Michi: - So what did you guys think about chapter 1?
Readers: …
Crickets: chirp chirp chirp
Michi: It wasn't that bad was it,
Crickets: chirp chirp chirp
Michi: uu, Oh! puts head down
Bakura: (Brings out an old Mulan Mc Donald's toy - the cricket one, Crickee) chirp chirp
chirp
Bakura: (smirk) heh, heh, heh.
Michi: That's it!
Michi starts chasing Bakura around the room
Ryou: nn, Um,… yeah. While Michi is dealing with some issues-
"Get Back Here Bakura!"
Bakura: Blows a raspberry NO! Make me!
Michi: Argh!
Bakura: Ha ha!
Ryou: Right, ok. ; I'll just do the disclaimer. Disclaimer: Michi does not own Yugioh
or any of its characters.
Ryou: Enjoy Chapter 2! -Hey knock it off! Both of you!
(Commotion continues) "Get that thing away from me, ahh!"
Michi: So you are afraid of something…Pause Barney!" shoves the plushy in his
face
Bakura:! AHHHHH!
Ryou: sweat-drops and holding a handkerchief Oh, well… ,
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Chapter 2: Evilness Approaches… I mean Anzu
Beep beep beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep An alarm clock rung. Click. A
light-skinned hand reached from under the covers and stopped it. Four seconds later,
the covers were pulled off. Yawn Ryou yawned and then turned to look at the
alarm clock. He had a groggy look on his face at first, but then his face paled and his
countenance had a look of shock on it. "GAH! It's 7:30 a.m.! I'm LAATE!" Quickly, he
sprang out of bed, tossed his PJs somewhere, and started running back and forth
in a rush. He had his white uniform shirt on buttoned over his undershirt, but his blue
gakko top (Japanese male school uniform) was on and completely unbuttoned. He
was hopping around his room trying to put on his blue gakko pants, which were only
a few inches up his knee right now. At least he had his socks on already, right? He
hopped to his right, one shoe on one of his feet and tied, and well the other one was
being put on. After his shoe and pants crisis, let's just say, things didn't work out. "Ahh,
hair brush, brush, where is it!" Picks up a toothbrush. "D'oh!" He goes running to
the bathroom, grabs his toothbrush, washes face, brushes teeth and runs to the
kitchen to pack his lunch. Keep in mind, the toothbrush is still in his mouth.
He runs back to the bathroom sink, spits out toothpaste; etc. "Man that's nasty!" "Oh,
Damn it! Where's the bloody hairbrush!" Looks around, then down at the floor.
"Oh." It's right next to his feet. He had a look on his face that read (" I'm gonna
snap!".) "Arrgh!" He yelled. (A few moments later…) The front door slams.
Pant pant "Ok, almost there, just five minutes left!" " pant, pant, pant A…lmost…
There!" "Ha! I made it!" "I'm early!" "I'M… hunh?" "Why is it so dark out?" ("heh, heh,
heh, heh, heh.") Ryou hears evil laughter and looks down at the Millennium Ring
around his neck; It was glowing violently. "Hunh?" Ryou had one eyebrow arched
and a confused look on his face. He sees some guy in a business suit walk by. "Um,
excuse me, sir?" Ryou asked, "Sir?" "Hmm, Can I help you with something young
man?" "Yes, um… exactly, what time is it?" Ryou asked. "Oh, it's 5:55 a.m. (A
sound of glass breaking is heard) Twitch twitch "Wha-what time is it again?" "5:55.
Well, I must get going, good day," the business suit wearing guy said; the man then
walked off. Twitch Ryou's eyes started twitching and a weird look was on his face;
he starts laughing hysterically. He continued to laugh hysterically until he was cut off.
"PATHETIC FOOL!" A dark voice bellowed. "Ha, ha,ha,ha, hunh?"-Ryou
Ryou looks down at his Millennium Ring again. "Bakura?" "Bakura, what did you do?"
Ryou asked sternly. "Hmm, I was messing around with that modern sundial you call
an "alarm clock", anyway, I set it two hours ahead," he said cunningly. ! "WHAT!"
Ryou screamed. "Yes, and it was amusing watching you around like a crazed
chicken being chased by a jackal; you moronic fool," Bakura said with a hint of
enjoyment in his voice. "Heh,heh", he then cackled evilly. "Oh! Now what? Ryou said
disappointingly; 6 a.m." "Well, look at it positively hikari, at least you're 2 hours early!"
"Muahahahahahahahahahaha."
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(A/N: Warning: ANZU BASHING AHEAD!)
Riingg! The five minute bell rang announcing that students head to their classes.
Sigh Ryou was deep in thought at his desk; his eyes shifted downward to his
Millennium Ring. He sighed again and then blinked, looking up and staring into
nothingness. "Hey! Ryou!" A happy, cheerful voice called. "Hunh?" Ryou said
snapping out of his daydream state. Ryou turned to see who had called him; it was
Yugi. Yugi's countenance looked worried. "Um, are you okay Ryou?" he asked.
