him hot, and show him what I've got
Oh o-oh oh oh o-oh oh whoaa oh
I'll get him hot, and show him what I've got
Meanwhile, Wes had finished with his running. He got off the treadmill and wiped off some sweat on his forehead with a towel he had brought in with him earlier. He turned off his iPod, which was now in his hands, and took a slow sip of his half-empty water bottle as he walked back to his room. When he got to the room, he saw that David was still asleep and quietly grabbed his uniform, walking silently to the bathroom in their room. (Even though it was a weekend and he wasn't required to wear his uniform, he and most of the other Warblers found it easier to just wear their uniforms on the weekends so they didn't have to be picky about their clothes.)
After a quick shower, he emerged out the bathroom and found that David was still sleeping. After giving his hair a quick dry with a towel, he grabbed one of his pillows and quietly walked towards David's bed. He counted quietly to himself, then jumped onto the bed and attacked David with his pillow. "Stop! Stop! What the heck, Wes?" shouted David as he was rudely awakened. Wes grinned wolfishly at him and said, "I'm bored." David grumbled and pushed him off the bed. He then got up, knowing that the Asian wouldn't allow him to fall back to sleep, and grabbed his uniform as he walked to the bathroom. A few minutes later, he emerged to see Wes grabbing their water guns.
Wes ran to the restroom and filled up both guns with water, then passed one to David. "Ready?" he asked, pumping his gun like there was no tomorrow. "Ready," David nodded. The two stalked out of their room , heading towards the room across from them and quietly opened the door. (None of the Warblers ever locked their doors. If they did, the locked doors never kept the Warblers from finding a way to get into each other's rooms.) They stood at the edge of Blaine's bed and smirked at each other as their raised their weapons. Wes slowly pulled back the covers to reveal the curly-haired soloist. Suddenly, they attacked him with water simultaneously and he jerked up violently.
"Wha-?"
"Good Morning!" the two chorused. David was then hit in the head with a pillow that came from the other side of the room.
"Seriously guys? Every weekend! Can't I get a proper rest on Saturday for once?" came out an irritated cry from a figure hidden underneath their bed covers.
Wes cheerfully walked over to the figure's bed and pulled off their covers. "Up and at 'em, Thad!"
"You mock me, sir!"
"Yes I do, actually!"
This caused Thad to sit up and turn towards Wes, childishly stick his tongue at the Asian Warbler.
"Since you're up, go get ready. And hurry up! There's more Warblers to awaken."
Thad got up and walked to the bathroom, smacking Wes on the head on the way. Blaine, on the other hand, laid his head on his pillow once more. "Too early!" he groaned. David leapt up onto his bed and bounced on it.
"Nope! Up you go, Blainey!"
Blaine shook his head into his pillow, so David grabbed the soloist by his foot and dragged him off the bed. Blaine fell off the bed with a small thud as Thad walked out of the bathroom. He turned and pulled out his uniform from the closet, stripping out of his pajamas unabashedly in the middle of the room. Wes walked towards Thad's desk and pulled out his water gun from one of the drawers, passing it over to Thad.
Blaine finally got up off the floor, after multiple pokes from David. He sluggishly walked to the rest room and brushed his teeth as David grabbed his water gun from his desk. He passed it over to Blaine as the curly haired soloist grabbed his uniform and began to strip out of his pajamas.
"Are you really wearing boxers with bunnies on them?" asked David with a raised eyebrow as he waited for Blaine ad Thad to finish changing, Thad, who had already put on his pants and was bare-chested as he put on his dress shirt, turned towards David. "That's what I asked!" Blaine groaned as the two males laughed at him.
"Hey, leave my bunnies out of this. I'm not the one who has rainbows on his pajamas."
"My cousin got me those as a joke! She would have killed me if I didn't wear it at least once.," proclaimed Wes.
"You just keep telling yourself that. In fact, I think Rachel would love to know that bit of information."
"Tell her that and I'll tell Kurt about your bunny boxers."
"Fine, fine. We both shut up."
Thad and David laughed as the two reached a mutual agreement. Soon, both Thad and Blaine were dressed in their uniforms. Blaine tried to head back towards the restroom to fix his hair, but his two best friends stopped him. Wes grabbed hold of his collar, while David grabbed his blazer.
