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Dante Almassy: I intend to.
Preparation
When David, Cyborg, and Robin left the main room Superman said to Wonder Woman "Well, isn't he blunt."
"I suppose he is, but he also strikes me as an extremely stereotypical male."
"How is that?" Superman asked with a smirk. He already knew the answer but he wanted to make sure he was right.
"He's greedy, rude, and thinks of nothing but sex."
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"Alright let's see, first I need a basic rundown of the Tower's structure, then, I need a basic idea of the defenses." David said to Cyborg.
After a long rundown of the defense mechanisms and the structure of the Tower (which I will not discuss because I do not know).
"Wait a minute… I remember once Slade made something that made the Tower sink." David said striking a thoughtful look. He wasn't telling them how he got in the first time, but rather the second time.
"Yeah the Tower had a bunch of tunnels that were connected to a cave right under the Tow…. Well I guess that's one way to get through security." Cyborg said giving a shrug.
"I guess my work is done here." David said turning to leave. He was only half-surprised when he saw that Robin was following him.
Once they were in the elevator David asked "Why are you coming with me? I can find the exit myself."
"I want to ask you for some advice." He said. He sounded quite nervous.
'Twenty bucks here I come' David thought but instead he asked "about what?"
"I want to ask this girl out… and I don't know what to say."
"Wait, you're straight? Um… never mind that…. I suggest that you just ask her but don't think very much about it other wise you'll back out and look like a total fool." David said. 'Oh yay. I just lost twenty bucks. That fucker knows everything. This is the eighth bet I've lost to him. Mental note: ask him who's going to win the next super bowl'
"Um thanks, I just have two more questions for you. 1) You didn't seem that mad when you talked about us superheroes back there, why? And 2) are you really going to charge us?"
"For the first one: Because of you guys I focus less on locks and such and focus more on alarms for those large companies which is usually where supervillians attack. Those of us who didn't do things like that, well, their at the homeless shelters now because they focused on more expensive locks while I focused on better alarms. And yes I'm going to charge you for this. That'll be twenty bucks." Robin handed him twenty dollars from his own wallet which he kept in his belt. 'Mental note: steal that belt tonight' "Thank you, pleaser doing business with you." David said before leaving the elevator and getting into his car.
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David figured that the two JL members were going to be hanging around for quite a while so he needed to make sure that he prepared. He figured Wonder Woman couldn't be that hard to beat. It was the 'Man of Steel' that was going to give him problems.
And he knew of only one way to beat him.
He needed a rock from an alien planet.
And for that he turned to the first alien he had ever met and the only he had ever screwed.
Blackfire.
David had slept with a lot of woman in his life, but Blackfire he had enjoyed perhaps the most. Now most people would say that he was a pervert. He could safely pin it on his upbringing which had brought him to meet a lot of sluts in his life.
David grabbed the package that Jinx wanted him to deliver and walked up the front steps.
He knocked on the door and waited soon he heard the voice of his ex-lover.
"Johnny if it's you again I am going to blast your balls… Hi David, why are you here?" she said.
"I have a package from Jinx and I was wondering if you had any kryptonite on you?" David said handing her the package.
"Thanks and I think I may have some. Question is, what are you willing to give me for it?" She asked giving him a somewhat innocent look.
"I'll take 5,000 bucks off the money you owe me. Now do I have to steal it from you, because I hear that I look freaking' creepy in that suit."
"Oh fine, you know you were a lot more fun when you were younger." Blackfire said running her finger over the scar under his eye.
"Thank you, you know, you're not usually this easy to persuade. What's up?"
"I'm just slightly tired I've been at three raves in the past night."
"Whatever. Are you going to give me the rocks or what?" David said growing impatient.
"I'll be right back." She said turning around. "Here. What are you going to do with it anyway?" she asked handing the green glowing rock to him.
He took it and smiled. "I'm going to go thieving."
