Hey. Sorry, I've been busy. Well, this chapter is where we talk about Twilight.
I apologize to any Jayfeather fans if I made him look obnoxious in the last chapter. It was fun to write.
Bella POV
I was relaxing in our new satin chair while playing with my new iPad. We may have been driven out of Forks, but they were able to find an abandoned cabin near a beautiful lake. I could the birds chirping and smell the distant marigolds as if they were next to my nose.
It was strange to be IMing someone that was sitting in the chair across from you. But when there are people camping only 80 feet away, you don't want them to know that there are vampires in the area.
Psychic: This is nice, although I need a TV in here! I haven't seen American Idol in 4EVER!
Lie2Me: Alice, I know ur looking the picture of Casey James again!
Psychic: He's hot!
NowUrHappyNowUrNot: Hey!
Psychic: Did I say hot? I meant hideous!
NowUrHappyNowUrNot:Nice try, Alice Cullen! This is the *checks clipboard* 1,729,630th time u've said that on IM! Were those all mistakes, 2?
Psychic:ok, I slipped up again! Big deal!
NowUrHappyNowUrNot: It's a HUGE deal if u slipped up 1,729,630 times!
Psychic: All right! Please 4give me!
NowUrHappyNowUrNot: Fine. But next time, I'm filing 4 divorce!
Lie2Me: U said that every time 4 the last 843,392 times.
NowUrHappyNowUrNot: I mean it this time!
IWillSurvive: u said that 4 the last 743,253 times.
NowUrHappyNowUrNot: I really do.
Lie2Me: that's what u said last time Alice slipped up
Psychic: Fine. But Casey James has an AMAZING voice!
IWillSurvive: u've been talking 'bout him nonstop since American Idol began!
Psychic: He should sing Eye of the Tiger!
Lie2Me: Here she goes again!
Psychic: And he may want 2 consider 2 sing What I've Done, maybe Dance w/ the Devil…
Lie2Me has logged off
IWillSurvive has logged off
Psychic: Aw, come on!
NowUrHappyNowUrNot: I'm ditching u!
NowUrHappyNowUrNot has logged off.
Psychic: Fine! B that way!
Psychic has logged off
Well, Jasper didn't look very happy. But I couldn't blame him. Not entirely. If I found out that Edward thought that Kate Voegele was hot, I'd probably rip his head off.
"Hey, Jasper! Are you alright? You look like Paul when he's completely pissed at someone," Jake said before he picked up an apple that he finished in one bite.
It was great that Jacob had decided to come with us. Despite being a vampire while he was a werewolf, it was still great to have him around.
Before Jasper could say anything, Edward jumped in. "Well, Jasper is somewhat pissed off. Alice was talking about Casey James again."
"That makes sense," Jake replied.
"Jake, stop thinking about girls in bikinis!" Edward screamed.
There was loud clanggg from the kitchen where Nessie was making egg rolls.
"JACOB BLACK!" Uh oh. This isn't gonna be good.
Nessie redirected her attention to Edward. "Dad, where did he see the bikini girls?"
Edward paused for a few seconds. "Playboy Magazine! There was a bikini contest. Jake chose the tanned one with a red polka dot bikini!"
"Nessie, please! I'll cancel my subscription, I promise!" Ah, poor Jacob. Always caught by Edward.
"Fine. But next time, you're not having lunch! Or dinner! Or breakfast the next day!" Those cooking skills that I taught her really paid off. Not that she ever had much to cook, with only her and Jake.
"Those dumplings smell delicious!" Jake didn't seem to realize where his hand was going.
"Jake, watch the oil! It's–" She was cut off by a loud sizzle and a howl of pain.
"—hot!" she finished a little to late.
"You think I don't know that?" Jacob screamed in distress.
"Now who's pissed off?" Jasper said with gleaming eyes.
"Keep it down, will you? We don't want to be discovered!" Carlisle yelled at everyone.
"Yeh, keep it down," Rosalie said with annoyance.
"Jake let me see that," Carlisle slowly came up to Jacob and looked at the burn. "It's not too bad. It should be fine by tomorrow."
"Umm… you may want to rethink that." Edward said. He was epically failing at hiding his laughter.
"Edward, what is that supposed to mean? Shape-shifters heal 20 times more quickly than humans." Carlisle said.
"That's when it's an open wound. If the skin isn't cut, the healing process is 20 times slower than with a human." Edward said with some triumph in his voice.
"It's true, Carlisle." Jake said while glaring at Edward.
Gosh, I had no idea that Jake was such a loud snorer! I was surprised that Nessie could sleep through it.
"So, what do you want to do?" I said facing Edward.
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Edward said facing Rosalie.
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Rosalie said facing Jasper. Joy. The same nightly routine.
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Jasper said facing Esme.
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Esme said facing Carlisle.
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Carlisle said facing Emmett.
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Emmett said facing Alice.
There was no response.
"Alice?" Emmett said, worried about his sister.
Then she started to talk. "Cats… vampires… Volturi… StarClan… Dark Forest… Tigerstar!"
"She sees something!" I said. "Alice, what did you see?"
"I d-don't kn-know," she stammered. "We were on one side and a bunch of cats. But we had cats on our side to. We were for StarClan and they were for the Dark Forest!"
"Huh? What does that mean?" Jasper sounded puzzled.
"We'll see tomorrow. Let's play Blackjack!" Edward suggested.
Yup. The world of cats and vampires will collide soon. I won't be able to update often, but keep those reviews coming! A thanks to ShiningEmerald and NivelFish, whose reviews helped me finish.