To: Evlseacrture24
From: Almtymasta69
Subject: My lovely Gaz-human
Little Gaz,
It has been more than a week since I last spoke to my favorite hyooman.
Wondering when you would like to date Zim again.
Your future mate and future ruler of this horrible planet,
Zim
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Taking off a glove to examine his claws, Zim couldn't believe how silent she had become. Perhaps his amazingness was too astounding for even someone as powerful as her. Seeing him a new message pop up, he smiled at the thought of seeing something from his demoness.
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To: Almtymasta69
From: Undeliverable Email.
Subject: Message 35Ak258 Undeliverable
To Whom It May Concern,
This is to inform you that there is no known contact address of "Evlseacrture24"
If you feel you have received this message in error please re-check to see if the contact name is spelled correctly and re-send.
If you still are receiving an error message then please contact Customer Service at the number below.
Thank you.
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"UNDELIVERABLE?! That's impossible." Zim cried out deciding to re-send the email only to receive the same message over and over again. Irritated, he decided to contact Gaz directly only to receive this.
"The number you have reached is currently not in service. If you feel you have reached this number in error..." The recorded voice announced in which Zim slammed the phone down.
"She must of been over powered by extraordinary self the last time we were together so she needed a break." Zim figured.
The Computer sighed audibly. The girl was avoiding him. That girl was smart after all.
To: PurpCascade1
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Subject: New Contact Info
I take it by the new email address, phone, and even new home address that something happened.
Want to share with me this time?
Dib.
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Re: Subject: New Contact Info
My second date was a disaster with Zim. We both know how obsessive and possessive he could be, but didn't think he would get this crazy.
Dib, he started a fight in the restaurant. He accused the waiter and most of the male customers of hitting on me.
He yelled at some individually and then he got on the table to declare his ownership of me. It was a mess.
Oh and that night that I agreed on a second date with him, I woke up to find rose petals all around my bed, and a note on my keyboard.
It was creepy not romantic. I guess, Red is in our galaxy because the note was from him. I moved because I felt creeped out.
Ugh.
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Reading all of that, Dib's eyes almost bugged out. Pulling up a travel site, he went to check prices on a round trip ticket to go home just to kick, Zim's butt, and come back home.
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To: PurpCascade1
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Re: Re: Subject: New Contact Info
I'm gonna kick his alien scummy butt clear to the center of Earth, and when I'm done do the same with Red.
Shit, Gaz I'm so sorry.
Dib.
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Re: Re: Re: New Contact Info
Don't worry about it, just don't put my name next to my email address this time.
Oh hey something weird and also exciting happened already in my new place.
I got finished unpacking one box and was about to dismantle it when this pudgy ghost came in declaring he was the Box Ghost.
As he was busy laughing and I just stared at him thinking how redundant he was that ghost guy came in to put him in some canister thing.
He said his name was, Danny Phantom. I gotta say, for ghost he was a cute looking guy.
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Reading the email, Dib got excited pulling up some information on that guy, and attaching it to his next email back.
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To: PurpCascade1
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New Contact Info
This him? The other photo is of him in his natural state. Perhaps I should go down there and visit you some time. Maybe you'll see him again.
Also I won't do the same thing again for him to find your address.
Dib
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New Contact Info
Well now. He really is easy on the eyes. Perhaps another empty box will do the trick so he can come back. :P
My hormones have finally caught up to me.
Kill me now.
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Dib laughed actually trying to imagine his sister going all gaga over a guy. She was so deadpanned that he never seen her drool openly, and there she was drooling over her email. He wanted to tease her so badly, but wouldn't.
As he was laughing, he spotted an email from Zim making him groan.
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: Almtymasta69
Subject: Help
I have subjected myself into asking a human for help.
Little Gaz's phone isn't working and neither is her phone. I want to stop by her place, but I feel she will hate me.
Zim
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To: Almtymasta69
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Subject: Help
I don't know what you are talking about since her email address and phone number are working for me. It might be a fluke with the system right now.
Dib
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Dib didn't want to do it, but he thought he would open a chat window up. As he did, he called up Gaz to talk to her.
"Hey, Gaz. Told him that your email and phone number is working for him and it might be a fluke for him right now." Dib announced soon after she answered.
Laughing, Gaz said, "Thanks." Seeing she had a visitor come in, she smiled over to him. "Hey, he's back. I'm gonna say howdy to him. Later."
Dib heard her click off the phone making him glance at his own phone in good humor. As he did so he smiled at his instant message window.