"Oh, no you don't," they said in unison.
"Wha-? Guys, let go."
"Nope, we've got to go wake up the rest of the birdies."
"And you're not piling another case of hair gel into those curls."
"I don't use the whole thing!"
"Yes you do."
This time, Thad answered with them as the group walked out of the room with their water guns in their hands. Blaine pouted as they stalked over to the next room, which was Nick and Jeff's, but quickly joined in on the fun when the trio squirted water over the other two boys to wake them up. They were met with yells of protest as water hit the two boys who were comfortably resting on their beds.
Thad sprayed Nick's head, whilst saying, "If I was forced to wake up this early, then you are too!"
Eventually, Nick and Jeff were out of bed and dressed in their uniforms as their water guns were passed to them. The group moved down the hallway, gradually increasing in size as they woke up more Warblers, starting next with Randall and Jason, then Andy and Trent, then Casey and Ethan, and finally Jake and Flint. The group of fourteen Warblers stood outside Seth's door and Jason knocked quietly on it. At first, nothing happened. Then, there was a shuffling sound from behind it and the door slowly opened to reveal Seth rubbing one of his eyes, dressed in pajamas that were similar to Kurt's except in a different color.
Once the door was fully open and he saw the Warblers pointing their water guns at him, he was suddenly wide awake and alert. His eyes widened and he covered his face with his hands. As if on cue, the Warblers began to squirt him with water, drenching him completely. When they finally stopped, he lowered his hands and growled.
"Wes…"
Wes smiled cheerfully at the boy and said, "Go get dressed, Seth. We still have to go wake up Kurtsie!"
"You guys are so lucky these pajamas aren't designer. And isn't Kurt usually one of the first people up?" asked Seth and he dried his hair with a towel he grabbed from his room.
"Yeah, it's weird that he's not up. There's normally music playing from his room when Wes wakes us up," said Blaine. They all turned towards him with sly grins. Jake wiggled his eyebrows at the soloist. "Oh, paying extra attention to little Kurtsie now, eh?"
Blaine blushed and replied, "I just happen to notice things."
Jason piped up and said, "Sure, sure. That's what they all say!"
David cut in and said ,"Let's go." Seth went into his room and quickly changed, emerging in a dress shirt and black trousers (semi-fashionable and not uniform). He wasn't holding a water gun, but he followed the group as they walked back down the hallway towards Kurt's room. Jeff quietly opened the door and they all snuck in quietly.
They were about to point their guns at his bed when they noticed-
"Where's Kurt?" asked Nick. They all gave each other confused looks, then turned towards Blaine. Blaine shot them an equally as confused look.
"Did he go home this weekend?" asked Andy.
"No, he would have told me," said Seth.
"Psh, forget you. He would have told me," said David seriously, even though they all knew he was joking.
All was silent for a moment as they pondered where the countertenor was at, when someone's stomach growled loudly. They all looked at each other and burst out laughing when Casey blushed.
"What? I'm hungry."
"Let's get breakfast then. I'll text Kurt when we've all got something in our stomachs," said Blaine.
They all began to walk towards the kitchen, whilst teasing Blaine about his over attentiveness with Kurt.
Oh, I remember
You driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me about your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me
Mercedes laughed as Kurt danced against her while he poured orange juice in cups and placed the, on a tray to take to the dining room. Rachel spun around them and placed a few plates of food into the dining room, before grabbing the tray with orange juice and putting it with the rest of the plates in the dining room. She danced back into the kitchen where Kurt and Mercedes were laughing and singing along to the music.
Can't you see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see?
You belong with me.
They laughed as Kurt pointed to the two girls and pointed back to himself. He pulled Mercedes and spun her in a circle, while Rachel danced right next to them, putting their final food items onto a large tray.
Have you ever thought
Just maybe
You belong with me
(You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift)
They all shrieked the ending out, not really singing but just messing around. At the end of the song, they fell into fits of laughter, each clutching the counter to prevent themselves from falling over. Rachel walked over to the IPod and paused the music. Kurt and Mercedes looked at her, and she grinned at them while holding a shaker full of powdered sugar.
"Last thing to do is to put the powdered sugar on the funnel cakes, then we're all finished."
