Kittypig you gave me an idea because I was struggling with something at the first half. Though you know Gaz can just be as violent. Thanks :)
In a theater there was loud ruckus laughter happening in the back. So many were starting to get annoyed turning their heads at the offending party as it kept going on and on until some more laughter started joining in. Albeit not as loud as the first one, but still noticeable. With comments like, 'Brilliant,' and 'I wish I thought of that' being echoed throughout one of the ushers came over to the couple asking for them to leave. Of course the one with the purple hair gave him such a look that would peel the flesh off your body that he ran off screaming making her date laugh even more at the Earth Monkey. Placing a hand on her dates, she started to renew her own fit of laughter as they watched the space alien on the big screen rip through more recruits on another planet.
Taking a gander over at his demoness, he enjoyed watching her laugh, and smile prompting him to be very bold in moving his head over to give her a kiss. He almost thought she would deck him since they were out in public, but surprised him with a kiss back.
"Violence is fun." She whispered against his lips.
"That it is." He agreed.
Hearing more slaughtering happening onscreen both of them turned their heads just in time for him to break out in more laughter while she laughed against him. Zim wrapped his arm around her shoulder.
Later after dropping, Gaz off he flew back to his base to prepare for a little special surprise. Though he did wish to send his future mate a little something. Though he had no clue what any delivery company problem had with his special request if they did special things for the one you love. Stupid humans. It took him at least one company to want to fulfill it finally.
Late Sunday afternoon, Gaz answered her door to find a slightly nervous delivery boy there. After signing for the package, he ran off in terror. Opening the package, she lifted it up in a fit of laughter. No wonder why the guy was terrified. Zim had a company model something after the movie they saw. Seeing a card attached she read it telling her to open up her email.
To: PurpCascade1
From: Almtymasta69
Subject:
My Little Gaz,
I had such a great evening with my favorite and only human I can truly stand that I had this made after the movie we both enjoyed.
Took me a long time to find a company that was willing to make that. What is wrong with some of the Earth filth here?
Don't they understand that I am trying to impress my girlfriend?
Guess they never had mates in their lives and that means my life is truly fulfilled with having you and they with no Gaz's.
I am yours!
Your love Zim
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Gaz placed the gift next to her computer smirking at it.
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To: Almtymasta69
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Subject:
The delivery guy ran away in terror. Made me love it even more. Perfect model of that movie so that means they have no taste.
Normally they would call the authorities about stuff like this thinking you are a murderous psycho, but I know you aren't.
You are just delightfully mines. Yes, you did impress me and I can't wait to see you again.
Gaz
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To: PurpCascade1
From: Almtymasta69
Re: Re: Subject:
Ohhh you got my squeedly spooch jumping here. Also I have another surprise lined up for tonight. It will for all of us to see.
It will be a victory for your Zim.
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To: Almtymasta69
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Re: Re: Subject
I can't wait to see. I'll talk to you tonight.
Gaz.
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MothmanAgt1: If I ask this question please spare the details that will make me cringe. How was the date this time?
PurpCascade1: I can't walk anymore, Dib. He is that good in bed.
MothmanAgt1: GAZ!
Almtymasta69: She kept calling out for more of me. I had to do it, Dib-stink
PurpCascade1: And Zim begging for more too.
MothmanAgt1: Someone kill me now
Almtymasta69: That could be arranged
MothmanAgt1: You could be studied
PurpCascade1: Relax, Dib. I swear the thought of me having sex is just mind numbing to you
Almtymasta69: Not to me
MothmanAgt1: Ugh
PurpCascade1: No sex between us, just making out, and hand holding
Almtymasta69: My girlfriend loves her violence too
MothmanAgt1: Haha girlfriend... Yeah right
PurpCascade1: He's right. It's official
MothmanAgt1: Oh
Almtymasta69: VICTORY FOR ZIM!
PurpCascade1: He sent the coolest bouquet to me. I'm sending you a pic now, Dib
MothmanAgt1: Oh thats cool
MothmanAgt1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
PurpCascade1: Its designed after the movie we saw. I think it is the greatest thing.
MothmanAgt1: I think I'm gonna be sick
Almtymasta69: He has no taste
MothmanAgt1: I hate when you throw up a little in your mouth and you swallow it back in
PurpCascade1: And you say my bouquet is sick? That is just plain gross. Keep that to yourself, Dib.
Inside her base as she went to her computer, Tak was stopped by a sound. It sounded like nothing but sprinkling happening from the machines. Looking around, she noticed things being shot out to the ground before a sound like expansion happening as she watched the tiny objects get bigger and bigger in front of her turning to the point of; Llama's?
Tak jumped back as she watched more get bigger to the point her own base was filled with large smelly creatures that were doing nothing but spitting at one another, and at herself. Running to her off switch, she screamed out Zim's name very loud as she even witnessed Mimi run up to the top hissing at the creatures as if it was a real cat.
"I'll get you for this." She swore under her breath.
PurpCascade1: How was your date, Dib?
MothmanAgt1: I want to graduate now!
Almtymasta69: Is that supposed to be good or bad? If it is with Tak then it must be bad
PurpCascade1: It means it was good
Almtymasta69: Then why didn't he say that?
MothmanAgt1: We can't spell out everything for you, Zim
Sides160 and SStreaker has entered the room
MothmanAgt1: I think this room got made public again
SStreaker: Blame that on my brother
Sides160: I'm good at what I do
MothmanAgt1: Hi and who are you both?
SStreaker: You may not understand. Some humans don't.
MothmanAgt1: More aliens?
Sides160: To us you are
Almtymasta69: Who are you and where did you come from?
Sides160: We have hostiles here
PurpCascade1: I'm really the only hostile one here
Sides160: There she is!
