Well... Shit guys. I typed in the WHOLE performance. I didn't save. My head was turned off so I decided not to do it. Listen I love you all (NO HOMO. Unless you're female, But depends on if your hot.) But I have a serious case of migraines and working when my brain is off isn't right. Well, working when I know what to do and what to type. I let my brain flow through the words that I type.

Anyways the livestream will be on NEXT Friday at possibly 12 P.M. Eastern American time, East coast of America, eastern GMT. You know. Anyways, sorry and all, but do enjoy.

Walking down the sidewalk to some place Ryan told us about backstage is... Fun in a way, although with is crooked, un-mature mind, he can pull off anything.

"Really Ryan, we're going to?..." I repeated, maybe the 16th time.

"We're there! Finally you can stop your talking." He stopped us in front of a bar. It seemed to be themed in the old western movies and days. "Old Swavy Saloon" was its name.

"It's a bar. They call it saloon for the heck of it. Dad went here and got drunk MANY times." He looked back at Amanda and me with our gaping mouths.

"Woah, we're 10! We're too young!" I basically yelled at him. As tempting it is, I didn't want to risk it.

"Easy, people think we're 23 right?" He shown me some fake ID cards. As soon as I saw them my eyes went wide.

"Ryan, if we get thrown into jail, I will MURDER you. When, how, and why did you get these?

"Long story. Don't ask how I got the pictures though."

When we walked in it was crazy. Men were drunk asleep or just drunk. The women were no different. I walked to the counter my heart pounding so loud I'm sure someone could hear it a foot away. The saloon server looked at us funny, "ID?" I handed him mine and prayed to god he won't figure it out.

"What'cha wants? Strong?" My brain was off. And I'm sure Amanda's was also. He bought it.

"W-w-wait what?" I heard Amanda stuttering

"Strong alcohol? It's all we have left."

"Sure…" I stated calmly trying to not act suspicious.

After 5 minutes the server came back to us and handed our drinks.

"Cheers! I guess." As we clanked our bottles together I took the bottle and sipped.

It was so sour. A bitter tasting smell. It tasted horrible. Yet when I set the bottle down it tasted better after a while. A surge of joy rushed through me. I couldn't stop drinking it until I went blank.

I woke up in a bed, in a small cramped up apartment room. My head was pounding when I sat up. Barely anywhere to walk, boxes and packages were packed up everywhere. I heard the rushing of water from a sink emitting behind a closed door. I stood up and noticed a glowing blue mane from a white unicorn. I pushed the door open with my hoof. With the light flowing in I closed my eyes and put my hoof to my head.

"You're awake… Morning" It was Amanda. Making some pancakes, I was surprised that she knew how to cook. She used her telekinesis powers and threw me some aspirin and aleeve. "You owe me. You're lucky I actually threw the glass of liquor on the ground or else you would've died by a truck and wouldn't have slept on the streets." She then gave me some water again with her telekinesis powers

"Where's Ryan?" One of the only times I actually worried where he was. If I was almost killed by a truck I'm sure he would've also.

Amanda chuckled "Well he did go home with other people… Who are the opposite gender" Obvious. But a human and pony? Oh well.

"Where'd you sleep?" I regretted questioning seeing no other door.

"Couch." Thank god.

Soon a knock came from the door as Ryan stepped in the door. He seemed really tired. "Please don't let me drink again." After about 4 hours of waiting our headaches cleared up. Ryan and I were dreadfully tired. Same with Amanda. We all walked into my room and did rock paper scissors shoe. Using actually rocks and papers to see who sleeps on the bed I lost. Amanda won. Ryan and I played again to see who gets the only sleeping bag. My luck is dry, yet my feathers were soothing and warm so I had no trouble.

I woke up to see some blinding light. But the room was dark. It seemed around 6 A.M? When my eyes adjusted I saw something glowing… Like a portal. It was a strange light showing a picture of fields and a hill covering what looks to be a clock tower. I shoved Ryan awake.

"Huh… Wha? OH GOD THE SUN!" He screamed waking Amanda up. When she saw the light she shielded her eyes.

"William turn that off!" She also added.

"Just wait a minute for your eyes to settle." I said blankly still staring at the picture. It had some humming noise.

"I have a feeling I'm getting blinded by your ugliness!"

