Ok, sorry it took a while for me to update. School started and my mom wouldn't let me on the computer. Now I know since Sasuke hasn't left the village yet Deidara or Tobi shouldn't be there, but since I'm lazy and stupid, they're in here.

Recap: That's when two cloaked figures came out of nowhere, and blocked my path. One had a sword. If it's a fight they're looking for they came to the wrong place. I was NOT in the mood.

"What do you freaks want?" I questioned. They weren't exactly the kind of people you would bump into at Wal-Mart. The taller one was some sort of a blue creature. 'I wonder what his parents looked like' I smiled a little over my intense stare.

The other one, who seemed the same age as me, actually looked a little normal. I cleared my throat.

"If you don't move out of my way," I started very sweetly. "You'll lose something very important to you" I gave an evil grin.

He seemed unfazed.

"Are you Natalie." I raised an eyebrow. 'What's with this all of a sudden'

Now, a normal person wouldn't have said anything, but considering I eat ice-cream with a fork that didn't happen.

"Yeah, why. Do you know Katie, are you from the MMA?" I questioned. I bet you're wondering who Katie is. Katie's my younger sister, she's around the age of 15. And the MMA is the Missing Magically Association.

While I was zoning out, I didn't realize that one boy had me against a tree, kunai at hand.

His face was centimeters away. I took that to my advantage.

"Aww, does someone want a kiss from a pretty girl." I said in a babyish voice. His eyes widened slightly before narrowing into a glaring, the one in the back was snickering. The next thing I knew my foot connected with his stomach and I ran for it.

I swerved through the tree's, having witch's eyes really has it's advantages. But these guys were faster than I thought.

I resorted to giving myself wings and flying around the tip of the sky. After five minutes of that meaningless game of tag, I didn't hear any footsteps. I looked behind me to make sure they were gone, when I ran into my worst enemy.

A tree.

I hit the tree with such force, and landed on the ground. I now had a splitting headache, and to make things worse, it was bleeding.

"GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING APPLESAUSE!" I screamed at the sky.

Before losing conciseness, I felt my self being picked up and carried away.

*Time Skip* At The Akatsuki Base

"urgg" I groaned. 'Stupid tree. I swear those things have it out for me. Maybe their possessed?' I thought. I slowly opened my eyes and found myself in a small room with a man, with really intimidating purple ringed eyes.

"I'm Pein, but you may call leader." Ok so far so good. He hasn't threatened me yet.

"Why am I here, and did you send those meanies after me?" I pointed an accusing finger at him.

Pein got up, and headed for the door. He turned around and motioned for me to follow. I quickly sat up which didn't make my headache any better.

When we left, I was amazed at how this place was built. There was basically a hall everyway you turned.

"Follow me and don't get lost." He said sternly. I nodded. We soon came to a room, when I walked in there was a long table with eleven chairs. A person filling each, except for one.

Which I assumed was for me.

I took a seat and Pein began to speak.

"I have called this meeting to tell you we have a new member. You may address her as Natalie B. Yomi."

I kinda felt weird with everyone's eyes on me. Including my kidnappers.

'Why do they want me as their new member? Was it something I did?'

Then a man with a three bladed scythe, which was awesome by the way, started yelling.

"We don't need a new fuckin member, and what's with the bitch?" He pointed at me. I sat there for a minute before bursting out laughing.

"You got a fuckin problem with me, bitch?" He put a stretch in the word bitch.

This made me laugh even more.

"No, but do you have a problem with me? I hope not. The last thing I need is an albino stripper chasing me."

His face went red with anger, and probably embarrassment, causing most of the table to respond in laughter.

He then starting yelling words I didn't even know existed. He then removed his scythe from his back, and pointed it right at me.

"Say another fuckin word. I dare you." I sat there memorizing his weapon. Oh, he was gonna be sorry later. I smirked.

"You really think you're scaring me, my grandma has a bigger weapon then you, and she's 75." He didn't hesitate raising his scythe. Little did he know witches can't die.

I put up my arm, protecting myself. He brought his weapon down, creating a large gash in my arm.

A red bubbling liquid starting oozing from the wound. I stared at it. The guy smirked. I started laughing maniacally, and licked the blood clean.

Everyone was staring at me, to be more specific my arm.

The gash was no longer there, and it looked as if nothing happened.

"I think that's quite enough, we'll do introductions now." A blue haired woman stood up. "I'm Konan. Tell me if any of the boys are bothering you." She glared at them. "I'll take care of that quickly"

I smiled. 'At least there's one girl around here.' " I think you already know Itachi and Kisame." I put a confused look on my face.

She pointed at my kidnappers. I smiled inwardly.

"Oh, you mean the one that held me against a tree and tried to kiss me. Yeah, I know exactly who you're talking about." I pointed at the black haired one. He put his head down and closed his eyes in annoyance. A light shade of pink spread across his face.

"He what?" She said. Venom dripping from her voice, her eye twitching.

My other kidnapper, who's name I now knew as Kisame started speaking.

"Konan it's now what you th…" I stopped him. "Yeah than I guess his lips brushing against mine was nothing, huh?"

He seemed surprised. He really didn't see what happened.

Ok so maybe I was exaggerating a little, but he didn't know that.

"We'll do introductions later. Everyone dismissed, Itachi may I have a little talk with you." I smiled and walked out the door with everyone else. A certain albino still glaring at me.

*6 boring introductions later*

I know knew everybody's name.

Pein

Konan

Itachi

Kisame

Sasori

Deidara

Tobi

Hidan

Kakuzu

and Zetsu

Pretty weird names if you ask me. I was now sitting on the couch, with the rest of the cat ski, I think. Whatever I don't care. Everyone was sitting down in the living room, when Itachi walked in. Konan right behind him.

She gave him a little push, and he was in front of me.

"Natalie, I…" I put my hand up. "No, please address me as Nat." He sighed, and I gave a smile. Everyone in the room focusing on Itachi, well except for Kakuzu.

"Nat, I'm sorry I held you against a tree, and attempted to… kiss you. It was stupid, and idiotic on my part and it should've never happened. Nat is there anyway you can forgive me."

He didn't put much enthusiasm into that little speech, but I decided to be merciful so I forgave him.

I stood up, and nodded my head.

"Yes Itachi. I forgive you, for now." I smiled and embraced him in a hug. He stiffened from the physical contact.

"Oh you're fine." I gave him a light shove. He closed his eyes and walked away.

I laughed. "You remind me of Sasuke." He stopped mid-step, and turned around. He walked over to me and grabbed my wrist.

"Itachi!" Konan started. "No Konan it's ok. I'll talk to you later though." She looked uneasy. But by the grip he had on my wrist I was getting scared. "Hopefully." I whispered.

Ok I hope you like it. If anyone in this chapter was occ for you sorry. I'll try to update quicker.

Peace, love, and squirrels with machine guns.