To: PurpCascade1
From: Randomaddrss70
Subject: Your bonehead brother
Hey Gaz,
I believe I saw more of you even if you did spend time with Zim, then your own brother.
I didn't mind Danny being around and I found it laughable that Dib was jealous of him but seriously?
I expected Dib to want to crawl into bed with him with all the time he spent with him. He went into that Ghost Zone so many damn times
Is it acceptable if I turned him into a hot dog?
Tak
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To: Randomaddrss70
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Subject: Your bonehead brother
Well if you talked to my brother and he still continued that then it is acceptable to turn him into a hot dog.
But if you didn't talk to my brother then it is time you do.
Me
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To: PurpCascade1
From: Randomaddrss70
Re: Re: Subject: Your bonehead brother
Yes I talked to him, but his hand did that annoying wave around thing before he took off.
I'm turning him into a hot dog then.
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To: Randomaddrss70
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Re: Re: Subject: Your bonehead brother
Just turn him into bologna. Zim will give you the formula for that, I'm sure.
Dib still has memories of that incident.
Or introduce him to Nny, he'll love that.
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To: PurpCascade1
From: Randomaddrss70
Re: Re: Re: Re: Subject: Your bonehead brother
Nny? Who or what is that?
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To: Randomaddrss70
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Subject: Your bonehead brother
Attachment sent (Download file)
Here you go and I'll chat with you once you get it.
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Looking over the file, Tak's eyes perked up before she threw her body back with laughter. This was perfect.
Randomaddrss70: Where did you get that?
PurpCascade1: None other than swiping it off his computer
Randomaddrss70: Nice
(PurpCascade1 to Randomaddrss70 in private: The boys will be in soon so I'll say this in private. He is hot in person, isn't he?)
(Randomaddrss70 to PurpCascade1 in private: Your brother is good looking, but so is this guy.)
(PurpCascade1 to Randomaddrss70 in private: Well you won't catch me drooling over my brother. Yuck.)
(Randomaddrss70 to PurpCascade1 in private: I know, but dump Zim, go out with him and tell me what he's like.)
(PurpCascade1 to Randomaddrss70 in private: I won't, but if it doesn't work out with Dib, there's Danny.)
(Randomaddrss70 to PurpCascade1 in private: There's an idea.)
Almtymasta69 and MothmanAgt1 has entered the room
(PurpCascade1 to Randomaddrss70 in private: I swear it sounds like a flipping butler; So and so has entered the room.)
*DING DONG*
PurpCascade1: What the hell is up with that ding dong sound?
Randomaddrss70: That means the ding dongs have arrived.
PurpCascade1: Next one of them will want fellatio
MothmanAgt1: Seriously, Gaz? Also that wasn't me.
Almtymasta69: I discovered more things on this chatting thing.
*MOOOOOO*
PurpCascade1: Why would anyone need that?
Almtymasta69: Pray that Gir doesn't get on here to discover these sounds because I see a pig one.
PurpCascade1: There's a way of clearing out a room then.
Randomaddrss70: You think?
PurpCascade1: Although it is hard to ignore the little guy.
Almtymasta69: I miss my little Gaz already.
PurpCascade1: Miss you too.
MothmanAgt1: Can't wait to graduate because I miss Tak.
Randomaddrss70 has left the room
MothmanAgt1: Why did she leave?
Almtymasta69: She might of been overwhelmed by my Zimness.
PurpCascade1: You used your name as an adjective? Your ego has no limits
MothmanAgt1: Gaz? Do you know why she left?
PurpCascade1: Where is that shrugging gesture on here? Oh well, imagine me shrugging here.
Glancing over to an incoming message, Gaz opened it.
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To: PurpCascade1
From: Randomaddrss70
Subject: Argh
Sorry guess my anger got to me way too soon so I had to leave.
I'm sorry if he is asking you questions.
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To: Randomaddrss70
From: PurpCascade1
Re: Subject: Argh
He is, but I just gave him a non-committal gesture.
Sorry about all this.
