Beckett blinked. She found herself staring into a black abyss, unable to see anything within. She looked around, trying to gather her wits. On the other three sides of her were the walls of the precinct, only they looked...wrong. Like they were made out of cheap drywall instead of the normal brick she was use to. The desks and chairs also were off, and a glance at her coffee cup revealed it to be empty. She reached down, wiggling her mouse and found that her computer wasn't even plugged in. And the make matters worse, the floor was made of thin strips of wood, like you would find on a-

"Oh no...My life, it has taken...another strange turn!
I find myself...unprepared!
For now I stand upon the edge
Of some theater's...stage!"

Beckett clasped her hands over her mouth, the music that had softly played as she spoke...no...SANG...dying off. She felt the strangest urge to look towards the darkness and fought it, wanting to find Castle and get the hell out of this world.

"Castle, my Castle, my rock in stormy weather!
Where have you gone my Castle, my Castle
My one and only love!"

Beckett rolled her eyes as the flowery music died down again.

"If this singing were any more sweet...
I'd have diabetes..."

Castle emerged from the wings, the walls of the precinct moving (by Alexis and Martha, who were dressed all in black) to allow him a chance to pass. he wore HEAVY makeup (which, touching her cheek, Beckett found she did as well, to her annoyance) and opened his mouth to sing.

"My love, I have found you at last!
And I hope you won't be crass!
For this world is a pass!
And I feel like such an ass!"

The world faded from around Beckett and Castle and they found themselves, yet again, in the dark world. "Castle, I swear, if you send us to one more world I think I will go back to that stupid TV show and date the limey!"

"Uh...Beckett..." Castle said nervously.

"No! Do not make any more suggestions! Every single idea you've come up with..."

"Beckett..."

Beckett rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Castle, not now!"

"Yes now!"

"What? What is so important?"

Castle held out a mirror and Beckett let out a scream upon seeing her reflection. Her face was stuck on some strange cartoony creature's body, with floppy shoes on her feet, huge flower pedals around her neck, and a flag sticking out of her but that had a picture of a screw and a ball on it.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

"I didn't do this, I swear!" Castle blinked, Beckett letting out a sigh of relief when she found that she was back to normal. However, it was her turn to laugh as Castle had, for no good reason, suddenly turned into a crossdresser.

"EEEEKKKK!" He squealed.

"Nice legs, Castle." Beckett commented, giving him a once over.

"Speak for yourself!" Castle stated, Beckett looking down to find that she was now male, 1970s patrol cop. "You and the C.H.i.P.S. gonna catch some drug runners?"

Before Beckett could answer, the black room shifted and they found themselves on an alien planet with giant polka dotted monsters attacking flying pennies. "Ok, did we wish ourselves into a Beetles' video?" Beckett asked, out of the cop uniform but now a centaur.

"Something is seriously wrong here!" Castle exclaimed. "Why are we losing control?"

"...what if we were never in control in the first place?"

Took you long enough.

"Who said that?" Beckett asked, looking around as the room suddenly went back to normal and her and Castle were back to their normal selves.

I guess that's my cue...let me write myself in...

With a few strokes of the keyboard, the man controlling Beckett and Castle created an avatar of himself to interact with the two of them. He was a tall man, in his late 20s, with blonde hair and a circle beard. He also wore a gray unitard, but he made it look good.

"Hello Detective Beckett...Mr. Castle..."

Castle snapped his fingers. "Holy crap...this is Duck Amuck!"

"What?" Beckett asked.

"Duck Amuck! It's a Looney Tunes cartoon. Daffy Duck keeps being put in different worlds by the animator, who turns out to be Bugs Bunny. That's what's been happening to us!"

The avatar nodded. "Exactly. Though I spelled it Amok to throw of the scent. My name is Mr. Chaos...and I think its time we talk about getting you two where you belong."

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