Randomaddrss70: Hey
MothmanAgt1: Hey. Always happy to hear from you.
Randomaddrss70: Graduate soon
MothmanAgt1: It'll happen soon. Once I do I'll be back there. Something wrong?
Randomaddrss70: No. Heya we might be getting a surprise visit soon starting in 3-2-1
Almtymasta69 has entered the room.
Almtymasta69: You have a nerve Tak
Randomaddrss70: Whatever do you mean?
Almtymasta69: You know what I mean. Tell your worm what you did.
Randomaddrss70: Zim
Almtymasta69: Tell him
Randomaddrss70: Zim..
Almtymasta69: TELL HIM
Almtymasta69: Tell him
Randomaddrss70: You done?
Almtymasta69: Yes
Randomaddrss70: Ok then. Zim...
Almtymasta69: TELL HIM!
Randomaddrss70: In that case, no.
Almtymasta69: What do you mean no? Tell him!
Randomaddrss70: Impatient isn't he, Dib?
MothmanAgt1: Yep
PiggiesRmafrds has entered the room
PiggiesRmafrds: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERES TWEES ALL IN THE FLYING THINGIEEEEEE!
MothmanAgt1: I don't have to guess who that is. Hey Gir.
PiggiesRmafrds: TWEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
Almtymasta69: GIR! Did you clean up the trees out of the Voot and the attic like I told you too?
PiggiesRmafrds: Nooooooooooo
Almtymasta69: And why not?
MothmanAgt1: Why is he talking to Gir on here when they are in the same base, Tak?
Randomaddrss70: Why are you asking this question, Dib after all these years of knowing him?
MothmanAgt1: Sometimes I feel my brain puts up a white flag signaling its surrender whenever he speaks.
Randomaddrss70: lol Good one
PurpCascade1 has entered the room
(MothmanAgt1 to Randomaddrss in private: PurpCascade1 is Gaz don't let Zim know. I'll explain later.)
PiggiesRmafrds: It clean
Almtymasta69: I won't ask how you cleaned it so fast, but just as long as it is done
Almtymasta69: Who the hell is this new person? Better not be Keef
PurpCascade1: Acquaintance of Dibs.
Almtymasta69: Oh. Hey Dib I still can't get through to your sister. Tell her to contact me
MothmanAgt1: As if with that attitude besides her phone number and email is working for me.
PiggiesRmafrds: MASTA WUVS HIS GAZZY
Almtymasta69: Gir quiet
PurpCascade1: That guy gave me his number, Dib
MothmanAgt1: So what's he like in person?
PurpCascade1: Geeky but cool. Should be a vast improvement after my last date from hell.
PiggiesRmafrds: MASTA WAS DANCING AROUND AND SINGING ABOUT HIS GAZZY
Almtymasta69: WILL YOU BE QUIET GIR!
Randomaddrss70: So glad I have popcorn with me to enjoy this show
MothmanAgt1: I need some now. Also I'm glad you got his number. Tell me everything.
Randomaddrss70: Including if he gets into her pants? Don't reveal that girl.
PurpCascade1: I won't.
RedIrkenlrd has entered the room
RedIrkenlrd: Hey! She doesn't live in that place anymore!
MothmanAgt1: Who?
RedIrkenlrd: That tasty little sister of yours
Randomaddrss70: Explosion in 3-2-1
Almtymasta69: WHAT?!
RedIrkenlrd: Yeah. I found where she lived and sprinkled lots of plant on her bed, and wrote her a note. Now she's gone
Almtymasta69: WHAT?
MothmanAgt1: You stalked her to do that and gave her a creepy note. What did you expect her to do?
RedIrkenlrd: Be my bed mate
PurpCascade1: Is he serious?
RedIrkenlrd: Oh I'm quite serious. That girl is more Irken than disgusting human
PurpCascade1: Huh?
RedIrkenlrd: Oh? She doesn't know what an Irken is. Poor diluted thing
PurpCascade1: After hearing that I think someone needs to dilute you in acid
(Almtymasta69 to PurpCascade1 in private: Gaz?)
PiggiesRmafrds: GAZZY AND MASTA SITTING IN A TREE
Almtymasta69: Gir stop it
PiggiesRmafrds: P.I.G.G.K.I.S.S.T.A.A.M.A. HEHE I DUNNO
RedIrkenlrd: That didn't really spell anything
Randomaddrss70: Kettle corn is the best
MothmanAgt1: I just have the butter kind right now.
PurpCascade1: The stupidity is burning my brain right now!
