I'm taking a break from the messaging portion since I hit a stalemate.

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During a break from school Dib and Gaz were sitting at home doing what came naturally to them. Sit around doing their own activity. Her with her Game Slave and him now on a laptop.

"I find it funny we are in here and not out with them." Dib mentioned offhandedly as he was roaming about the Swollen Eyeball network.

"I find it nice that we got to save on airfare since we are both with aliens with their own transportation." Came Gaz's response.

Screwing his eyes up at that, he gave a lopsided smile. "It is nice." Seeing something pop up on his computer, he smiled. "Danny sent a message."

"He had time to touch base with his fangirl. How sweet."

Dib wasn't gonna give into her mocking tone. "He says that if I want I could travel in the Ghost Zone at our convenience."

Nodding her head absently, Gaz almost responded when all she could hear was the unmistakable sounds of someone walking like a madman. "Eh." Not caring about the sound any longer, she went back to her game.

Right then the door opened up with Zim breathing hard. Slamming the door closed, he leaned against it breathing hard.

"Guess we forgot to lock the door." Gaz didn't bother looking up to know it was her boyfriend.

Glancing over at him briefly, Dib shrugged seeing stranger from the green menace before turning back to his computer.

Quickly, Zim ran over taking cover in front of Gaz by getting on the ground directly in front of her nearly bare legs prompting Gaz to stiffen up, quickly pause her game, and put her hand in the area of her skirt that would allow Zim full access view of her.

Dib's eyes widened up. "ZIM! What the hell are you doing?"

"Well, Dib for your information..." Zim paused now fully seeing what Gaz was wearing, and where he was right now making his A.D.D kick in.

"Spit it out, Space Boy." Dib demanded.

Still looking at his demoness, who was still silent surprisingly, Zim smiled up at her. "Hello, little Gaz."

Cocking her head to the right, she widened her eyes up a bit as a warning. "Zim, what happened?" Gaz urged.

"Tak and I got into an all out revenge kick and it blew up. She's really, really, really angry at your powerful boyfriend, my Gaz." Zim answered trying to act suave down there, but he mostly looked goofy.

"Hard to look powerful when you are down there shaking." Gaz reminded him. "You should get up now or Dib will attack you for being down there right now."

"But, my little Gaz..."

"I will kick your ass, Zim. I know you are both going out, but right now you are being inappropriate down there especially since I'm right here looking at you." Dib chimed in placing his laptop down.

"But..."

"I don't care, Zim. If Tak is pissed and wants to kick your ass, I'm gonna let her." Dib informed him sternly.

Antenna perking up at a sound Gaz nor Dib couldn't hear, Zim stood up to quickly run upstairs yelling out, "Don't tell her I'm here!"

Gaz watched as Dib stood up too watching as he took flight upstairs himself. Almost unpausing her game, her eyebrow quirked up at hearing Dib demand Zim to stay out of her room. Calmly, she placed her game aside to get up with the full intention of going upstairs, but stopped when Tak came in looking angry and a bit blue looking. "Need I ask?" Gaz said calmly.

"You. May. Soon. Have. To. Look. For. A. New. Boyfriend." Tak warned fuming as she stood there with her claws half clenched.

Coming over near Tak, Gaz almost said something when their attention was diverted upstairs with clear fighting going on. They both heard them cursing at one another. Dib in english. Zim in his own language. Soon it started to resemble something almost like the old Batman Show.

POW!

BAM!

ZOOW!

OOF!

AHHHHH!

BOOM!

When Gaz heard the clear unmistakable sound of something crashing inside her room, her jaw clenched, she had fire in her eyes. How dare them do this in her room. "SECURITY!"

Tak was about to ask what type of security she had when she heard both Dib and Zim scream in terror.

"Holy! Oh crap!" Came Dib's voice.

"What on Irk is that?!" Came Zim's voice.

What came next was the sounds of them yelling out in pain making Tak's antennas perk all the way up. "What is your security?"

"Flesh eating robots that I designed." Gaz replied coldy.

"It won't kill them will it?"

Gaz found it odd she would include Zim in her concern. "Only if I don't stop them."

Her voice was so monotoned. So deadly sounding that Tak took a step away from her. "Are you sure you aren't Irken?"

"Pretty certain."

Hearing rushed footsteps of both of them running downstairs, they both tumbled to the bottom in their fear as they both looked between upstairs as the scary creatures were descending on them again, and to Gaz who stood there looking like the devil. They both looked like hell with blood and clothes ripped.

"Gaz, call them off." Dib pleaded.

"It was one thing for Zim to hide in there, but to go up there and fight in there to destroy my room, is quite another, Dib." Gaz looked at her creations snapping her fingers making them stop. "You can go back up there now." She ordered them.

"I should create those for my base." Tak couldn't believe she never thought of that.

Stepping forward, Gaz smirked at her brother, and Zim. "You didn't suffer much blood loss did you?" Her tone switching to some caring.

Getting up shakily, Zim reached down to help Dib up, blood on both of them. "Irkens are fast healers." Zim told her with confidence.

