A: lol um okay…. Noob+action=boringxhorrible , this chap is lame as hell but I had no choice, I have to put in the action. Please be easy one me! Im noob!-Cowers in fear-Of course, all reviews are appreciated.

Hidan sat on a giant rock as he performed his usual morning rituals. He prayed out loud with his eyes closed and his scythe stuck on the ground beside him. He's been there before the sun rose. After a while, Kakuzu appeared from the bushes and approached the Jashinist.

"Hurry up with that ritual, Hidan. We've got new orders from leader-sama." Kakuzu grunted, slightly adjusting his mask.

"Oh the fuck do I care, the mission can wait. I still have 10 prayers left." Hidan shouted.

"Well finish it later, we need to go NOW." Kakuzu ordered as he started walking back to where he came from.

"Oh, and what are you gonna do? Kill me?" Hidan provoked.

"Don't tempt me." Kakuzu turned a little, giving him a small glare.

"Heh" Hidan smirked. He went down the giant rock, grabbed his scythe and pointed it towards Kakuzu. " I'd like to see you try" He then swung his scythe as he ran towards Kakuzu. Kakuzu turned and blocked Hidan's attack by detaching his hand and using his "threads" to defend himself. Hidan jumped a couple steps back.

"Is that all you got?" Hidan provoked with a maniacal laugh.

"We don't have time for this, you son of a bitch." Kakuzu glared at Hidan menacingly.

Hidan just smiled at Kakuzu before attacking once again. As Hidan made his approach, Kakuzu lowered his mask, and then met Hidan halfway.

Not far from them were the two artists. They hung beside a river, doing what they usually did. Deidara was making clay sculptures out of the newly gathered and made clay from the river while Sasori was fixing his 3rd KazeKage puppet which he strangely had. (you know, since it broke and all…)

"Sasori-no-danna, can I ask you something?" Deidara turned to the redhead, hoping to get a response from his partner. But Sasori didn't respond, he didn't even spare him a glance. He kept minding his own business, as if he didn't hear anything.

Despite Deidara's urges to ask Sasori his question, he didn't. Usually by now he would, but no. Hmm, I guess not. Deidara thought as he released a clay butterfly from his hand. As the butterfly flew away, they both heard a very familiar laugh echoing through the forest, they both looked at the direction of where the sound seemed to be coming from. They both looked at each other. Deidara smirked at Sasori and jumped on a tree branch. He looked back at the red head before finally leaving. Sasori watched as his blonde partner disappeared into the forest.

"That brat, always acting on his own." Sasori groaned before finally continuing what he was doing.

Hidan laughed like there was no tomorrow as Kakuzu stabbed him deeper, causing Hidan to cough out even more blood. The area was covered in red. The giant rock that the Jashinist was sitting on is no longer there. Hidan managed to escape Kakuzu's hold, regaining his sanity a little. They clashed once more. Too busy from fighting, they didn't realize the black entities seeping out of the ground and taking a humanoid appearance. Kakuzu managed to pin Hidan down, He was about to decapitate Hidan until they both noticed something. They were surrounded black entities with glowing red eyes, they had claw's like Naruto's four tailed form and they stood on 2 feet.

While Kakuzu was distracted, Hidan managed to push him away from him and stood up.

"Oh, do you bitches want some of me too?" Hidan laughed, still bleeding from the injuries Kakuzu gave him.

The entities screeched and attacked Kakuzu and Hidan from every direction. Hidan tried to slice them into pieces with his scythe, but it just went through the entities. Hidan's eyes widened in disbelief.

"What kind of bullshit is this?"

Kakuzu, detached his arms, attempting to grasp and cut the enemies, but that too was futile.

"Kakuzu, do something damn it!" Yelled Hidan who the monsters had piled up on. Shit, what the fuck is going on here.

Kakuzu just glared at him and locked his eyes on the things. Realizing that physical attacks don't work on the enemies, he immediately removed his cloak and summoned his fire mask. As soon as the fire mask separated from Kakuzu, it made a fire ball and launched it to the enemy. As soon as it made contact, it exploded like Deidara's creations. That set the trees on fire.

Sasori looked up at the sky after hearing an explosion, seeing a trail of smoke.

"What did that idiot do this time." Sasori stood up and went towards the direction where the smoke was coming from.

As Deidara made his way towards Kakuzu and Hidan, he heard a loud explosion, slightly making him wonder. An explosion and I'm not the one who did it, that's new, un. The blonde finally arrived. He stood on a nearby tree. He saw the state the two were in. He was about to jump into the battle field when suddenly, an arm spread in front of him. It was Pein's. They stood there as they watched the zombie duo fight.

Kakuzu stood there while Hidan got massacred by the enemies. With a satisfied look on his face.

"That should…" He was cut off when suddenly, the entities burst out of the flames, screeching. They were too quick for Kakuzu who barely had time to move a single thread to defend himself. Just as one of them were about to bite Kakuzu's face, a tri-bladed scythe sliced the monster's head. The next thing he knew, the Jashinist was in front of him. Hidan was able to attack it…but how… Kakuzu wondered as the Jashinist grinned.

Deidara watched intently as Pein wandered deep in his thoughts. He's been there even before the enemies had appeared. So he saw the entire thing, how both of their attacks were useless and now it was able to cut the enemy in half.

"Is that all you got?" Hidan mocked again, the enemies slowly surrounded them. Hidan and Kakuzu looked at each other before standing back to back, prepared for the enemy's next move. Suddenly, the surrounding monster screeched, all at the same time and vanished. The two were surprised after what just happened.

"Oi, I'm not finished yet, mother fuckers!"

"Do you ever shut your mouth?"

"Hey, that's not how you treat someone who just saved your life!"

"You didn't save my life dipshit." Kakuzu retorted. Pein and Deidara went down the tree to meet up with the zombies.

"Eh? What the fuck Deidara-chan, are you telling me that the two of you were there the entire time and didn't even bother help us."

"Leader's orders." Deidara smiled while looking at Pein. They headed back to the cave.

Soon, night fell and everyone finished discussing what had happened earlier. They did what they had to do and what they wanted to. It was like any other night when they were "alive". Each and every one of them just minded their own business, not caring for anyone but themselves.

Earlier, what were those things? And why did they attack?

A: OK, I know it sucks like hell. I feel that not even a thousand curses from Hidan would be enough to make this good -_-" –sigh- I should stick with drawing… nehways~ I hope someone would review :D at least one review per chap would be enough to keep me going~

And a little something I made .com/art/Chit-chat-302334594