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Unhappy, Tak stood up to stretch herself not realizing she had a visitor till she turned around. "Did I tell you I live here?" Funny how that question was more to herself than to her visitor.
Changing back to normal, Danny took in her real appearance kinda enjoying the curly antennas. "Dib mentioned it as he babbled on."
Tak huffed in annoyance at his name. "My... I guess boyfriend... He's worse than one of those gossiping females."
Making a face at her attitude, Danny wondered if this was such a good idea in coming. "Yeah he gushed about you some. Though I can tell that you were... How can I say this?"
"I'm pissed at him. First he gets upset at me because of how I acted. I did apologize, but then I get completely ignored the entire time he is on break from school!" Tak stomped a bit away before turning to face him. "I'm not angry at you. Just at him. Actually I'm just hurt. I'm happy that he loves his passions, and you are a nice human, but I just felt ignored entirely."
"For some reason my friend, Sam thought I should come talk to you, and I guess say sorry for monopolizing him. I mean I'm not fond of the whole, let me study you to a crazy extent, but he seems cool." He explained.
Smiling at him, Tak heard her phone go off making her walk over to hit 'Ignore' on it before turning back to him. "That was him. I'm too angry with him to speak. I don't want to go all Invader on his butt."
"Best to calm down before speaking to him."
"You are pretty cool for a human. Nice eyes too." Tak didn't mean to blurt the last part out, but was grateful to him laughing nicely to that. She noticed that when Danny was nervous he scratched the back of his neck. That was similar to what Dib does.
"I think your eyes are cool."
MothmanAgt1: She's not answering her phone
PurpCascade1: I wish I knew what to say, Dib
MothmanAgt1: I think you know what's going on, Gaz. Tell me please.
PurpCascade1: Dib that is between you and her.
Almtymasta69: Sooo Dib-stink, what did you do on your break while I was with your sister?
MothmanAgt1: Well you know what happened at the house with all four of us there. Later I spent time with Danny in the Ghost Zone. It was pretty cool
Almtymasta69: And was Tak there with you? Did she enjoy the zonie thingie?
MothmanAgt1: Tak was...
Almtymasta69: Tak was what?
PurpCascade1: Realization in 3-2-1
MothmanAgt1: I spent all my time with him and not with her. Oh I'm the worst boyfriend ever
MothmanAgt1: Did you know, Zim?
Almtymasta69: No I was just how you humans say, making small chat
PurpCascade1: Small talk, but close enough, Zim.
PurpCascade1: Now you know why. Time to rectify this yourself, Dib
MothmanAgt1: Oh I have to, but I don't know how. I don't want to do it over the phone or on here. This should be in person.
Almtymasta69 has left the room
MothmanAgt1: Where did he go?
PurpCascade1: Are you going out with him because as far as I'm aware I'm the one in that relationship.
PurpCascade1: I know what happened to him. Told me not to say a word.
MothmanAgt1: Ugh she still isn't answering. Why?
PurpCascade1: Be happy that she isn't at the extent to what I did with Zim. Also who knows, but Nny might be around
MothmanAgt1: What?! Why would you mention that name?
PurpCascade1: I gave her a file because she wanted to turn you into a hot dog
MothmanAgt1: Man I'm really screwed now
Suddenly flustered, Tak wanted to say something more to him when she saw the unmistakable form of a large white rabbit walking on its hind legs as if it was human. "Do you see that?"
Coming over to her side, Danny noticed the rabbit dressed pretty formal looking. "We should be use to strange things by now, correct?"
"Yes."
Nose twitching, it lifted a pocket watch from its waist coat. "Oh dear. Oh dear, I'm late. I'm late for a very important date." It spoke nervously before scampering off.
"Mimi." Tak called out in a shocked tone. "Follow that rabbit and see where the heck its going."
Nodding her head, Mimi away.
"Still the lamest thing I know in my life is, Zim." Tak spit out randomly.
Laughing, Danny waved that off. "Seriously he isn't lame. I should show you the Box Ghost. He's not frightening at all. He is just sad."
"Seeing that you are part ghost that means you have more choices on who to date. Living or non-living."
