*THEME SONG STARTS*
*Theme song ends*
All Three Hosts: And we're back!
Cape Verde: Thank you guys so much for reviewing! We really appreciate that!
Me: Yeah! We are really happy!
Praia: *grumbling about one of the questions he got in the corner*
Portugal: First things first! We would like to welcome our two new hosts! CG50 and Madagascar!
*Madagascar and CG50 poof onto stage*
CG50: Thanks so much for letting us join!
Madagascar: Yeah!
America: DUDE! LET'S JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW!
Me: DON'T BE PUSHY 'MERICA!
Cape Verde: Okay, the first review is from Nilla Mew Mew!
FIRST REVIEW! Ciao bellas! The name's Nilla, and I am Italy's twin sister and Romano's baby sis! I would love to be a guest star on the show pwetty pwease! *puppy dog eyes* If you want to know what I look like, imagine Fem!Italy (actually, I look more like Fem!Romano, but I'm supposed to be Italy's twin here.) Anyways, I HAS TRUTHS!
Italy and Romano: Fratelli! (brothers) *glomps them and kisses their cheeks* Did you miss me?
Sealand: SEA-KUN! *glomps him* you're in my top 5 favorite countries! Can you make me a Lady of Sealand?
Hungary: Who is hotter, Prussia or Austria?
NOW IT IS TIME FOR DARES!
Switzerland: I will get my fratello to stay off your lawn if you go on a date with me.
England: I love you, you are my second favorite, but...you have to wear this. *holds up alice in wonderland dress* Then make me some tea and scones while wearing it. Because I like tea and scones.
America: You have to drink England's tea and are not allowed to eat Hamburgers for a whole chapter! I'd make you eat his scones too, but they are mine, MINE I SAY! *smiles innocently*
That is all for today! Ti amo e arrivederci! (I love you and goodbye)
Italy: Ve~ Ciao~ Both me and fratello missed you a whole lot~! We're glad you're here! *hugs*
Romano: *hugs* Ciao…
Sealand: Yay! Of course you can be Lady of Sealand, desu yo!
Hungary: *blushing* Uh…both…I guess…
Prussia: KESESESESE!
Austria: ./.
Switzerland: Fine! Only because that annoying Italian will finally stay off that lawn!
England: BLOODY-
Cape Verde: JUST PUT THE DAMN THING ON! *rubs temples*
England: *grumbles* I'm only doing it cos' my niece told me to… *puts the outfit on and goes to make tea and scones.
America: *spits out his shake* NO HAMBURGERS! THAT IS CRUEL, DUDE!
*Madagascar pats America on the back*
Cape Verde: .w. Can I have a scone? They taste awesome. :3
England: SEE YA' BLOODY FROG! CAPE VERDE LIKES THEM! *from the kitchen*
Me: He better not blow up my kitchen…
Praia: Onto the next review, this is from Swirly592!
Hiya~! I'm Morgan! Can I become a host- Wait. NO YAOI? you are being deprived of something awesome.
Praia? Who are you?
Hehe... i gots nothing.
Me: Yaoi. Is. Gross. And yes, you can become a host, now onto the Praia's question.
Praia: I AM THE CAPITAL OF CAPE VERDE! PRAIA! D:
Cape Verde: Onto the next review. This is from ChineseGirl50:
CG50: 你好！我是中國女孩子五十！是了！對不起！我要說英文! Sorry... Chinese is my naive tongue... I'm CG50, or Chinese Girl 50.
Timor, Galapagos and Madagascar: *Waving.*
CG50: So... Anyway... on with the dares!
AMERICA:
1. DO YOU LIKE MADAGASCAR? IN FACT, DO YOU LOVE HER?
2. KISS MADAGASCAR FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES. IN FACT, 30 MINUTES.
Madagascar: *Blushing.*
FRANCE:
1. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING PERVERTED FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW.
2. TIMOR LIKES YOU AND PORTUGAL.
Timor: OI! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
GERMANY:
1. DO YOU HATE JEWISH?
2. GALAPAGOS LIKES YOU AND RUSSIA
Galapagos: Ei!
CG50: Can me and Madagascar be on the show? Besides, Galapagos and Timor don't like being on stage, and I forced Madagascar to, and she gave in after I showed her a bunch of pictures of America dozing off.
Madagascar: HEY!
CG50: BTW... HA DI! *Cable box to her TV blows up, brother and father screaming.* Now that has entertained me. See ya! And but me and mags in the show.
All 4: BYE!
*Tape ends.*
China: ^w^
America: *spits out tea* / I…I…AM IN LOVE WITH MADAGASCAR! AND I WILL KISS HER! *dips Madagascar and kisses her*
Madagascar: o/o *shuts her eyes and slowly kisses back*
Cape Verde: *sulks in the corner, asking herself why she can't be that brave around China*
France: I am just trying to share the love! Ohonhonhonhon~ Timor loves me~?
Portugal: /-/ And me…
Germany: OI! ZHAT VAS ZHE PAST! ZHIS IS ZHE PRESENT! NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT! And…Galapagos loves me…*blushes* Well…zhat's new…
Russia: ^L^ She loves me too, da?
Cape Verde: That's all the time we have for today!
Everyone: SEE YA'!