NARUTO QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
CHAPTER 3: FILLER CHAPTER "SASUKE"
AUUUUGH! , Yelled sasuke as he woke up from a nightmare which involved orochimaru violating him with his " great white snake". He quickly calmed down as realized that it was all just a dream. "I have got to stop watching "ANACONDA" before I go to sleep", he said to himself. He then realized his stomach grumbling and decided to go downstairs for a midnight snack.
When he got to the kitchen he decided to eat a tomato… because he likes tomatos. "That's odd", sasuke thought as he noticed his tomato cabinet was empty when he just bought a sack of them at wal-mart. Then all of a sudden he heard a hoarse voice say" sasssssuke", he froze and turned around to see his fan club. "shhhh its ok said one of the the fangirls from hell. "we just want to rape you" she ended as she saw sasuke in his uchiha underwear that said " I'm emo and I'm proud of it".
"NOOOO", shouted sasuke as they advanced on him. Luckily for him he escaped from their clutches which came from being in orochimaru's lube machine for the remainder of his training. He quickly ran upstairs to his room and locked the door. THUMB THUMB was the sound that was heard as the girls tried to break through the door. Sasuke quickly took out his iphone and called naruto for help. As soon as he finished calling him the fan girls broke through the door and naruto came in crashing into his room, Indiana jones style. He then proceeded to to shoot all the fan girls with an ak-47.
"NARUTOOO, sasuke yelled as naruto finished killing all the girls. "what" said, naruto. "WHY WOULD YOU KILL THEM, sasuke finished. "because "I want you all for my self SASUKE-KUN" naruto said. As he jumped sasuke.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!, yelled sasuke as woke up again. "phew it was all a dream, he sighed. Then all of sudden orochimaru woke up right next to him in his bed and said" what's wrong ssssssassssuke-kun". O-O was the look on sasukes face as orochimaru decided to punish him with his own " great white manda" for waking him up.
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A:N please tell me if this filler was any good and btw please feel free to ask questions for the naruto crew so I can continue the story