MothmanAgt1: Ha! The surrender flag is still up in mines
(Almtymasta69 to PurpCascade1 in private: I know this is you. What did I do so wrong this time?)
(PurpCascade1 to Almtymasta69 in private: I told you, Zim. I gave you two chances and you blew it. It was so disappointing to. Also don't let Red know this is me.)
Almtymasta69: Tak? Did you know that the Armada was nearby to just casually drop in like that?
Randomaddrss70: Actually I didn't get any readings. You obviously didn't either.
Almtymasta69: I made my mistakes with Gaz, but to just drop by like that and now she's gone.
RedIrkenlrd: It was supposed to be romantic.
MothmanAgt1: Gaz sent me a copy of that letter, Red and trust me when I say if she is creeped out by that I know it is bad, and now I need therapy.
Randomaddrss70: I'm curious about that now. Do you think she minds if I see it?
MothmanAgt1: She told me she was fine with it. I'll send it to you.
PiggiesRmafrds: doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdododododoomdoom
(Almtymasta69 to PurpCascade1 in private: I won't let him know. What did he say to you?)
PiggiesRmafrds: MASTA! SOME CLOWNIE LOOKING GUY IS HERE!
Almtymasta69: I'm busy. Tell the clown to go away now! I'll get you tacos if you do it.
PiggiesRmafrds: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TACOS OTAY
Randomaddrss70: Tavlaard Red! Sick!
MothmanAgt1: Tavlaard? What's that?
Almtymasta69: TAVLAARD SCHLERMA!
MothmanAgt1: I'm lost.
RedIrkenlrd: I think its romantic
MothmanAgt1: Sure if you are a serial killer.
PurpCascade1: That was the cutest pic ever piggies
MothmanAgt1: What did he send you?
PurpCascade1: Green dog hugging a fake pig with a cupcake in his paw. Let me ask who the guy is with the red/orange hair next to you?
PiggiesRmafrds: THATS MY CLOWNIE FRIEND HE GAVE IT TO ME
Almtymasta69: GIR! BRB
RedIrkenlrd: I'm not allowed to see the insides of her? I thought that was romantic. Her insides are red and I love red
MothmanAgt1: You won the award for creepy
Randomaddrss70: Tavlaard!
PurpCascade1: Ewwwwww. Not romantic
PurpCascade1: BRB phone call
Almtymasta69: Damn Keef. Damn Tavlaard!
PurpCascade1 has left the room
(Almtymasta69 to MothmanAgt1 in private: I know that was Gaz. She admitted it. She really move because of Red?)
(MothmanAgt1 to Almtymasta69 in private: Yep. Also it is obvious you don't trust Gaz to attack every guy like that.)
(Almtymasta69 to MothmanAgt1 in private: Of course I do. Don't trust others.)
(MothmanAgt1 to Almtymasta69 in private: Guess you don't trust her to blow them off then. Think about this really hard, Zim.)
Randomaddrss70: How is it possible for you to be still loud even on the computer, Gir?
PiggiesRmafrnd: I DON'T KNOOOWWW
(Almtymasta69 to MothmanAgt1 in private: I see she already got a number from somebody already.)
(MothmanAgt1 to Almtymasta69 in private: Because you blew your chance with her with that whole possession and jealousy crap.)
Phant82 and PurpCascade1 had entered the room
RedIrkenlrd has left the room
PurpCascade1: Kicked Red out of chat and blocked him lol
Randomaddrss70: Funny how we should of done that before
MothmanAgt1: I know. So who is the new person?
PurpCascade1: Dib will act like a fangirl in a moment, Phant. Think about it, Dib.
MothmanAgt1: Oh my god your him!
Randomaddrss70: Who?
PurpCascade1: Randomaddrss70 is Tak. Almtymasta69 is Zim. PiggiesRmafrnd is Gir, and the one having a fangirl moment is my brother Dib.
Phant82: Hey everyone
MothmanAgt1: I'm not having a fangirl moment. I'm into the paranormal, Danny and I gotta say what happened to you is amazing to say the least
Phant82: Oh yeah thanks. It didn't feel great at first. Felt weird. Though it became cool soon after
PiggiesRmafrnd: I LOVES PIGGIES
Phant82: I guessed that
PurpCascade1: Don't mind Gir.
MothmanAgt1: So what are you doing up there near my sister anyhow?
Phant82: My friend Tucker wanted to pay a visit here and dragged me along. Nice that the box ghost showed me the way to your sis
PiggiesRmafrnd: AWWW MASTA UNHAPPY
Phant82: Who is his masta?
