AN: *crawls back to activity in shame* I'm sorry, school has been KILLING ME. TO DEATH.

So, here you go! Finally! :P You might need to go back and reread the last chapter for maximum effect. Or the last two chapters. Whatever twirls your beanie.


Alfred was not sure what he expected to see when he walked into Matthew's bedroom, summoned by a strange voice he'd never heard before, but it was certainly not what he saw.

Gillian was clothed only in her long, stark-white hair. The rumors had not lied—her body was a sight to be seen; Alfred had not noticed before now because of all the dresses she had been wearing when she reported for her summons. She was on the bed, on her hands and knees, chasing around a tall, lean, equally naked young man with overlong, wavy blond hair. The man looked terrified, and at the same time like he was about to give up any second and gratefully let Gillian have her way with him.

When the man saw Alfred, he gave a grateful yelp. "Finally!" He ran over and hid behind Alfred, completely careless of his nakedness. "Help me! I do not understand what she is doing to me, but she is making me feel very strange!"

Abruptly, Alfred realized that the man's face was almost identical to the one he saw in the mirror each morning—the only differences were that the man's face was a little slimmer, with eyes a little bigger and nose a little sharper. Unable to believe his eyes, he gasped, "Matthew?"

"Help," Matthew sniffled feebly.

Gillian was just as unashamed of her bare body as Matthew. Tossing her hair, she advanced on the twins with a wide grin. "Come along now, Matthew, you said you wanted to see me. Let me show you."

"No! This is strange," he wailed, cowering behind Alfred's shoulders.

Gillian walked around Alfred, completely ignoring his goggling—at both the shamelessly bare woman and his suddenly human twin brother—and reaching for Matthew. With a squeak, Matthew ducked under Alfred's arm and away from her. Alfred found himself at the center of a game of chase.

Suddenly, Alfred was laughing, laughing so hard he was almost crying. Not only was the way open for him to find a wife, his brother now had a future. And none the less, a future that could be happy, something they had never dared hope for!

Alfred watched Gillian chase his beloved, blushing brother around the room, and held his sides to keep them from splitting with laughter. What a perfect bride for a lindorm king.


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