She walked over to the tray and held the shaker over it. Before she shook it though, she froze, then grinned slyly at Mercedes. "Let's chant!" she shouted out. Mercedes laughed as Rachel began shaking the shaker and hitting it so that it created a drum beat, and joined along, hitting the counter with a wooden spoon. They started chanting out random noises as Kurt looked at them like they were crazy, but was laughing.
"E-E-Oh-Ah!" chanted Rachel.
Mercedes grabbed Kurt's arms and pulled him towards them. "Come on Kurtsie! Feel the rhythm of the drums. Now you."
Kurt raised his eyebrows and asked with a laugh, "Are you seriously quoting 'The Proposal', right now?" (Search up 'The Proposal Get Low" on youtube if you want to see how the scene in the movie played) The two girls nodded while laughing.
"Chant!" said Mercedes
"Chant what?" asked Kurt, smiling.
"Whatever comes to you. It is the way," said Rachel, flailing her arms dramatically while Mercedes kept the beat going with the spoon and countertop.
"But I don't know any chants," said Kurt, following his line perfectly.
"To the trees. Use your vowels," said Mercedes. They grinned as they all began to jokingly chant.
"E-E-Oh-Ah!"
"To the trees!" shouted Kurt, throwing his hands up to the side.
"To the Universe!" chorused Rachel and Mercedes.
"To the Universe. The Universe," repeated Kurt, throwing his hands in the air dramatically.
He laughed as he continued the little chant, dancing around the kitchen and flailing his arms out everywhere..
"To the crazy.
To the window, the window.
To the wall, to the wall.
To the sweat drip down my balls.
To all you bitches..."
He added a random spin in there and almost started laughing again.
"Louder!" shouted Mercedes with a laugh.
Warblers were nearing the kitchen when they heard a female voice call out, "Louder!"
They looked at each other, confused, as they walked closer to the door.
"What was that?" asked Jake.
They all shrugged as they walked closer to the doorway or the kitchen.
Kurt began to chant even louder and flailed his arms even more, if possible. He began mimicking the moves that Sandra Bullock was doing in the movie.
"To the window, to the window.
To the walls, to the walls.
To the sweat drip down my balls.
Now all you bitches crawl.
All skeet, skeet, mother
All skeet, skeet, goddamn
To the window to the window
To the wall to the wall
To the sweat drip down my balls
To all you bitches crawl"
Rachel and Mercedes started laughing and joined in on Kurt's dancing, throwing their arms out and hitting on the table to continue the beat.
"All skeet, skeet, mother
All skeet, skeet goddamn
To the window to the window
To the wall to the wall
To the sweat drip down my
All you bitches go
O-o-o!"
Kurt began to shake his butt and did some hairography with his hands on his hips. The two girls laughed even harder as they watched Kurt dance and danced along themselves.
The 15 Warblers froze when they saw Kurt and the two girls from yesterday dancing in the kitchen, not noticing the large group gathered around the door. Blaine's jaw dropped when he saw Kurt in his silky green pajamas, eyeing the way it fit him perfectly. Meanwhile, Wes and David were watching the two girls, noting how well their clothes fit on them. (Okay, they were checking Rachel and Mercedes out. But they'll deny it if anyone asked them) Then, the Warblers watched awestruck as Kurt danced around the two girls and began to shake his butt right in front of them as he chanted along (not sang) with the song. Blaine's jaw dropped even more when Kurt started messing around with hairography and gulped as he stared at Kurt's ass. 'Holy-! Stop staring Blaine! You're starting to drool!'
"Ladies! Let's take it to the bridge!" shouted Kurt. He danced right in front of them and they laughed as they copied the moves Betty White did in the movie, moving stiffly while laughing uncontrollably. Kurt let out a loud whoop as he moved on with the bridge of the song.
"Let me see you get low
You scared, you scared
Drop your ass to the flo'
You scared, you scared
Let me see you get low
You scared, you scared
Drop your ass to the floor"
Kurt danced around, once again copying Sandra Bullock's moves as he danced around the girls.
"You scared!" the girls chanted
"You scared, you scared
See you get low
You scared, you scared"
He slid down a bit in one spot, then quickly straightened up as he danced around the girls again.
"You scared!" the two girls chanted again.