"Ah, but still not less confusing on either front." Danny pointed out.
Meanwhile in his room, Dib had a knock at his window. Hoping it wasn't that peeping Tom again, his eyes widened to see Zim out there in his Voot. "Whoa, you crazy?"
"That's up for debate. Climb in worm baby." Zim answered. Waiting for him to be fully inside, he took off.
"Thanks Zim."
Shrugging, Zim wasn't going to respond as he passed by three people hunting for vampires in a graveyard.
As for Gaz, she leaned back staring at her latest guest in her apartment shortly after Dib logged off. "You must be the Grim Reaper. Why the hell are you here?"
"Be happy its me alone. The girl is evil in her own making and the boy... The boy is uhh special." Grim told her as he studied the girl sitting in front of him.
"Are you going to tell me I'm evil and blah blah blah. I've heard it all and I don't care."
Crouching down, Grim smiled at her. "Yes, you and your boyfriend should visit the Underworld with me one day."
"Why?" Gaz was interested, but at the same time didn't care.
"You'll see your true roots there, child."
Gaz was bored. "If I wanted to know I would of searched already. Don't you think?"
Taken aback by the question, Grim stood up. "Uhh, I guess."
"Well then... Go back to those pests you have to deal with, I have enough headaches right now." Standing up, she opened up her window with the snap of her fingers. "I know that isn't how you got in, but you can see your way out."
To say, Grim wasn't impressed was putting it mildly. He liked this girl.
Dropped off outside her base, Dib waved at Zim as he rushed inside only stopping for a few seconds to see a tea party going on in the corner being held by someone with an oversized hat on. Shaking his head, Dib continued stopping when he heard two sets of voices. One from Tak and the other Danny. Why was he here? Walking over quietly, he listened in on them.
"I love him. I just was hurt. He's here for a week long break and I think I get to spend more than one day with him, and it was a total let down. Just remember I'm not mad at you, Danny." Tak felt like saying it all over again. She was obsessing.
"I know and you know why I'm here."
"You are pretty decent."
"Tak." Dib came forward wishing he got her flowers or something. "I came all this way, in person, to apologize to you for ignoring you. You said something to me and I still ignored you. I don't blame you if you wanted to hit me."
Looking between Dib and Tak, Danny placed a gentle hand on Tak's shoulder. "Now you know you can talk to me too."
"I do. Thanks. Have fun avoiding that lame ghost." Tak softly told him.
"I try. I really do try." He groaned. "Talk to you some other time, Dib."
Waiting for him to leave, Dib closed the distance between them. "Do you want to hit me?"
"I did want to sic someone after you."
"Yeah, Gaz told me who. Zim brought me here on his own with no urging from Gaz." Taking her hand, he stroked her with his fingers. "Tak, I love you and I'm sorry I hurt you."
Tak wrapped her arms around him. "I'm glad you said this in person, Dib. Means a lot. I love you."
"I'll graduate soon and you can have me. Perhaps share the same bed every night." Dib kissed the top of her head.
"That's nice." Listening to his heartbeat, Tak was reminded of something. "There was a large white rabbit dressed up that pulled out a pocket watch complaining he was late and left. I had Mimi take off after him, but nothing so far."
"It will be safe to assume that you don't know anything about the tea party happening on the other side of your base." Dib informed her.
Separating from him, her antennas perked up slightly while her eyes narrowed. "Show me."
"At the tea party there is a strange guy with a large hat, a blonde girl, a ratty looking rabbit, and a mouse." Taking her hand he led her off as she took out her weapon posing it for attack. As Dib kept leading her, he added, "Our lives are indeed very strange, but certainly exciting."
"Shh Dib. First we get rid of these trespassers and than we celebrate this punishment of them by us mating afterwards."
The interesting relationship dynamics when you date outside your own species, especially when it's an Irken, Dib thought.
Alice in Wonderland invaded Tak's base. How nifty. What could of brought that on? Also I'm running on empty here so will most likely do a more verbal dialogue chapter again.
My plot is this. It is just nothing but WTF going on in the IZ universe.