"Dib?" Gaz questioned.

"I'll live." Taking a huge breath, Dib looked over at his partially blue girlfriend. "How are you, Tak?"

Walking forward to smile at him, she checked his wounds over. "Better than you. We should get you cleaned up." Taking his hand, she led him upstairs.

Gaz walked towards Zim to touch his face. "You are cute like this."

"You like me wounded, Gaz-mate?"

Bringing him down to her level, she kissed him. "Remember how I am with violence."

Kissing her back, Zim held her as he now leaned tiredly against the wall to support himself. Enjoying her, they both looked over the door in shock when the door was slammed open to reveal four strange creatures in front of them with weapons. "What now?" Zim sounded so bored asking that question.

"We sensed trouble here so we are here to halt it." Announced the one with a blue mask over his eyes.

"If the trouble is with him making out with the hot chick, then I want in. You know what I'm saying?" Joked the one with the orange mask.

"Uh I'm bored. I want to tear something apart." Said the one with the red mask.

"When do you never want to tear something apart, Raph?" Asked the one with the purple mask.

"What are those?" Zim questioned Gaz softly.

"They look like turtles." Gaz shrugged it off. "DIB! Come down here! There's trouble!" Looking back to Zim who cringed at her yelling, she stroked his face. "Sorry about that."

Rushed footsteps came with Dib holding a weapon of his own. "What is it, Ga... What the hell?" Eyes bulging out at the turtles in front of him, he gaped for a second before recovering. "You are those turtles I heard about from the Eyeball network. What are you all doing here?"

All four turtles glanced at one another uncomfortably as they lowered their weapons. "Traveling." Answered the purple masked one lamely.

"Donnie." It was a warning tone from the one in the blue mask. "Yeah we heard of the Swollen Eyeball people. Are you one of them?"

"Yes, yes I am. My name is Dib. This one here is my sister, Gaz and the idiot holding her is Zim." Dib was prideful till the part he introduced, Zim.

"Well you guys aren't as annoying as Bishops people." The blue masked one cleared his throat. "I'm Leonardo or Leo for short. The one with the red mask is Raphael, purple mask is Donatello, and the one in orange is Mikey."

Walking over to Zim, Mikey studied his appearance. "Dude, you're green." Looks over at Gaz. "You're a babe."

Sneering at him, Zim pushed him away. "You are just as green as me and Gaz is mines."

"Bummer."

"Mikey get your shell back over here." Raphael shouted out.

"Hey! Where did your brother go?" Leo wondered seeing the one in glasses disappear.

As if on queue, Dib came running back down with his camera with Tak coming back down as if bored. "This'll be great!"

"Oh no. No, no, no, no." Quickly Raphael snagged the camera away from him. "No pictures. We have to stay underground."

"But you aren't underground." Zim pointed out.

"Well not now, but we will be soon." Donnie countered back happily.

"Fine! I won't take any pictures, but can I have my camera back?" Dib inquired with his palm held out.

Questioning Leo with just one glance, Raphael tossed his camera back. "One picture and I will pound you."

Looking at his camera, Dib pouted just a bit. "Ugh. First Zim and now this."

Gaz's eyes started darting around. "What now?" She questioned softly.

Everyone's attention went to her the second she said that about to wonder what she meant when some burst through the wall over the television. The Turtles posed with their weapons again while Dib, Gaz and Tak weren't bothered. Zim though just looked irritated.

"Oh, hey Danny." Dib greeted casually as landed on the ground nearest him.

"Hey. Hey, Gaz." Danny waved over at him.

"Hey." Gaz greeted back nudging Zim to stop his growling.

"Uhhh what is going on here?" Questioned Leo.

Dib smiled over at him letting out a small chuckle. "Just a normal day around here."

"This is normal?"

Shaking his head, Donnie couldn't believe Leo would think that. "Oh yes and battling foot soldiers, aliens that look like brains, and tons of other mutants is normal?"

"Forgot the Krang were here." Tak commented lightly. "They are uglier then Zim here."

"HEY! I'm perfection." Zim corrected her before pointing at her. "She's an alien too."

"Really? Where are you from?" Mikey questioned wishing to poke Zim.

"Irk."

"And I battle ghosts." Danny offered with a shrug before changing into his normal self.

"Yowza!"

Shocked, Gaz, Zim and Dib turned their heads at the same time to Tak who was walking closer to Danny. "Tak." Dib gently took her hand.

Blinking, Tak stopped walking. "Did I say that out loud?"

Giggling, Gaz hid her smile against Zim's chest. "Oh yes you did."

Scratching the back of his neck in some nervousness, Danny smiled over at Tak. "Uhhh thanks."

"Those eyes."

"Tak!" Dib didn't want to act like this, but how was he supposed to act?

"Now you know how I was." Gaz mentioned to her.

"Mmmmmhmmmmm." Tak blushed under Dib's gaze. "Sorry."

Growling, Zim sneered at Danny who was just studying him curiously. Gaz though took him by the chin to direct his attention to her. "I love your natural eyes the best, Zim. So stop that petty jealousy."

