Disclaimer. Okay, I'm not a great speller, and sometimes things slip by without me noticing. So for the first three chapters, this was called Doctor Deviation. I've made the correction. Oh yea, also, I don't own this chiz.

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"Okay folks, it's email time again. Starting with, a bit on my henchman, Tiff. No, her name isn't Tiffany. No, I don't use her pillows to sleep on at night. You guys are pigs. And no, I don't have titty envy. Under this lab coat, I'm rocking a pair of D's. No, you don't get to look, touch, or lick. Pervs. Respect me for my mind, or I'll cut your balls off." The Doctor said, looking particularly menacing that day.

"As for my confession, about me being gay for Vicky. I just want you to know this doesn't change anything. I'm just as evil, just as determined to conqueror the world, and when I do, Justin beaver will be sent away for his crimes against music." Doctor Devastation said. "But to answer the question, Tiff is British for a fight." In a bad British accent "I got into a bit of a tiff the other day. Next time, I bring more weapons."

Her voice returned to normal. "Now onto other news. I got a letter from the Evil League of Evil. They're offering me membership. Since I know you don't know, I'll let you know, this is unusual. Usually you have to submit an application, then prove you're evil enough. That's right, you have to apply. But I'm kinda a legacy, being Doctor Horrible's former sidekick. I guess their into nepotism. Big shocker." The doctors voice was full of sarcasm at the last part. "The point is, they're watching me now, and I don't have any big plans. I guess I can do something. I've been toying with a tidal manipulator. I could cut Catalina off from the mainland, hold it for ransom. I don't know. Why don't you send in suggestions. I'd like to know what you think I should do."

Doctor Devastation shifted just a bit. "Now back to my problems. My Ex, HG, is after Vicky, and he's likely to get her. And I mean, why not, he has everything. He's cool, mature, has that bad boy vibe without ever doing anything wrong. Maybe he's as boring as dirt, only really interested in picking fights so he can have makeup sex, but if you can live with that, he's the perfect guy. The Alpha male at our school. And Vicky, she's a sucker for the bad boys. She's had such bad luck dating, I'm surprised she's not already with him, even as we speak, doing whatever so he'll be her man."

"Other people around me... Little Red and Nerdboy-One are still in that dance where she doesn't want him dating, but doesn't want to date him. I'm thinking of locking them in a closet somewhere, but the closets at my school don't have locks. They store dangerous chemicals there, as well as toilet paper. Did you know I can kill with a roll of toilet paper? Anyways, no locks on the closet doors. I've come up with a low tech solution. You know those rubber doorstops, look like tiny wedges? I'm gonna use one to jam the door shut, then they'll have to talk it out."

"My other friends, they also have their drama. My friend, A, he's dating another gank. I mean, he's got to look beyond the looks to see if their right for him. I already know who's perfect for him, and he'd hate to hear it. But Tiff would be great. She's not the best conversationalist, but she's pretty, it's easy to get her to do what you want, and for those who remember when I hired her, she has twice the carrying capacity of a normal girl of he build. Not the strength, just can carry more. She didn't like the original code name I gave her, and I don't blame her. Pack Mule just isn't a very flattering name. Course, I had to change it when she kept forgetting that was her... I'm rambling again. Till next time kiddies." The image went off as Jade powered down the system. "Tara, what'd you make for lunch?" She called out.

Hollywood Arts was abuzz, once again waiting to find out about Andre's current girlfriend. It was always the same three bets. First, would she stick around long enough for it to be worth learning her name? Second, why would they break up? And third, would they be from around the school? Since someone he dated was usually never seen again after they broke up, it was easier on everyone if he only dated from outside the school population. Jade often wondered if it was just dumb luck, or if the boy was a serial killer. He just wasn't the type, but she still wasn't sure.

Jade was hanging with Beck again. Se hated that they were still friends, despite how much he'd been annoying her. "Jade, did you hear the news?" He asked.

"Maybe." Jade replied cautiously. "There's a lot of news going around these days. Is it about the incredible early morning robbery of a moving armored car? I'd bet that would impress anyone, let alone a megalomaniacal horse, even if it was empty, cause apparently it was just starting it's rout."

"No, I hadn't heard that one." Beck said, allowing himself to ignore the strange way Jade described her news. "And before you ask, it's not about Cat and Robbie getting locked in the janitors closet. Apparently, if the knob is removed, you can't open the door from either side without tools.."

"Someone locked..." Jade stood agape, trying to think of who, besides herself, would do such a thing.

"Cat said her roommate was tired of her complains, used a hammer to knock off the inside knob, then tossed her in. Robbie was thrown in later." Beck said smiling. "But that's not the big news."

"Don't tell me, Trina learned to carry a tune? Or act? Dance? Come on, no on is that talentless. It's like she's deliberately trying to be annoying." Jade guessed. It'd been a long time since she'd had this much fun with Beck, and she didn't want it to end just yet. It was time when she was happy, and he wasn't nailing Tori. 'God don't let his news be that he's with Tori.' Jade silently prayed, not sure why. She was a villain, in her after school job. She should know her prayers would go unanswered.

"No, she's still as untalented as ever." Beck replied. "And it makes it hard for me to spend time with Tori, cause Trina might sing or something, and Tori wants to support her. I mean, you were right, back when we almost killed off Rex. Sometimes an opportunity comes along to help someone, and you have to be cruel. And Tori just doesn't know how to do that. It would have been better for Trina to learn she was talentless back when they wanted to kick her out, after Helen became our principal."

"Before the whole 'Polynesian girlfriend cheating scandal', yea, I remember." Jade added. "I was so sure we'd get Eikner back. But Okay, what is the big news you have for me?"

"Captain Epic is losing his powers." Beck announced. "Apparently, the other day, when he was fighting Doctor Devastation, she hit him with some kind of ray, and it's causing his powers to fade. There's a man hunt on now, every law enforcement agent in the city, and all of it's hero's, are looking for her. There's even a rumor the whole Good Guys Guild might come here and join in the search. They're hoping that she has an antidote ray, or that by looking at how her weapon worked, they could reverse it. Also, I'm guessing none of the other hero's want to lose their powers either."

"Really?" Jade asked. 'His powers? The ray was supposed to inhibit the electronic impulses in his nervous system, paralyzing him, or slowing him down, or maybe giving him a mild headache. But losing his powers?'

"Right now, Doctor Devastation is the most wanted villain in LA." Beck said, looking almost scared. Jade had to hold in her smile.

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Dun dun dunnnnn. Captain Epic is losing his powers! Oh noooooo. Whatever shall we do? I don't know about you, but I'll be glued to me screen until I see the next exciting chapter. Of course, I've already seen it, but that doesn't change the drama.

So review. Let me know what you think about this plot device.