"Your butt to the flo'
You scared, you scared"
Kurt slowly backed up from the girls, hopping his way towards where the Warblers were standing, not noticing them.
"Now stop, woo
Now wiggle it
Now stop, woo
Jiggle it, just jiggle it
Just wiggle it"
He slowly backed up towards where the Warblers were standing, shaking hit butt each time he sang 'wiggle/ jiggle it.' Finally, on the last one, he ended up crashing into Seth at the doorway.
The countertenor turned around and stared at the Warblers, horrified. Most of them grinned back at him innocently and he blushed.
"Having fun, Kurtsie?" asked Flint with a grin. Kurt flushed as Rachel and Mercedes laughed and walked up to the Warblers.
"Aw, why'd you stop? You ass looked nice from this view!" teased Casey with a wink, smacking the countertenor's butt. Kurt blushed even deeper as he moved back, standing closer to Rachel and Mercedes.
"I'm pretty sure Blaine would agree too, right Blainey?" laughed Randall. Blaine, who still had his mouth open, shut it quickly and blushed. He glared at Randall, who grinned back innocently. The Warblers proceeded to then tease Kurt, laughing as he grew redder with each comment.
"Who knew you could do hairography, Kurt?"
"Do your bitches really go 'O-o-o'?"
"Sweat drips down your balls? What kind of things do you do?"
"Nice ass Kurt."
"Those pajamas fit your figure."
"I'd totally tap that."
Kurt smacked Jeff, who was completely straight, across the head on the last comment and turned towards Rachel and Mercedes.
"This is why I should have changed!" he whined. They laughed back and pulled him away from the group, saving him from any more of their comments and quickly introduced themselves to the rest of the Warblers. Wes and David quickly came up and hugged the girls, earning catcalls from the other Warblers. Rachel laughed and stuck her tongue to at them, while David magically conjured up a sock out of nowhere (Okay fine, He had a sock in his pocket for some reason) and threw it at one of their heads.
The Warblers quickly walked up and introduced themselves to the girls, each of them chatting with the girls and joking around with them. Wes and David let go and stood closely beside them, laughing every time the girls laughed. Kurt stood off to the side, still blushing, when Blaine approached him.
"Hey there," he said. Kurt turned towards him and blushed even deeper. "Holy Gaga, that was embarrassing," he muttered quietly. Blaine chuckled and pulled Kurt in for a hug. "You were adorable," he whispered into the countertenor's ear, causing Kurt to blush even more. Then, Blaine proceeded to smack Kurt on his butt playfully, laughing as he did so. Kurt broke from the hug and stared at Blaine in shock, as the lead soloist winked back at him. "You do have a nice ass," he teased, causing Kurt to pout. "Freaking tease." Blaine laughed and put his arm casually around Kurt's shoulder.
"Those pajamas look nice on you. This is like the first time I've seen you ever in pajamas."
"What part of diva don't you understand?" asked Kurt with a raised eyebrow. Just as Blaine was about to answer, Nick called out to them.
"Hey, lovebirds! Are we going to get breakfast or what?"
Kurt turned towards the group of Warblers and said, "Breakfast is in the dining room." The Warblers gave each other confused looks and all shuffled over to the dining room, including Blaine. Kurt grabbed the plate of funnel cakes and followed after them, with Rachel and Mercedes following after him, each grabbing a plate.
When they all reached the dining room, the Warblers saw the table and half of them dropped their jaws. Kurt, Rachel, and Mercedes moved forward and put down a plate of funnel cakes on the table. Trent, the ever-so-calm Warbler, asked, "Kurt, what's all this for?"
Kurt answered, "Well, I was rudely dragged here by these two-" he jabbed his fingers in the direction of Mercedes and Rachel, who grinned sheepishly "-and we decided to make you a proper breakfast. You're welcome."
The Warblers turned to the three and engulfed them all in hugs.
"I love you people right now!"
"Will you marry me?" (That was typical Andy)
"You guys are amazing."
"Seriously, will you marry me?" (Again, Andy)
Rachel laughed as they asked the questions. "You guys should eat. The food is getting cold."