"Oh, don't worry about me Yugi, I'm alright," Ryou said smiling. "Well okay, If you say
so," said Yugi. SLAM! The door slammed, and through the door came a pale, sweaty,
nervous, and disturbed looking Honda. "EVERYONE RUN! THE TEACHER'S BEEN
ATTACKED!" Honda shouted. There was a slight murmur uprising within the
classroom. Suddenly, Jonou came running in through the door panting and
panic-stricken; his face similar to when Honda came in. "EVERYBODY, SHE'S
HERE! 'DIS IS A CODE A-666, 'DIS IS NOT A DRILL!" Everyone starts running
around and screaming, panicking. "SHE'S HERE!" A random student yelled. Honda
hid behind a plant in the corner of the room, and Jonou hid behind the teacher's desk
with some pretty girl he's been eyeing for three months. Obviously, knowing Jonou,
You know what he's doing back there. ( A/N: Yeah, and I mean making out, incase
your naughty mind thought of something else.) The classroom looked empty, except
for the fact that Ryou was still sitting at his desk looking stunned. A small sweat-drop
on the side of his head. He looked down at the desk next to him, but under it where
Yugi crouched hidden. "Um,… Yugi, What's going on?" Ryou asked confused. "Well,
you missed out quite a bit when you were out sick two weeks ago," Yugi said.
("More like beaten to a pulp,") thought Ryou about Bakura. "Well, Anzu's been
acting… funny," Yugi replied. "How so?" Ryou asked. "She started watching this
weird T.V. show called Tatiana's Fun Time Hour, and well-" Yugi was cut off. SLAM!
The door swung open, full force. "HI EVERYONE!" A very high-pitched annoying
voice was heard; the windows in the classroom break. "Hunh? Everybody's gone,"
Anzu said. She then notices Ryou. (A/N: Ok people, here's where it gets weird. )
"RYOU!" Anzu shouted happily. The classroom door glass window shatters. "Owl!
Anzu don't shout so-Ahh!" She lunged at him. "MY BEST FRIENDLY FRIEND
FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!" Anzu um, said…? (A/n, Don't ask me, she's
cuckoo) She wrapped her evil tentacles around (A/n: MY!) Ryou.
"I…can't…breathe!" Ryou managed to gasp. (This is how the teacher got attacked,
the same fate.) Honda and Yugi came out of their hiding spots to save Ryou from
IT'S evil grasp. (A/N: Sorry, Stephen King's IT, I think I insulted you.) (IT: S'alright!)
(Michi: Okay! ) Jonou came out of his hiding spot too. He was sweaty, hair
disheveled, kiss marks on his face, and his blue uniform shirt was unbuttoned and
stuff. "Hunh?" "R-Ryou!" "Hold on I'll help you'se!" Jonou said. "Hurry up Casanova!"
Honda shouted. "Heehee," Jonou chuckled scratching the back of his head
sheepishly. He nodded, now serious. "I MISSED YOU, RYOU! Anzu shrieked. (A/n:
Poor Ryou) "Help…..me…" Ryou said, his voice dying away. "Ahh!" Honda panicked.
"Look Anzu! See the pretty birdie outside the window!" Honda said. "Hunh? Ooh…
Pretty…" Anzu said in awe staring (A/N:stupidly) wonderingly at it. She let go of
Ryou. Ryou was glad to be free from her (A/n: evil) grasp; he could breathe now.
(Thank heavens!) Ryou thought. "Don't you want to make friends with it?" asked
Honda. "Yeah, but the birdie is on that tree over there; I can't FLY!" she argued.
Jonou cuts in. "Uh, yeah ya can," Jonou argued happily, "It's just like Petah Pan said,
'If you'se 'tink of happy 'toughts, you'se can fly!' "WOW, REALLY!" Anzu exclaimed.
"Yeah, really," Jonou said. (A/n: trying to speak her native tongue the language of
stupid. Michi: WHAT! I HATE HER!) "WOW! I'LL THINK OF ALL MY CHERISHED
TIME I HAD WITH THE DOGGY YESTERDAY! THAT'S A HAPPY MEMORY! OF
FRIENDSHIP! YEAH! FRIENDSHIP!" (A/n: Owl! My eardrum just exploded!) Yugi
sweat-dropped. "Um, didn't that Rottweiler almost maul her yesterday?" Yugi asked
confused. "Yeah, but she's so stupid, she can't tell the difference between a hug and
getting torn apart," Honda replied. (A/n: What do you think Honda, this is Anzu we're
talking about,") Anzu walked towards the window and stood on the ledge.
"YEAH! NOW TO FLY!" Anzu um,… said? shouted? She closed her eyes and
jumped… "I CAN FLY! WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!" (A/n: You know who
said this people, do I really need to tell you,) As Anzu said this, she was in mid-
air; everyone stares at her. "YEAH FRIENDSHI--AHH! Her screams diminished as
she fell. AHH! Ahh! AHH! Ahh! AHH! Ahh! AHH! Ahh! AHH! Ahh!….. Now she's falling,
falling,... and… SPLAT! Jonou cringed. "Now, 'dat's gonna hurt in da morning," he
replied. Everyone nods in agreement. They hear a sudden running upstairs. Anzu
walks in; she looked like the walking dead. "Owl! That hurt! It didn't work! Hmm… I
know! I'LL TRY AGAIN! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP HAS NO LIMITS!" She ran
to the window and stood on the window ledge. "Guys, let's get out of here before the
freak notices!" Honda advised. Everyone agrees and as soon as Anzu jumped, they
all ran out. As for Anzu, she won't be giving up for a while. (A/n: Michi: :evil look on
her face: Heh, heh, heh)
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"NOW! I END THIS CHAPTER WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! YEAH
FRIENDSHI-- gun shot - : smoke clears:Bakura steps from among the smoke
and blows on his pistol: Bakura: "Oops! Did I do that?" "Mwahahahahaha!"
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Michi: Well, I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Please submit at least 5 reviews and I'll
update. Okay? Good. See ya later! waves
Ryou: Please Review!
Bakura: If you don't, I'll send you to the Shadow Realm!