Almtymasta69: There who is?
SStreaker: Forgive my idiot brother he has been obsessed with this girl with purple hair since he saw her the other day.
MothmanAgt1: Who isn't obsessed with my sister? Her boyfriend is obsessed with her.
Sides160: I'm sure he won't let me mind borrowing her
PurpCascade1: Vat of acid-check
Almtymasta69: If you are talking about my Gaz then the answer is no
PurpCascade1: Flame thrower-check
Sides160: On my planet the femmes loved me
Almtymasta69: On this planet this femme loves me
PurpCascade1: Rusty nails-check
Sides160: What is she doing?
MothmanAgt1: Making a list
Almtymasta69: And checking it twice
Randomaddrss70 has entered the room
Randomaddrss70: I'm going to kill you Zim
Almtymasta69: Oh I'd love to talk to you Tak but I have someone making a move on my Gaz
Randomaddrss70: Let them! Because after I'm done with you she'll need someone else. Someone smarter
Sides160: Yes!
SStreaker: Shut up. This Tak said someone smarter. Bro you aren't any smarter
Randomaddrss70: Who the hell are these guys?
PurpCascade1: Yellow paint-check
SStreaker: Yellow paint? Why do you want that?
PurpCascade1: Because I hate that color.
Sides160: HA! Poor Sunny
PurpCascade1: I knew i had a reason to make up the list. You are the scum from the parking lot.
Sides160: Yep and I'm from Cybertron
SStreaker: You are an idiot!
MothmanAgt1: WHAT? So are you here to invade our planet?
Sides160: No, but we are here to stop the Decepticons from doing that.
Randomaddrss70: Oh yeah I've heard of them. Didn't notice you guys here. Of course I've been busy with the defective
Almtymasta69: I am perfection! You are defective Tak. At least I was never banished to Planet Dirt
Randomaddrss70: You were banished to Foodcourtia, idiot!
SStreaker: Wait! What are you twos?
Almtymasta69: We are from Irk. Just Tak and myself.
Sides160: And you are with a human? The purple haired girl
PurpCascade1: Yes he is
Sides160: So Tak... You taken? I never had any fun with an Irken before
MothmanAgt1: She's with me!
Sides160: Two Irkens with a brother and sister. What is the odds?
SStreaker: Forgive my brother he doesn't think with a full deck
Randomaddrss70: We've been dealing with Zim most of our lives so we understand
Almtymasta69: Exactly.
Almtymasta69: HEY!
MothmanAgt1: The network guys sent me information on you guys. So much for being on the balls guys!
Sides160: Is he talking to us?
PurpCascade1: No, he's talking about his secret network guys
Sides160: Ahhhh. Don't worry any government or agency is normally not on the ball kid. That's why its fun to screw around with them from time to time
Almtymasta69: Yes like buzz those rural areas from time to time so one of those bumpkins report it in
Randomaddrss70: Hey gosh I think I saw one of them there UFO-thingies in the air just whirling around and around before taking off
SStreaker: I was sure scared to get probed by them
Sides160: I sure as thought they would lay eggs inside of me
Almtymasta69: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Randomaddrss70: LOL
Sides160: Hahahaha
SStreaker: So many humans are such idiots
PurpCascade1: Dib, guess who are the guys responsible all those years ago for screwing around with peoples minds hahahahahaha
PurpCascade1: Next on Mysterious Mysteries the farmer said he was probed by an alien when it might of been something a lot more poultry related. Stay tuned
Almtymasta69: Hahahahahaha! You got it Gaz.
MothmanAgt1: I have disproved a lot of that stuff on that show. You know that.
Sides160: Buck up kid. We aren't making fun of you if you are at least a realist. Just the morons of this world
PurpCascade1: And Dib and I went to school with them
MothmanAgt1: They didn't believe Zim was an alien they thought he had a skin condition. He just put a wig and contacts on. At least Tak looked human
Sides160: Sometimes the best disguise is the one lying right under your nose.
SStreaker: Sideswipe and I transform into Lamborghinis. Our root modes are robotic.
MothmanAgt1: I'd love to see that
Sides160: If you want we could show you if you ever have time to come to see us. You can invite your girlfriend with you.
SStreaker: We should run this past Prime first
Sides160: True. We'll get back to you. Don't worry we are the ones that broke in here. It isn't hard. We'll get in contact with you kid.
MothmanAgt1: That would be cool. Thanks
Sides160: Sure.
SStreaker: We have to leave and go back on duty.
Sides160: Later gators. Hey Gaz! If you break up with him look me up.
Sides160 and SStreaker has left the room
Randomaddrss70: Back to where I was. I'm gonna kill you Zim. You put Llamas in my base
Almtymasta69: :P Thats what you get
MothmanAgt1: You seriously act like brother and sister you both.
PurpCascade1: How many more aliens on this planet?
Almtymasta69: I'm all the alien you need, little Gaz.
Randomaddrss70: You make me sick, Zim
Almtymasta69: Yeah... Well you make me even more sicker
Randomaddrss70: And you make me ten times sick
Almtymasta69: And you make me 20 times sicker
(MothmanAgt to PurpCascade1 in private: Do you think they will see us leave?)
Randomaddrss70: And you are mouse horns...
(PurpCascade1 to MothmanAgt1 in private: Doubt it. Good night, Dib)
Almtymasta69: And you are what Gir coughs up at...
(MothmanAgt1 to PurpCascade1 in private: Good night Gaz)
MothmanAgt1 and PurpCascade1 have left the room.
Randomaddrss70: They left! Most likely because of you
Almtymasta69: Oh yeah?! Well, well your eyes are purple
Randomaddrss70: How is that an insult?
Almtymasta69: Well everyone knows that my color eyes are far more superior than yours.