Almost all the Warblers immediately took seats around the table and grabbed some food. Seth calmly sat down, while Rachel and Mercedes took seats next to him (which were conveniently across from Wes and David). Blaine pulled out a chair next to Mercedes and motioned for Kurt to sit on it, and the countertenor smiled brightly at him before taking a seat. Blaine proceeded to take a seat next to Kurt and the table was soon engulfed by chatter.
"So, you two ladies go to McKinley, right?" asked Flint. The two girls nodded.
"Are you two single?" asked Nick, wiggling his eyebrows playfully. (Wes and David may or may not have glared at him as he did so) Kurt laughed at them as the two girls nodded once again.
"I think you all are going to get along really well," he said.
As some of the Warblers questioned the two girls some more, Jake threw a napkin at Randall's head. Randall threw his napkin back, but ended up hitting Jason in the head. Within a few seconds, napkins were being throw around the table and the two girls were laughing in amusement. Kurt raised his eyebrows at the Warblers and said, "I still have to get used to this." Blaine smiled at him and said, "Oh, you will. They do this way too often."
"Die you evil Prawn!"
"What do Prawns have anything to do with this?"
"Everything!"
"Your Mum is a Prawn!"
"Your face is a Prawn!"
"Seriously! What do Prawns have to do with this?"
"CANADA!"
"Shut up, Nick!"
"No you!"
"Why don't you all shut up?"
"Look who's talking!"
"You are!"
"Dude, these pancakes are heavenly!"
"Once again, will you marry me?"
Shouts came from all over the table as they all joked with each other. Seth, Wes, and David, who did not take part of the arguments, along with Kurt, Blaine, Rachel, and Mercedes, laughed at the craziness around the table. Rachel leaned towards Seth and asked, "Does this happen a lot?" Seth nodded and said, "All the time." Mercedes patted him on the shoulder and said, "I pity you." "So do I," was his reply, thus earning laughter from the two girls.
David smirked at the Warblers from across the table and said in a teasing tone, "Who would want to marry you, Andy?" Andy pouted and threw a piece of his waffle at David's head as the other Warbler around him laughed. "Of course I would," joked Thad, putting his arm casually around Andy. "Psh, he's mine, yo!" shouted Ethan and he grinned and pushed Thad's arm off Andy's shoulder. Flint laughed and said, "Why get him when you can have me?" He wriggled his eyebrows playfully and motioned to them with his fingers. This earned him groans and even more laughter from around the table, as Jeff threw a muffin at his head, which he caught in his hand. "Thanks Jeff! I was going to get one myself," he said, before taking a bite of it.
Before long, they were all full and were all in the kitchen. Some of the Warblers were helping clean the dishes- under Kurt's supervision, of course (He claimed, "Those guys don't know a clean plate from a dirty one.") Eventually, they were all done and they all ended up in the common room sitting and chatting.
After talking for a little while, the Warblers immediately warmed up to the two girls. Soon, most of them were playing video games in the room. The remaining few, Kurt, Blaine, Wes, David, Seth, Trent, and Thad, were still chatting with Rachel and Mercedes. Mercedes was casually leaning against Kurt, while Rachel rested against Blaine.
"How did you guys manage to sing The Black Eyed Peas a cappella?"
"We actually don't know. But it sounded cool in the end."
Rachel laughed and said, "I want to hear you guys sing it one day!"
Wes stuck his tongue out and said teasingly, "No singing for the competition."
"Unless you're Kurt. Then Blainey here can serenade you," joked David.
Blaine smacked David's shoulder while Rachel pouted. Suddenly, Nick came out of nowhere and lifted up Rachel, throwing her on his shoulder. "Rachel! I'm bored!" he called out.
"Go play video games," she said, whilst poking his shoulder so he would let her go.
"But I don't want to!" he whined back like a little child, refusing to put her down.
"Go outside and play a game," she suggested.
Nick paused and his eyes brightened. "That's a great idea!" He put Rachel down and kissed her cheek. (Okay, even Wes admits he was jealous of Nick right then) "Thanks Rach!" Mercedes laughed and said, "What, no kiss for me?" David laughed and kissed her cheek, as Nick rounded up the other Warblers.
"We're going to play Braveheart guys! You're coming too."
The Warblers proceeded to drag up Kurt, who said, "I didn't even want to leave my room in these pajamas. What makes you think I'll even step outside?"
