Chapter 22: C***blockers (sorry for harsh title)

A/N: First of all, my apology for had delayed the update way too long. Really sorry for all those who had followed. I hope you enjoy this chapter.

"Mom, I'm really sorry for screaming at you last night. As a token of apology, I would like to serve you the best dinner you going to have," Kane stated as he carried a plate of roast beef and placed it in front of Stephanie. "My honor to cook for my family tonight," He smiled.

"You did not burn anything back there? " Stephanie eyed the beef suspiciously. Kane laughed, blowing a kiss on his mother's head. He had vowed to hold back his temper tonight.

"If I did, Dad would have tie me in the basement," He joked. "I'm serious. This is Vickie's recipe," He said, sitting down beside Randy.

"Looks delicious," Hunter commented as he stared at the meal, sincerely impressed with his eldest son's culinary skills. Kane always love to cook, there were few times he occasionally helped Vickie in the kitchen.

"Come on guys, dig in." Kane urged. "This is my last supper before I go to military school next week," He added with another grin. Seth and Randy swapped looks, but eventually nodded.

"Speaking of military school , we had booked your flight ticket." Stephanie announced, but Kane did not flinch in anger like he always did everytime she brought up a subject he hates.

"Cool. I was supposed to meet Steve at the airport or what?" Kane asked casually. Hunter , who was slicing the beef in his plate, was perplexed by Kane's calm reaction. This is weird, he thought. Kane was astonishingly cool tonight. Was it because he was happy he had reunited Dean with his father or he had something plotted ? He glanced at Stephanie, who glanced at him back, obviously were thinking the same thing.

"Yes, Kane. He would be picking you up, " Hunter confirmed anyway.

"Wow,this is rad," Randy said as he took the first bite. "Much better than Vickie,"

"Yeah," Seth agreed, also enjoying the meal. "Kane could be a chef ,"

Hunter and Stephanie were hesitated , but as they could not deny what Randy and Seth said, the roast beef Kane made was indeed appetizing. Kane watched in delight as his family feasting on the meal, legitimately enjoying the scrumptious dinner he had prepared himself. I really could be a skilful chef after this, he thought to himself.

Enjoy the last supper, Kane wickedly smirking as he evaluated the success of his evil scheme of the night. I'm so going to the farewell party, he thought.

2 hours later

"Mark, I'll be over there in ten minutes," Kane informed Mark as he spoke on the phone, jogging downstairs in excitement. "They all had fell asleep."

"Sweet," Mark slurred in the phone. Kane could hear the noisy background of people screaming and singing. "I take it you overdosed them with your roast beef?" He laughed.

"Well, it's like a rape date," Kane chuckled, "But I don't roofie them, that would be sick. I just put them to temporary unconscious state."

"Okay, Mr. Pharmacist, Be right here quick. Layla is waiting for you," Mark laughed again.

"Cool. Tell her I'll be right there," Kane grinned. He hung up the phone and placed it back into his pocket , heading towards the door. As soon as he pulled it open, he was overwhelmedly shocked to see someone he recognized quite well was standing in the doorway.

The bald headed man of his father's age, with quite tall and muscular, well-built body and tough figure , a.k.a Mr. Steve "Stone Cold" Austin was there in flesh, and he was carrying a luggage with him. Kane was extremely thunderstruck with what he saw, briefly wondering if he was dreaming and he actually fell asleep earlier. He could not believe it. It was really Steve Austin, his father's longtime childhood friend who was supposed to meet him in the military school next week!

"Sssss Steve?" Kane stuttered out,still reeling from the shock he's having. Please don't let this happen to me! He mentally cried. He knew whatever it was, this means something was not going to be good. Something is going to get ugly, he could tell.

"Wow Kane. You grown up so fast," Steve calmly greeted with a menacing smile. The last time he saw Kane, the boy was ten years old and he had not meet his old friend' s family since.

"W-What are you dong here? Dad did not say anything about you coming?" Kane asked, moving aside as Steve made his way inside with his luggage.

"I did not tell him. I want to surprise you guys," Steve said, glancing all around the house. "Where are they? " He asked, realizing the mansion was awfully quiet.