"Then Zim is superior."

All four of them stood there watching this exchange shuffled their feet knowing it was their time to go at best. "Well... It was nice meeting you, glad no one needs help. Better head back now. So bye." Giving his brothers a signal, Leo and his brothers disappeared.

"Ha. They are real." Danny smiled at the now empty doorway making himself useful by closing it. "So what else is going on with you guys?" Looks back over to Zim. "Chill. I don't make moves on anyone who is not available."

"Yeah well you better not or I'll... Put you in a room with a moose!" Zim shouted out.

Giving him a queer look, Danny turned his attention back to Dib. "It was a really big moose." Dib told him with lackluster results. Hearing Tak purring next to him, Dib once again gave her a look.

Stopping from her purr, Tak cleared her throat. "But you are still incredibly tall." She informed him with a goofy grin.

Gaz couldn't help but turn around so she was now leaning again, Zim. "I'm now very amused today."

"You and violence and crap like this." Dib accused his sister.

Shrugging, Gaz ran her hand down the side of Zim's leg that no one could really see since it was out of sight. That made Zim happy. "See why Zim and I are so right for one another." She decidedly said.

"You ok, Dib? You look like you are about to explode over there?" Danny wondered coming closer to him.

"No, I'm past that, but I'm curious who else will stop by. The cast of Scooby Do or The Smurfs. Kim Possible?" Dib rubbed only one of his temples while still holding Tak's hand with the other.

"That is just ridiculous, Dib. You know those are all cartoons. This is real life." Gaz sniffed the air before smirking at her disturbed brother.

Hearing the door open in the kitchen, Danny peered over to see two individuals that looked more out of place than Zim himself. His only question was this; Should I go ghost or not?

Gaz gazed over at Dib. "That isn't dad. The door didn't slam against the wall like usual." She pointed out.

Separating from her, Zim walked over to where Danny was to see two of the most horribly disguised aliens ever. "You again?" Placing his hands on his hips, he walked over to them. "Don't you ever give up?"

"Uhhh we don't know what you are talking 'bout. We are just two tourists... Looking for directions." Came one of them wearing a flower dress.

Dib, Tak, Gaz and Danny crowded the doorway to gawk at the new interlopers before falling down in laughter. Zim turned his head to regard them laughing, smiling himself, he turned back to them.

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Look." Rolling his eyes before puffing some air into his mouth, Zim held it in to stop himself from laughing himself. Letting the air out, he continued. "You abducted me last time. Poorly I might add. I still see your floating ship plainly over this house."

"Ohhhhh that's not a ship, that's our ve-hic-le." The other said using a poor pronunciation on the word vehicle.

Running over to the window over the sink to look out, Gaz and Dib fell over laughing. Tak came over to look herself just to stare at the morons that stood there. "You've got to be kidding me?"

"I thought messaging was getting out of hand." Gaz leaned against her brother laughing. "This is just plain stupid."

Danny went ghost to go up through the house to get a plain shot of what they were laughing at just wondering one thing until it happened. "Gross." Making a face, he went back down.

Meanwhile Dib and Gaz were making jokes about their ship's disguise that tears were coming down their faces. "Oh god. What's next? Is it gonna drop a giant deuce?" Dib asked leaning forward.

Crossing her arms, Tak just smiled at her boyfriends reaction offering a look to Zim. "I think these twos are the stupidest aliens I have ever met, Zim."

"Yep. Better watch it or they'll fuse you with another being." Zim warned with a waggle of his finger. "With duct tape to your head."

"Are you serious?"

"Yep, they attached a hamster to my head with duct tape." Zim replied dryly. "Makes your brain melt just thinking about it, eh?"

Tak nodded her head watching Danny come back into the kitchen. "That ship of theirs wanted to be so accurate that it dropped a huge cow patty on someone's neonic green house." Danny said casually.

Glaring at the aliens in front of him, Zim drew his weapon at them. "WHAT?1?! I will destroy you!"

In mid laughter, Dib had a hard time catching his breath. "Don't... Have a... Cow *snicker* man."

Eye twitching from that from the Dib-stink, Zim thought that was the least of his problems. "Leave." He ordered the aliens.

"But we just want..." They began again bringing out one of their feelers towards him.

Growling to the point of even Dib, Gaz, Tak and Danny halted their actions to regard Zim with a tiny bit of fear since it sounded like a lion mated with a T-rex, and it mutated into Zim as he did a warning shot between them.

"Leave." Zim was hissing so low that the aliens took several steps out of there before retreating back to their ship. Still angry, he called up the Computer to get Gir to help with cleaning up the base. "I guess I'll see you later, Gaz. If that is all right?"

Standing up, Gaz wiped a few tears away from her as she went up to him. "It's fine." Bringing him down, she kissed him before whispering something to him before taking a step back.

Smiling at what she told him, Zim grinned at her. "Can't wait to see you later, little Gaz."

"What did you say to him?" Dib wondered.

Watching Zim actually skipping down the sidewalk, Gaz smiled at her goofy Irken. "That is between us, Dib."