"Just to say it's the opposite way" I nudged him with my hoof

"Stop fighting! Something moved in the picture. A… Rainbow… Now a double rainbow-"

"OH MY GOD DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY!" Ryan yelled making the neighbors yell. "My bad!" I just chuckled. And looked back to the picture.

"Put a pencil in there or something. See if it works." Amanda lifted a stone and chucked it with her magic to the picture. No sound came from behind it. But it moved INTO the picture.

"Well… Let me put my hoof in and see what happens." I put my hoof in and and couldn't pluck it out.

"Need help getting out?" Amanda asked getting out of the bed. She grabbed onto me and pulled back. The hoof was coming out. But Ryan had to screw it up.

"Just jump in it! Adventure!" He pushed The two of us in. And soon instead of just landing on the ground, We were falling from the sky. Ryan was below us. Amanda and I were at the same height. We were plummeting down to a grassy field possibly 100 feet below us.

"We're gonna die!" Yelled Ryan. But as soon as that was said a rainbow came out of nowhere and swooped him away "H-"His voice was cut off instantly. The rainbow went into a cave at least a couple of miles away, yet in view.

Amanda and I grabbed onto eachother. I flapped my wings furiously but I couldn't fly. I tried spacing my times. Every 1 second. Then to every 2 seconds.

"You can let go now" I heard my wings flapping up and down. I opened my eyes and let go realizing we're only 10 feet above the ground. I landed next to Amanda who was getting up from some tall grass. "Refresh my memory."

I couldn't process what happened but I said it hoping to not sound crazy "We… Went through a portal… I think… To some field… We fell… Rainbow… Ryan… CAVE!" Amanda and I started galloping to the cave. After about 10 minutes we saw some green skin and a high pitched young voice.

"Mr. Cake?"

"I am not- What the! Will! Amanda? I- I-… Just leave… This is a dream just leave please." Ryan sounded frightened and confused… But it toom me a while to recognize the voice, and it was my favorite character in My Little Pony, Rainbow Dash.

"I'm sure you're alright… Want me to-"

"LEAVE!" Ryan shouted at the top of his lungs. My eyes widened, trying to process what happened.

"You don't have to be so rude, gosh." Rainbow dashed out of the cave

"Holy god…" I heard Ryan grumble

"Ryan!" I yelled to him trotting towards him.

"You're not dead! But what about- Perfect." Right on time Amanda came out and show herself.

"Now… Confirm to me we're not in a dream." I mumbled picking up a stone with my hoof and wacking it against my head "FUCK!" I yelled out loud hoping no one other than Ryan and Amanda heard me. Ryan did the same.

"Well damnit I just missed the opportunity to talk to THE Rainbow Dash." Ryan shook his head in disappointment.

"Well if she's here we're either below Cloudsdale or near Ponyville." I put my hoof to my chin.

"Well you seem to be handling this well!" I heard Amanda yell behind me. As I turned around she was panicking "My mom, parents! Friends and family! We're not going to see them ever again!"

"Amanda calm down!" Ryan and I screamed. "I agree. This is a huge change, but if you don't think about it you'll be alright… Sort of…" I said taking in a huge sigh muttering "Big breath in, and out… Alright well, anymore panic attacks? No? Good, let's find civilization. Maybe get a living, Wait Amanda do you still have that credit card in the back of your ears?"

"Yeah… Why?"

"Give it to someone in a town. Possibly Ponyville if we're near it. They may think it's some sort of relic and may buy it off you for some high price."

"What's the currency anyways?" Ryan asked, sadly I have to admit that I am the FiM nerd, so I told him

"Bits. I don't know which qualifies as a lot though. Even if we are near ponyville, don't bother The Mane Six, its creepy" After the last sentence, which I'm sure they didn't listen to, we ran up the hills and I saw the oak tree that is visible in the Winter Wrap up episode

"We're there!" I yelled.

"Where are we?" Amanda called back

"The oak tree! Remember, Winter Wrap up?"

"Never saw that episode, and never will." Ryan blankly said with NO emotion.

As soon as we got over the hill my jaw dropped, what I saw was Ponyville. "Someone just buck me here. I am so dreaming." Instead Amanda used her telekinesis powers and grabbed a large stone and chucked it at my flank.