"Uhh.. My parents are sleeping. And so are my little brothers," Kane replied nervously.

"Sleeping?" Steve raised his eyebrow as he checked his watch. "wasn't it too early? And besides tomorrow is weekend, why did they retire so early?"

"I..I..umm..Maybe they are tired," Kane shrugged, but he felt his knees were shaking. If there was one thing he would rather die than to admit, he was literally afraid of Steve.

"Tired?" Steve asked again, then eyeing Kane suspiciously. "What about you? You look like you are going somewhere," He guessed. Something was not right, he thought. Hunter texted him last week saying his eldest son was grounded before they had decided to dump him into the military school.

"I...I..umm..I was going to the drugstore nearby. Mom asked me to buy some stuff." Kane quickly lied. "I'll see you around Steve? You can use our guest room upstairs," He made a quick attempt to please the older man.

"Not so fast." Steve quickly grabbed Kane's arms as the teenager was about to make escape attempt. Kane grimaced as he felt Steve's strong hands crushing his small arms.

"Your father said you were grounded. And here tonight you are going somewhere while your family slept early on weekend night." Steve growled. "Tell me what is going on here Kane? Hunter said you are a bag of shenanigan, so, what exactly you are planning?"

Kane groaned. "Why is everybody always accusing me of plotting a scheme? There was nothing, Steve. I swear. I just going to grab stuff for my mom. If she wakes up tomorrow and did not find the thing she wanted me to buy, she would literally kill me,"

"Nice try." Steve snickered. "I don't buy any of your shit. If anything Hunter ever told me, is that you are full of tricks, and I'm not going to fall for down." He demanded.

"Whoa, hold on for a second." Kane held up his hand. "You have no right to tell me what to do. At least for now."

"Yes, I do. " Steve said. "You might be starting military school next week, but since I'm here, your lesson beginning tonight, and my first rules here, you are going to obey every word I told you."

"You-" Kane tried to object but he was cut off immediately.

"Uhuh. No talking back to me. " Steve snapped. "And secondly, since you are apparently were grounded, I will continue your punishment and that means, you are not allowed to go anywhere tonight. I don't know why your parents are sleeping early tonight, but I'm pretty sure Hunter would honor me to look after you on behalf of him and Steph."

"Bullshit!," Kane yelled." You have no fucking rights to order me around just because you showed in my house in the middle of the night. I don't care if you are the head of the school I'm going, my obligation towards you start when I'm in the fucking school, not in my house!"

"You dare? You dare talking to me like that? I'm going to whip your ass the second you planted your feet there!" Steve shouted back. "In fact, I'm going to do that right now. No wonder your parents were sick of you!"

"Oh what you going to do to a 16 year old teenager, Mr. Stone Cold Steve Austin? You literally are going to whip my ass? Huh? " Kane countered, although deep down , he was trembling in fear, but he was not going to show it. "What? You gonna quote your 3:16 verse? Coz you said so? "

It was a thing Hunter told Kane once , a story of how badass Steve was in the military school he was ruling.

"Oh yeah," Steve smirked, " I'm literally going to whip your ass. Now I give you an option, either you be a good boy and sit your ass down , or I'll have to resort to hard way. And I'm not kidding, boy," He warned.

Kane gulped, swallowing his own saliva and he hated to admit it, he was really were intimidated, no matter how much he tried to brace himself. He had heard the notorious urban legend of the man from the military school in front of him, and he knew better than to mess with Steve Austin.

He doubted if he should give Mark a call and tell him he had to cancel the trip. He could not afford to deal with Austin right now, but he felt really sad to have to miss the party after all the plans he had made. He had successfully laid Stephanie and Hunter out, he was only one step ahead of the whole plan and then this motherfucker had to appear and raining on his parade.

Kane inhaled a deep breath as he retreated behind and slowly went to sit in the couch. Struggling to keep himself calm and in his mind, trying to figure out of something to keep Austin from blocking his way. Breath and think of something, he mentally urged himself.

Steve grinned satisfiedly as he stared at the defeated Kane slouching in the couch, knowing the younger boy was freaked out . He had suspected there was something the mischievous boy was up to, and he wondered what Kane had done to his parents and brothers. He would find it out, he was determined.