"Go change!" said Jeff, pushing Rachel and Mercedes along with Kurt. Seth, being the least athletic out of all of them, quickly followed after them and said, "I'll wait with them."
"We'll be down on the field!" called out Nick.
The entire group went out onto the field and split into two groups to play the game. (Braveheart is basically like capture the flag. There's two sides and your object is to take the flag from the other team and bring it back to your own side. However, if you get tagged on enemy territory, you have to freeze until one team scores or one of your teammates saves you.) One team consisted of Wes, Flint, Thad, Casey, Nick, Andy, and Trent. The other team had Blaine, Jeff, Jake, Jason, Ethan, Randall, and David.
The game was already well in when the other four walked down, now dressed in casual clothes. The Warblers had assumed that Kurt and Seth weren't going to play (because they were too fabulous to get dirt, of course) and Rachel and Mercedes weren't going to play either (because they're girls and most girls aren't athletes). They didn't notice when the group of four walked down to the filed and they definitely did notice the sly looks they shared with each other. Kurt grabbed Mercedes and casually walked to one side, while Rachel and Seth winked at each other as they walked to the other. The two groups watched the rest of the Warblers play for a minute, before nodding at each other and rushing into opposite dies.
One side, Kurt surprised most of the Warblers by rushing in (They didn't expect Kurt of all people to be running and getting dirty), with Mercedes jogging in after him. The Warblers were so surprised that they didn't even try stopping the two from reaching Blaine, who was guarding the flag. Kurt grinned and jumped on Blaine, knocking the hazel-eyed boy onto the ground while Mercedes grabbed the flag and ran towards the other side. Kurt laid on top of Blaine, laughing for a second, then got up and stuck his hand out to Blaine. Blaine grinned at him and took his hand, getting up with the help of his best friend.
"Didn't expect to see you playing," he said.
Kurt gave him a wicked grin and said, "Expect the unexpected."
Meanwhile, on the other side, Seth and Rachel were getting closer to the flag. There was no one guarding it closely on their side, so they quickly grabbed it. However, once it was in Rachel's hands, Wes spotted them and chased after them. The two ran side by side as Wes sped up, being the track star he was. Rachel quickly formulated a plan and shouted out, "Seth! Catch!" She tossed the flag over to Seth, who grabbed it and continued to run, and slowed down herself.
However, Wes was running directly behind her and didn't expect her to slow down, so he crashed into her and the two landed on the grass, rolling a few feet and landing so that Wes was halfway on top of Rachel. Rachel was laughing and groaning at the same time, while saying, "Ow, didn't see that coming. Wes, you're heavy." Wes laughed and rolled off of her, then got up. He helped her onto her feet, laughing at how messy her hair had become during their fall and helped her fix it. He couldn't help but blush and think about how soft her hair was, when they heard cheering from the center of the field. The two looked at each other with slight blushes and grins before joining the rest of the Warblers in the center.
In the center of the field, Seth and Mercedes crossed over the lines at the exact same time. They turned around and laughed at each other, as the rest of the Warblers joined them at the center.
"Looks like our team just grew," said Flint, looking at Kurt and Mercedes. The two nodded at him while Rachel and Seth nodded at the opposing team. The two groups separated once more while taking the flags to the appropriate sides and the games started again. They were all laughing out loud, as some of them jokingly cheated. At one point, Nick had even clung to Jake's legs to prevent him from running and tagging his other teammates, while Jeff had jumped on Casey's back and knocked him over to prevent him from getting the flag.
During the middle of one of their games, Mercedes suddenly had a mad glint in her eye. She walked over to the border of the line, where Randall and Jason were standing. On the other side was Casey and David, eyeing the other two. Mercedes winked over at the two males on her team and walked towards David's direction but didn't cross the line. She held open her arms and smiled, trying to look as innocent as possible.
"Hey David, want a hug?"
David looked at her suspiciously, but she gave him a smile (which he found absolutely breath-taking). So, he walked towards her cautiously and gave her a hug. The two stood at the borderline, when suddenly Mercedes pulled the boy onto her side.
"Wha-?"
David froze and realized his position. He gave a small, playful glare towards the diva, and she just laughed. She quickly gave him a peck on the cheek (which caused him to blush) before running to the other side of the border and eventually grabbing the flag.