MothmanAgt1: Long story but Zim he likes to refer to as his master.
Phant82: Why is he unhappy?
PiggiesRmafrnd: MASTA LOST HIS GRLFRND
Phant82: That sucks
PurpCascade1: I'll BRB
Randomaddrss70: This will get interesting again. I wish I had more popcorn
Phant82: Who was his girlfriend?
PiggiesRmafrnd: GAZZY WAS
Phant82: Gaz? I thought she was single
MothmanAgt1: She is. Gir stop it
"Hey Zim."
"Shouldn't you be talking to your new boyfriend, Gaz?" Zim spat out.
"Zim we are friends at this moment. I brought him online mostly for Dib." Gaz answered almost losing her cool.
Glancing over at his robot laughing and kicking his feet around in giddiness, Zim temporarily gave him an odd look. "Sorry I was a failure on both dates. Zim really is defective."
Randomaddrss70: Wanna ask out Gaz?
Phant82: Sure but where can it go when we live far from each others?
"MASTA! HE GONNA ASK OUT GAZZY!" Gir yelled out.
Face falling down, Zim sighed as well as Gaz over the line. "Zim..."
"Go out with him. Zim failed." With that he hung up the phone.
Almtymasta69 has left the room
PiggiesRmafrnd: Masta unhappy. He weally unhappy
Phant82: About Gaz?
PurpCascade1: Yes he is. We do live far apart, Danny. I wouldn't mind trying the friendship thing.
Phant82: Same here. Another cute friend to look at is always something nice to have around
PurpCascade1: Smooth
Randomaddrss70: Seriously? I'd go out with him if there wasn't Dib in my life
MothmanAgt1: HEY!
Randomaddrss70: You know I love you.
Phant82: lol well I should take off since my friend got back. later Gaz
PurpCascade1: Later.
Phant82 has left the room
PurpCascade1: I need to do something guys so I'll talk to you both later. Gir, take care of Zim.
PiggiesRmafrnd: OTAY GAZZY!
PurpCascade1 has left the room
Five hours later, Zim was laying in his room with his eyes shut feeling a presence inside the room with him. "Go away, Gir. I told you I don't wish to be disturbed." Zim quietly ordered.
"Interesting, but this isn't Gir, and I came all the way here not to be turned away, Zim."
Opening his eyes up he lifted his body up to stare directly at, Gaz. "Why are you here?"
Hands on her hips, she stared at him almost defiantly. "After all these years knowing you, you honestly think I'd blow you off like that? It is honestly hard to blow off someone like you."
"Because I'm so amazing?"
"You have the hugest ego on anyone I have ever met." How could she hate the dork? "Yes I thought that guy was cute, but he is more friend material than anything. Also I'd have to compete with Dib with him." Smirking at him. "You know how big of a fangirl he can get."
Zim smiled weakly up at her. "Be happy he never tore his underwear off to toss up on stage or something."
Sitting beside him, Gaz didn't want to encourage him by touching him. "I've seen that in concert before from other people. It is a weird sight to see."
"Yeah." Looks over at her. "I was never taught how to act because we were taught to be Invaders. I did lose my chance with you."
"My plane leaves on Thursday evening so if you want to hang out with me I know I would like that." Gaz offered.
"Serious?"
"As a heart attack." Gaz replied.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Zim was puzzled.
Standing up she placed a hand on his shoulder. "Trust me. Heart attacks are serious. Also I'm tired so I'm gonna head to the house to sleep. I'll talk to you tomorrow afternoon." She didn't want to encourage him, but at the same time she wanted to give him a gesture of good faith as she kissed his forehead. "Night, Zim."
Making sure she was well out of the base, Zim started hopping up and down on his bed. "I AM ZIM!"
Meanwhile elsewhere...
"So you met a cute goth with purple hair and didn't ask her out? What is your deal?" Tucker complained.
Leaning back against his headboard, Danny shrugged. "She's cool and all. Dark too, but it'll be long distance and she's obviously involved with another guy."
"So? They aren't married, are they?"
"Naw, but you can tell something is happening there. Anyhow, she's cool." Yawning, he slid down into his bed so he can go to sleep.
Shaking his head at his friends laziness to make a move, Tucker had to make one last comment, "All right sure, but if I were you I would of asked her out."
Danny just closed his eyes just wanting to close the door on the subject once and for all.
And there is my guest appearance from another cartoon. I do plan on others. I'm just trying to stretch myself out more. It may not be perfect, but I'm trying. Thanks for reading and reviewing.