Crazy Witchy story

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"So what do we do now? Are still going to fight against Nerissa?" Irma asked tactlessly and bluntly, as she was prone to doing usually.

"No not unless she attacks innocent people. If she goes after those that deserve it I have no problems with it." Will said shaking her head after a moment of thought, causing Nerissa to release a breath she didn't even know she was holding. She loved her daughter with every fiber of her being; she couldn't stand it if her baby girl would attack her knowing that the former Keeper is her mother.

"That's good and all dear, but you're not attacking anyone until you're all healed up." Nerissa fussed maternally over her baby while Halinor fussed over the young red head as well.

"Yes mom." Will said rolling her eyes slightly at her mothers familiar fretting.

"Don't roll your eyes at me young lady. You aren't going anywhere or fighting anyone until you're completely healed." Nerissa said catching the eye roll and glaring playfully at her daughter who merely grinned cheekily at her.

"I will personally kick the ass of anyone who tries to pick a fight with you while you're injured if I have too!" Nerissa said causing Halinor to nod rapidly in agreement, the former Keeper of the Heart throwing her Susan Vandom disguise back on.

"Okay that'd be funny as hell actually." Irma said snickering slightly and causing everyone to look at her curiously.

"What would be Irma?" Will asked confused while tilting her head to the side slightly.

"The look on Shagon or one of the other Knights of Destructions faces should the supposed magicless and human Susan Vandom kick their asses for attacking you Will." Irma said causing the others to think about it for a minute before they broke out snickering as well. It was true, the reactions would be hilarious!

"I might have to do that once or twice just to see their reactions." Nerissa said snickering as well.

"Well now we know where Will gets her sense of humor from eh?" Taranee asked grinning slightly while Will was snickering in agreement with her mother.

"And why she reminded me so much of how you acted in school Rissa…only without the dating her water using best friend part." Knickerbocker said snickering as well, causing the other four W.I.T.C.H. girls to jump while Will merely grinned at the principal.

"Nah. Irma's cool and all but not my type." Will said while the other four guardians merely stared at the principal…shouldn't she be freaking out at all the 'supernatural' stuff that had just been said or had happened?

"What's with those looks girls?" Knickerbocker asked looking at the other four in confusion while Will snickered hard at this.

"They don't know you know about all the Guardian stuff remember?" Will asked causing Knickerbocker to 'ohh' in understanding while the other four guardians switched their shocked looks from Knickerbocker to Will.

"What?" Will asked tilting her head at her friends curiously.

"You told Ms. Knickerbocker about the whole Guardian thing?!" Irma asked shocked and confused while Will blinked at her.

"No. The day after I was rescued from Phobos kidnapping me Ms. Knickerbocker called me up to her office remember?" Will asked causing the other four to blink and nod slightly.

"Yeah but that was only because she needed to ask you about one of your transfer papers." Taranee said causing Will to smirk, while everyone else merely watched this play out.

"No. That's just what the cover story was. She saw the Heart of Kandrakar around my neck and wanted to talk to me about it. She had already known about the whole Guardian thing." Will explained causing the four to blink slightly.

"How?" Hay-lin asked looking at Knickerbocker curiously while the principal merely snorted slightly.

"I was friends with Halinor, Yan-lin, Cassidy, Nerissa, and Kadma –that's the former Earth Guardians name by the way- when we were in school and caught them in Guardian form fighting against a few monsters once. I confronted them about it the next day and swore to keep it a secret no matter what so they told me everything." Knickerbocker explained causing I.T.C.H. to blink before they turned and looked at Yan-Lin and Halinor.

"And you two didn't think to tell us our school principal knew about all of it?" Cornelia asked crossing her arms over her chest as she stared at the two.

"I didn't know she was the principal. I haven't been on Earth for the last forty years remember?" Halinor asked raising an eyebrow and causing them to smile sheepishly at her before looking at Yan-lin who grinned sheepishly at them.

"Wait where have you been for the last forty years then Hali? You and Kadma both disappeared a little while after Cassidy's death and Nerissa's imprisonment." Knickerbocker said looking at her old friend who smiled at her.

"Mainly on Kandrakar although sometimes I did get the chance to go and visit with Kadma, she lives on Zamballa which is a planet full of giant purple talking trees that view her as their queen due to her earth powers." Halinor said causing Susan to blink while Knickerbocker 'oh'ed in understanding.

"Huh. So that's where Killjoy Kat went. I wondered since no one ever mentioned her anymore." Susan said causing Halinor to throw her an amused glare while Yan-lin and Knickerbocker snorted at the nickname.

"You know Kat hates it when you call her that." Halinor said chidingly and causing Nerissa to grin.

"Yeah I know that's why I do it Hot Head." Nerissa said causing Will to smile sheepishly at the pointed looks she was getting from her four fellow Guardians.

"Hush Prissy Rissy." Halinor retorted causing Nerissa to swell like a bull frog.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" She bellowed, causing Hay-lin to yelp while Irma and Cornelia covered their ears. Halinor, Will (who had recognized the danger signs), Knickerbocker, Yan-lin, and Taranee (who had followed Will's lead) already had their ears covered before the woman could yell.

"I'll stop when you stop calling Kat 'Killjoy Kat'." Halinor retorted in a heartbeat after she uncovered her ears. At this Nerissa crossed her arms and scowled, looking remarkably like her daughter did whenever she did that.

"So why didn't you tell us about Ms. Knickerbocker knowing about the Guardians?" Taranee asked her voice colored with amusement as she looked at a grinning Yan-lin.

"To be completely honest?" Yan-lin began, causing the others to nod while she grinned sheepishly, her next words causing massive face-plants from the I.T.C.H. girls while her old friends merely laughed and Will snickered.

"I forgot."