Eventually, all the Warblers were tired of running and were just sitting in the middle of the field. Half of them were breathing hard and laughing at their game (It had been ruled as a tie). Kurt was lying comfortably on Blaine's stomach, and Seth was laying on the countertenor's chest. Rachel leaned against Flint, with Mercedes resting against Trent's legs. Wes and David were laying on the ground, completely at ease. The entire group fell into a peaceful silence as they all rested from their game.
"That was more fun than I expected."
"Of course. Especially when you're with us!"
"That was more running than we ever do at McKinley."
The group laughed as they sat around for a bit longer.
David shifted to a sitting position while Wes was still splayed out on the grass. "Hey Rachel," he said, "I still owe you a soccer game." Part of the Warblers perked up at the sound of another game, while the other part groaned from their places on the floor, too lazy to move. Kurt sat up and fixed his already perfect hair. Blaine sat up a second after the countertenor and grabbed Kurt's hand. "Stop, it looks fine, Kurt." Kurt raised his eyebrow at the hazel eyed boy, who gave him a dazzling smile in return. He rolled his eyes and gave his hair one more quick sweep, before turning to his best friend and saying, "There, happy?" "Ecstatic."
Before Kurt could open his mouth to reply, Nick called out to them.
"Come on guys! I heard soccer! Let's go! Soccer season is way too far." The upbeat Warbler was on the soccer team and hated missing an opportunity to have fun. He grabbed their arms and pulled them up.
Kurt wrinkled his nose at the idea of playing a sport, despite the fact that he just played Braveheart, and said, "I'll just sit out." Seth, also disliking the idea of playing a sport (Once again ignoring the fact that they just played before), nodded his head in agreement. (Well, there's a reason why the two are closer than most of the other Warblers)
Blaine pouted (Kurt did not mentally squeal at how adorable he looked. Ahem.) and said, "Aw come on Kurtsie, have some fun!"
The brunette shook his head and said, "I did. Now I'm dirty." Blaine looked at him and wiggled his eyebrows playfully, so Kurt smacked his shoulder. "Not like that, you pervert. Now go play." He pushed Blaine towards the center of the field, where most of the Warblers were once again standing, and turned back to where Seth was sitting. What he didn't notice was the look of longing and dopey grin on Blaine's face, as he turned back for a minute to look at the countertenor. Kurt walked back to Seth and the two fell into an easy conversation, while Jeff called over Blaine to play the game with them.
They once more split into two groups and David quickly dropped a soccer ball in between the two teams. Once the ball was on the field, everyone quickly fought for the ball. Out of nowhere, Rachel quickly stole the ball from David, who had gained control of the ball from the rest of the Warblers. The soccer captain gaped at the petite brunette, who was skillfully running with the ball across the field and shot it into a goal.
"Wow! You're really good, Rach!"
She winked at him. "I know."
"Have you considered joining the soccer team at McKinley?"
"Not interested. The team sucks either way, so it's not going to make an impact if I joined. I'm not really that good."
"Yes you are!" Blaine and Wes jogged over to the two. "I'm not even in soccer and I can tell that you're really good."
"Shush you," she teased them with a soft smile.
"Ethan! Put the smaller boy down!" The group of four turned around to see Thad yelling at Ethan, who had apparently decided to pretend to be a caveman and had Casey thrown over his shoulder.
"No!"
Mercedes stood next to them and laughed. Thad quickly chased after Ethan, soon causing a few other Warblers to join in their chase.
"Put him down Ethan!" called out Wes.
"No!"
"Come on Ethan, let the poor boy go. He's probably getting dizzy from all the running you're doing right now," Blaine tried to reason with the boy.
"No!"
As Ethan ran, Casey was protesting and was beginning to feel sick from the constant rough movement and circles that Ethan was running. He was slowly turning green as the other boy ran faster and faster. David took a glance at the boy's face and saw the color leaving it. He stood still and said with a serious face, "Ethan, put him down,"
Ethan heard the seriousness in David's voice and pouted, but nonetheless dropped Casey. As soon as Casey's feet touched the ground, he ran towards the closest trashcan and threw up into it. Kurt and Seth quickly appeared behind him and rubbed his back soothingly. Casey lifted his head and wiped his mouth with a disgusted face.
