Welcomes people, I'm here with another update. So who is this mysterious girl, hmm? And who does Nat really like?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki

Chapter 7: My Stupid Crush

"Hi sweetie what's your name?"

I was bent over. Looking at the young girl who came with Katie, her gray eyes staring back at me.

"NOO!" Katie yelled, but it was too late. The girl leapt and starting attacking me with a spork. She started stabbing me in the bellybutton.

"What the HELL!" I yelled. She then ripped a strand of hair from my head and stuck in her mouth. I pushed her off of me. I stared at her with a look of disgust. "Taste like cotton candy."

I raised an eyebrow.

"You're a witch aren't you?" I glared at her. 'Who is this girl, and how does she know I'm a witch?'

I walked over to her. "So… what is your name?" She smiled at me like she was high on sugar. "My names Frozendinashrey Yoyointayinfriyo"

I blinked. "Excuse me" Katie and I said.

She sighed.

"You can call me Fro Yo." We just stared. "Well ok 'Fro Yo' so what were you…"

"I SMELL STRAWBERRIES!" The base shook from her loud voice. She lighted her hand with purple magic (like a chakra infused punch) and slammed it against the floor. Surprisingly strawberries shot from the ground.

She then started laughing like crazy, and pulled a shirt out of her pocket and started collecting them. "Ha-ha, Master Pickle will be happy to get these."

I decided I had enough with Ms. Crazy over there, so I turned my attention to Katie. "How, in the name of Grand Master Alana, did she get in my house?" That's when something clicked, Katie never ever got distracted unless…

"Katie Fernando Jendi Yomi, who was at my house?" Her head snapped toward mine, and she glared.

"No one." She said coldly.

"I swear if it was Braedon…" Her eyes narrowed even more. A red light coming from her eyes.

"Nat, you promised you would never speak that name." That's when a force pushed me forward and I was right next to Katie, and arms went around our necks. Fro Yo was right behind us.

"Girls, girls there's no need to get your potatoes in your oranges. Everything's gonna be alright." I had enough of her.

"WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE!" we all yelled. She started sniffling.

"Well you don't have to be no mean about it. Ok I'll go." She started fading in the background. "But, remember this Yomi's, Love is a tricky thing." That was the last thing we heard before she disappeared.

I blushed.

Ok so maybe I had a small crush on a certain albino, but that doesn't mean anything right. I sighed and buried my face in my hands as my blush grew. That's when Pein FINNALY decided to show up.

"Nat, what is going on?" He then took a look around and found several strawberries around, and a random girl that kind of looked at me.

"That's my sister Katie. Who else wants to go to bed?" I asked. Almost everyone raised their hands. I grabbed Katie's wrist and shoved her in a random room. And trudged off to find a room I could sleep in.

I finally found a room and flashed into my pj's. Once my head hit the pillow I was asleep, with a small blush on my face dreaming about an albino.

*Time Skip* 9 hours after dreaming of Hidan

I was slowly waking up but my eyes refused to open, my nose wrinkled because I felt breathing on my face. I opened my eyes, and saw a violet color. Hidan was standing over me, no shirt, and his nose is touching mine.

My cheeks were rapidly filling with blood.

"Hey bitch, I'm hungry. Come make me some fucking food." He asked, or more like demanded. "Ugh, you wake me up for this." I said. On the outside I was pretty pissed, but on the inside I was giggling madly.

CURSE MY FANGIRLISM.

I sat up and slid my legs to the side, throwing my covers off. That was a really bad idea. My pajamas consisted of really, really, really short shorts. They were blue and fuzzy. Then my shirt was even worse. It was a pink tank top and it was really… showy.

I mean it's just me and my sister. Most of the time we only sleep in our bras. Hidan was looking at me up and down. He smirked and then walked out the door. Leaving me in the room alone, blushing.

I snapped my fingers and flashed into something more appropriate. By the time I was done this is what I was wearing.

A light blue shirt that matched my eyes that hung off one of my shoulders and gray shorts that came right above my knee. I also found some blue ninja shoes. They're more comfortable than you think.

And to add some style I put on golden hoop earrings, and a few gold bracelets. I walked out the door and made my way to the kitchen.

When I walked in, the Akatsuki were all sitting at the table.

Well, except for Pein.

Even Itachi was at the table, which reminds me. "Hey Itachi," His head didn't move but his eyes looked over at me. "Were you able to get out of bed this morning?" He closed his eyes and shook his head no. 'Wait if he can't move then how did he… never mind'

"Aww, you'll feel better soon. So what do you guys want for breakfast?" All their heads turned to me. Obviously they have nothing to work with in the kitchen. "Ok then, eggs, bacon, pancakes, cookies, and tea it is."

*After Breakfast*

I was standing over the sink, washing the dishes. Everybody had finished breakfast and went off to go train. Everybody except Hidan. He was eating everything insight. He even ate poor Tobi's food while he was trying to fit a piece of banana down his eye hole.

Hidan just finished his last pancake. "That's the best fucking breakfast I ever got. You did good… for a whore." He said while rubbing his stomach. I rolled my eyes; I was finally controlling my blushing around him.

I sighed, cleaning the dishes is hard. In the background I heard a shuffling and Hidan was right next to me. "Fine I help you with the damn fucking dishes." I laughed and gave him a slight shove. He looked over at me.

"You know you're not that bad bitch."

I smiled. "Thanks." I gave him a kiss on the cheek. "That means a lot." I said sarcastically. I walked away and went into an empty hall, then ran for my life. "KONAN!" I yelled, and it could be heard throughout the base.

I ran all around looking for the room Konan took me into earlier. I was going so fast I wasn't even paying attention to what I was doing and ran into Itachi.

'Wait, Itachi shouldn't be walking around.'

"Itachi, how can you walk?" I questioned. The procedure I used was very strained, if I would have done anything different…

"Can I ask you a question first?" I tilted my head a little to the side and gave a small nod.

"Why did you decide to sleep in my room last night?"

So what do you think? I bet all of you were thinking Nat liked Sasori well she… wait a minute I can't tell you but I will tell you this. A certain red head is interested.