"Don't tell me you murdered your parents up there and planning to sell this house," Steve began, but Kane was not amused by the corny joke.

"Good. Now apparently I'm a psychopath killer," Kane retorted.

"You can never tell," Steve shrugged, " Teenager nowadays are much dangerous than terrorist. Do you have beer in your fridge? "

"Dad does not drink cheap beer." Kane growled. "We only had expensive wine."

"The perks of being filthy rich," Steve scoffed, "Wine would do, " He grinned. "Now go and get me a glass of it," He ordered.

"Do you think I'm your fucking waiter or something?" Kane rolled his eyes.

"I think you are much like a waterboy. You gotta learn to respect me and behave your attitude, boy. Now go and fetch the wine for me before I knock your pretty face out," Steve said.

Angrily, Kane stood up and stomped to the kitchen. I'm so going to kill him, he thought grimly as he headed into the kitchen. Pulling out his phone, he began to try typing some text to inform Mark the current situation he was dealing with.

MARK, WE HAVE PROBLEMS. THERE WAS A C***BLOCKER. I NEED SOME IDEA ASAP, IT WAS STEVE AUSTIN, HE CAME UNANNOUNCED AND HE HELD ME GROUNDED HERE. HELP

Kane hit send and then he took out a bottle of Stephanie's wine, and grabbed an empty glass before he went back to Steve in the hall room.

He put the glass on the coffee table and poured some of the wine . "There you go." He said with a sulk as he pushed the glass to Steve.

"Thank you," Steve chuckled before he took a sip of the alcohol. At the same time, Kane's phone beeped ,indicating a new notification. "Busy night,huh? " He teased as he watched Kane reading the message and typing a reply on the screen.

FUCK! WTF HE'S DOING THERE? - Mark

HE WANT TO SURPRISE MY PARENTS. I CANNOT GO ANYWHERE, HE RESTRAINED ME HERE,- Kane replied. He looked up from his phone and glared at Steve.

"None of your fucking business." Kane growled again.

"Okay." Steve shrugged nonchalantly. "Since we are here, why don't we have an adult conversation? You know, man on man talk,"

"I don't like talking to you." Kane snapped harshly, his phone beeping again to indicate a new message from Mark. He read the message.

CAN YOU MAKE HIM EAT SOMETHING? GIVE HIM THE LEFTOVER OF THE SPIKED DINNER?- MARK

IT WAS FINISHED. THEY SWEPT IT CLEAN- Kane replied.

"Well then, " Steve bemused for awhile, thinking of something else to say when they heard the doorbell rang. Both he and Kane simultaneously looked up in surprise. Kane was even more perplexed. Who else were coming? He wondered. Giving Steve one last glare ,he reluctantly stood up and walked towards the door to open it.

The night could not be getting worse for Kane.

It was his grandparents, Vince and Linda were outside with some presents in their hands, most probably toys and gifts for Randy and Seth, their favorite grandsons. Kane could tell there was nothing for him.

"Great. Just fucking great." He grumbled as he stepped aside to let Vince ,(who was staring at Kane with his usual despise look) and Linda in. Now it was maybe time to let Mark know he might not be going to the party at all.

"It was really quiet here, "Linda commented. "Where are your parents Kane? And Seth and Randy? Are they going out or something?" She asked gently.

"They were sleeping." Kane replied briefly. Meanwhile, Vince ,who spotted Austin in the couch, walked up to him.

"Steve, right? Hunter's friend?" Vince asked, because he still recognized Steve who used to attend his daughter's wedding years before.

"Yes, Mr McMahon . Right. Steve," Steve answered cordially, shaking the old man's hands. "It's a pleasure to meet you again. "

"Me too, "Vince said, glancing all around the house. "Kane, where the hell are the others?" He asked, expecting to see at least his favorite grandson Seth.

"They were sleeping, "His wife said. "Strange,it's still early and tomorrow was Sunday,"

'I'm wondering the same things too, " Steve smirked as he looked at Kane.

I'm so fucked, Kane thought in remorse as he heard his phone beeping again , a new text from Mark was coming.

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