"You okay?" the two boys asked him, concerned.
Casey nodded as David quickly handed him a piece of gum. "Thanks."
The head Warbler nodded as Ethan walked up from behind them.
"Sorry Case," he said with a guilty pout, making him look adorable.
Casey shook his head and said, "Its fine. Just don't run in circles next time you do that, which I know you will do." He grinned at Ethan, who gave him a friend grin back. Trent appeared behind the two and laughed. "I think this called for a group hug guys!" He pulled their shoulders together as the other boys laughed and joined in the hug. Soon, all the Warblers were huddled in a group.
"You too, Rach and 'Cedes!"
The two girls, who had been standing awkwardly on the side, looked at each other and laughed. They quickly ran to join in the group hug and soon, it was a big blob of people. Eventually, they all let go and quickly continued with the soccer game.
A few hours later, David, Wes, Nick, Jeff, and Rachel were the only ones still playing, while most of the Warblers were sitting on the sidelines watching the game.
Seth and Mercedes were talking to each other, when Blaine quickly slid over to be next to Kurt.
"Hey there."
The countertenor looked at him and shot him a bright smile.
"Hey yourself."
"I can't believe you actually play Braveheart with us today."
Kurt shrugged.
"I had fun. It wasn't that bad." He turned towards Blaine. "But don't expect it to be happening again soon. I wanted to spend more time with Rach and 'Cedes, too," he added when he saw the sly smile spreading across Blaine's face. The soloist pouted.
"Darn. Oh well, I'll get to see you play next semester, when everyone's required to have PE."
Kurt shot him a look.
"PE? It's required?"
Blaine nodded.
"Everyone is required to change into PE clothes too."
"What? How can I still look fabulous when I'll be wearing a ratty t-shirt and shorts?"
Kurt grimaced and Blaine rolled his eyes with a small smile on his face.
"You'll look fine. You always do."
Kurt blushed and lightly nudged Blaine.
"You shush. You just like checking me out too much," he teased.
Blaine gave him a playful grin and asked, "So what if I do?"
Kurt let out a small laugh.
"So, what do you think of Rachel and Mercedes?"
The two boys quickly glanced at the two girls in question, Rachel chasing after the soccer ball that was being kicked by David and Mercedes still completely engaged in her conversation with Seth.
"They're nice. I think they caught the attention of our friends."
The two males grinned at each other as they took a small glance at David and Wes.
"That, I think they did."
Before Blaine could reply, Jason groaned out loud.
"Ugh, I completely forgot that I still had to finish up Mr. Shay's essay on literary elements."
The people playing soccer ran over to join the group of Warblers on the floor. Flint and Jake looked at Jason and nodded. They, too, had forgotten about the essay. Trent stood up with Casey. "Here, we'll help you guys on it." The other three boys nodded at the two. The group of 5 quickly said their 'see you later's to everyone and soon disappeared inside the school building.
Slowly and slowly, the group of Warblers decreased as the members returned inside the building to finish homework and such. Eventually, it was only just Rachel, Mercedes, Kurt, Blaine, Wes, and David.
"Ugh, I have to finish my math homework. It was nice meeting you two. Come again anytime, alright?" David smiled at the girls, who nodded at him. He quickly gave them kisses on their cheeks and turned around to leave, when Wes called out, "Wait Up!" The Asian Warbler turned towards the girls with a small smile. "He's horrible at math, so it's my duty as his best friend to help him. I'll see you two soon. Laters!" He also quickly gave them each kisses on their cheeks and followed after David.
Kurt and Blaine looked at each other. They glanced at the two girls and smiled. "Movie time?" suggested Kurt. They both smiled and nodded at him, quickly following him back into the building with Blaine.
The group soon spent the rest of the time watching a movie and catching up with each other's lives. Eventually, it was late and the two girls left, promising to visit again soon, seeing as all the Warblers liked them. They also made Kurt promise that he had to call them later that night, to which he happily agreed to. As they were leaving, Blaine watched Kurt, noticing how the two girls made Kurt ecstatic. Seeing his smile, the lead soloist made a mental promise to himself. 'I will make Kurt Hummel smile like that again. Whatever it takes.'