One Shot: "No Balls"

Jason stood in shock, unable to answer her. How was he supposed to? And in public, no less, where people could hear what was being said. And, why the fuck would she even ask him something like that to begin with. Which begs the question, did she actually ask him that at all? Maybe his subconscious was fucking with him? Or was it just something more simple like needing a hearing aid fitted?

"Well?" she raised an eyebrow

"Ummm..."

Letting out a loud and annoyed breath she repeated, "You need to see a doctor about an issue you have, right? So what have you got? Severe itching or is it a weird rash?"

"Uh...no, noth...ing" he stuttered with embarrassment, "like that"

Her face clearly showed shock, "Really?" after Jason shook his head she added, "Damn! I was so sure it was one of those things" placing an elbow on the counter she questions, "So it's burning then?"

Jason leaned in over the counter and whispered, "Why are you being like this?"

"Robin!"

She turned to see her friend arrive, "Oh hey, Elizabeth. Look who came in to see a doctor" thumbing in Jason's direction

Ignoring Jason, Elizabeth questioned curiously, "So why aren't you treating him?"

Placing a hand to the side of her jaw Robin whispers loudly, "I'm not qualified or familiar with his kind of problem"

"Seriously? What the hell is wrong with him?" they both look at a stunned Jason

Robin spoke up and explained, "Well its some kind of sexual disease, I got that much. I think it's causing a burning sensation or something, which is pretty common given his circumstances"

Elizabeth laughed, "Don't be stupid Robin! He doesn't have a sexual disease! He's here to get his balls sewn back on" looking at Jason she asked, "Am I right?"

Jason couldn't answer. He just stood wondering why these two were treating him like this. All he could focus on was Elizabeth's mouth. She kept calling his name as he watched her glossy lips move. The lips he wanted to touch with his fingers, his mouth and another body part which was causing him great pleasure in that moment. Jason couldn't believe how real it felt imagining her head in his lap. He stumbled back from the thought and dropped to the floor as his vision blurred. The next thing he knew Elizabeth's hand was on his stomach saying his name again and again. He had no control as he groaned loudly then let a moan of sexual relief as she faded from view

Jason jerked upright in a sweaty panic, "Oh, thank fuck!" he said aloud realising he had been dreaming

"You're welcome"

Jason pushed back against the headboard in shock before noticing his girlfriend kneeling on the bed, "What are you doing here?"

"I came to wake you up" she started crawling over to him, "And now that you are, we can continue what we were doing"

Before she could straddle him Jason jumped off the bed, "I can't. I have a meeting to get to" hurrying towards the shower

"I'll join you then"

"No" yelling back, "I'm already late as it is"

Closing the door, Jason quickly jumped in the shower and scrubbed himself clean knowing why he had the stupid dream now, it was an erotic dream but stupid none the less. He had doubts about his relationship, his subconscious was telling him something. It was telling him he shouldn't have taken back the cheating bitch. Deep down he always knew he should have gone after who he really wanted instead, Elizabeth.

Jason was an idiot, he knew that, and that's why he relented when his lying cheating girlfriend turned into a crazy stalker. He was a pussy who settled for the easy road instead of fighting back and trying to win Elizabeth over. A big stupid pussy with no balls, just like Elizabeth said in his dream

OOOOOOOOOO

Elizabeth was sitting on a sofa in the hospital waiting area relaxing on her break. She decided to put her feet up while snacking on an apple when Robin walked over

"Oooh! People watching" taking a seat next to her friend, "Just what I need after a four hour op"

"There hasn't been much traffic" Elizabeth informs taking another bite

"I have time" the doctor says retrieving a candy bar from her white coat

"Hey look, the black leather twins are here"

Looking over knowing who Elizabeth was refering to, Robin tells her, "I can never tell those two apart"

"Sam's the one with Jason's balls hanging from her neck" causing Robin to laugh out loud and start choking on a piece of chocolate. The nurse at the station look in their direction, as well as the twins at the counter. Jason made eye contact with Elizabeth and smiled, "Great!" she whispered to Robin, "Now he's coming over here because of you"

"Me!" whispering back, "You made me laugh. It's your fault. Oh look, his little mob moll is staring at you with her...Hi Jason"

"How are you Robin" he nods, "Hi Elizabeth"

"Hey" she returns, "How are you?"

Robin sat quietly while Jason and Elizabeth chatted. She was so disappointed with their situation. The two had an unusual relationship that started years before. Jason would always lean on Elizabeth as she would do the same when it seemed their lives were falling apart. From the outside looking in it would seem they were just friends but Robin knew better, she knew they were friends with benefits and deep feelings. Their friendship ran deeper than anybody would ever know. It was a deep eternal love that was so hidden to the world Robin had no idea if it would ever be able to surface from their own stupid fears. She had to stand back and watch Jason take back his cheating whore while Elizabeth cried on her shoulder promising she'd never let him in to her heart again. Robin's thoughts were interrupted when Jason's side kick approached them

"Jason, what's going on?"

Robin rolled her eyes and answered, "Ummm I think he's having a conversation with his two oldest friends" she says sarcastically

"About what?" she looks towards Elizabeth with a smirk while linking her arm in Jason's

Jason felt uncomfortable with the situation but became instantly stunned by Elizabeth's answer, "Oh you know...like getting unusual rashes and itching checked out regularly"

Robin laughed and choked again. She spat out her threatening piece of chocolate into her hand, "Damn it! I can never eat around you" tossing it in the trash nearby, "I give up" as she prepares to leave

"Make sure you get checked out Jason" Elizabeth chuckles following behind Robin, "See ya"

"Bitch" Sam mumbles as Jason gave her a threatening look, "What!? She was laughing at me! You never say anything to her"

"She was laughing at me"

"Pftt! She would never do that to you. She wants you and she knows she can't. That's why she's always a bitch to me"

Jason decided it was time to give up, literally, "No, I'm pretty sure she was laughing at me and for good reason. I'm done"

"You're done? With what exactly?" hoping he'd finally say he was done with Elizabeth

"I'm done being an idiot. I shouldn't have taken you back and that's why she..."

"What are you talking about?" Sam was shocked at his words

"Im talking about how I stupidly took you back" when Sam stepped back in shock as he continued, "so I missed my chance with Elizabeth because of that"

"Yooou really want her?" she started hyperventilating, "Over me?"

"Yes!" Jason with determination, "But first I need my balls back" then he left already with a plan in mind