Let's get right into it...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Boondocks!

"Jazmine? Jazmine!" Huey calls, coming up after speaking to his daughter, Valerie, on the subject of Jazmine herself.

"Yah?" She asks, finishing what she was doing, and turning around with a mug of tea intact.

"What do you want to know?"

"Huh?"

"What do you want to know?" Huey repeats himself, and Jazmine gives him a look with only a hint of confusion this time. "You missed a lot."

"Well, tell me it all."

"I'm not sure if I even remember it all."

"Oh, come on, Huey! You have the best memory out of anyone I've ever met. Just give me a quick summary or something." Huey pauses to think, then sighs, signaling he's giving in.

"Let's go outside first, though."

"So, start from when you were 13. Well, when we were 13. After I left."

"After you left, Hiro came. His parents were both crack addicts and got arrested, and no one else could take him, except for Caesar's family. So, they did. Hiro was a tech genius. Probably still is; I don't talk to him as often. But he sure helped us do anything tech related in the time we spent together; from fake ID's for Riley to high school certificates for random people.

"Riley, being two years younger but always keeping up, began to date Cindy when he was 14 and the rest of us were 16. But he, of course, cheated on her, resulting in some damage in their relationship. She immediately got into a relationship with Hiro, but Caesar was upset because he had always liked Cindy. So, one day when Hiro was in the bathroom and Caesar and Cindy were alone, he told her that, and she began to laugh in his face. His comeback had to do with Riley, which made Cindy motivated to rekindle their original ride or die relationship. And she did just that.

"I began to date Ming randomly one day. I guess it was just mutual. But soon after, when Cindy came over to spend time with Riley, she got in the wrong bed and started kissing me. I guess she was cheating on Hiro with Riley or something. But, all the same, I felt like it was my responsibility. So I formally apologized and asked Cindy out, Hiro asked Ming out, they got married, we got married, and the rest is history."

"So Caesar was right..?" Jazmine says faintly, as if she's asking herself a question.

"Huh?" Huey questions her.

"Nothing," she says, running back into the Freeman household, in a manner she would do as a child.

Flashback

"Her love is like a drug," Caesar told Jazmine on their "date", of sorts.

"So you've been cheating Cindy on Huey? Or, you know what I mean."

"Nah, not me. Someone else," he says with a drug. "Guess I've just been told."

End of Flashback...

"Caesar! Caesar! You were right!"

"Right about what?" Caesar asks, turning around, hand on Huey and Cindy's bedroom door handle, as if he was just about to enter.

"What are you doing?"

"I was gonna see Cindy," Caesar responds casually.

"What? Why?"

"Hey, don't get suspicious now. You can go in for yourself if you really want to. But I warn you, it may or may not be disturbing. I never really know what she's doing in there."

"Fine. I will." Jazmine then enters the room, to find Cindy butt naked. Immediately following, she closes the door in a rush.

"Proceed," Jazmine tells him, rubbing her nose in a Huey-like manner. Caesar does so, but this time, Cindy's in a tan trench coat. Oh great, not this again, Caesar thinks.

He walks over to Cindy and hands her a wad of cash, consisting of 10 20dollar bills and a bag full of pasta and other foods. "This needs to stop, Cindy."

"You're not in charge of me, in case you need a refresher, Caesar."

"You know what? Just take care of yourself. Please," he says, looking right into her fierce eyes with his pleading ones.

"That's a job for my lover to do," she responds, the exact response he was fearing.

\-_-/

The back door and front door open at the same time; Huey and Jazmine coming through the front and Cindy coming through the back

"Hey, fam," Caesar greets from the living room. "I gotta bounce, but Valerie built something downstairs that she wants to keep in a safe place... So, that's up to you to figure out."

"Alright," Cindy smiles a bit, "Huey, I'm putting it in a sack in your office downstairs."

A/N: so, has anyone changed their mind? Is Riley lying about being in the army? (I know you haven't met Hiro but) is Hiro lying? Is Caesar lying, being Huey got the info from their childhood from Caesar? Tell me in reviews!