"Mother of god! Oh mother of- Oh my god! Gah!" I held my flank with my hoof, the pain just stung so much. I fell onto the ground still yelling in pain, let's say I don't work out or play sports.

In the bushes I heard rustling and giggling. I stopped my yelling and looked to the bushes. Then Sushing was heard. "Got ya' red handed, show yourself." I got onto my hooves. And in the corner of my eye I swear I saw a purple mane moving away, more rustling was heard as the leaves moved forwards from them walking backwards. I took flight and dashed behind them, with me being new to flying I wasn't the fast, I saw them galloping away but they seemed to be little foals and with their tiny legs they were slow, and with my wings I dominated them at speed. As I landed in front of them they ran into me

"Whoa!" I screamed falling to the ground on my stomach I heard some whispers then more 3 bodies galloping further away until the sounds became faint "Lost em"

Ryan came out of the bushes, he said to me "Why did you want to get them anyways?"

"They were stalking us!" I yelled "Come on, let's just go."

After a couple of minutes walking to town we finally arrived I looked around the town, a little bit more realistic, yet colourful. "Do not act as if you were from Earth. Where do we start? Introduce ourselves to ponies or-"

"Twilights. She may know some stuff. Like how to pay taxes and grown up things." Amanda just started walking down a dirt road

"Do you even know where she lives? I am in the mood to get flying books anyways!"

"Nope!"

I then remembered something "Watch out for pinkie and your… Clones!" I yelled to Amanda, Many ponies exchanged looks at us

"Can't a spell go wrong here and there?" The ponies shrugged understanding, and went to do their business; Ryan got plagued by people wanting to sell cake while Amanda was plagued with people who wanted autographs. I was just a regular pony walking with them. We finally arrived at the tree brushing off everypony

"Lets just go inside, find books, and leave to go get jobs… Damn this is not easy as I thought" Ryan muttered

"Don't say any cuss words! We might get a bad rep, and spoil it for Mr. Cake! Now come on, let's go in." I pushed the door open and what stood in front of me was a dragon coughing up a scroll, possibly for the princess as I fully opened the door I saw a lavender unicorn, she looked at us happily.

"Hello Mr. Cake, And the DJ that occasionally plays at parties with Pinkie"

Ryan answered fast before speeding to a door "Gotta get a book quick!" Followed by Amanda, I was left in the room with Twilight. She looked a little puzzled, same with spike. But he shrugged it off and walked to the kitchen

"I need a snack" He opened the door walking in and closed it behind him

Twilight looked at my suspiciously eyeing me up and down "Have I seen you before?"

"No I am sure you haven't. I am new here… Completely new." I rocked on my hooves getting ready to walk towards the door Amanda and Ryan went through

"What's your name at least?" One more question and I am going to kill myself

"Redbark…" Her eyes flung wide she asked another thing.

"Last name?"

Shit! Never thought of this! Uhhh… Secondary name you use come on Will… Sharphaven!

"Sharphaven. Redbark Sharphaven." I stated. She looked at me sprised

"No it is not you, you look similar… I need a blood test!" She nearly tripped running up stairs

"Whoa wait! No! No blood, no blood! Come on!" I ran towards the room the other two ran in, they were picking at books

"Guys! Twilight is trying to take my blood!" I nearly screamed

"Calm down… Read Daring Doo!" Amanda suggested

"What? No! I am getting out of here before she stabs me and takes my blood!"

"Yeah, yeah… Hey I wonder if there's a Harry Potter like story." Ryan said WAY too focused in the book

"I'm out! See ya later! I don't want needles in me today!" As I opened the door twilight had a vial and seemed to be levitating a spell book

"I'm not going to do it THAT way. Just a spell, you won't feel a thing." I feel a bit at ease and closed my eyes. A shiver jolted down my spine as I opened my eyes. My blood was in the Vial. She read the spell book and put it onto a random shelf it seemed like. Spike will get in trouble soon. Her horn glowed and something blue emmited from the Vial, a puff of smoke spelled out the words "Yes"

"Sweet celestia…"

CLIFFHANGER! That took SO LONGER than I expected. Oh I hate school and life sometimes. Another short chapter, but hey. See ya next time! When I get full Microsoft word!