No, folks, it's not an April Fools' joke...I've updated! Yikes, lmfao, I'm way behind, so the next few days should be packed with updates to get me caught up.

It hadn't been a week since the three students were expelled, and the entire school was already enraged. The Authority couldn't safely walk down the halls alone without being spat at. Students gathered in parking lots, booing in the gymnasium, even outside the Authority's classrooms to give them a piece of their mind. Stephanie didn't mind, though, she was only doing what was necessary for her father's school. Not to mention she rather enjoyed the attention. Her boyfriend, Triple H, walked her to her class. It was the last period of the day, the only class she was without him. History.

The crude stares of her angry classmates invigorated her, putting moxie in her stride. With her boyfriend on her arm and the entire school at her mercy once again, Stephanie felt like a queen. As she turned a corner, her heels clacking against the floor, she ran head first into a bumbling mob. Her husband dropped her arm and stepped towards them authoritatively.

"What's going on here?" Stephanie asked a beaming student.

"What do you mean? Daniel's back!"

Stephanie's heart dropped as she saw the little troll widely grinning as he shook hands with his friends. How could he have healed up so quickly? Hadn't he just left? The Authority wouldn't stand for this little goat-faced goblin to swoop in like a superhero. They needed to put an end to little Daniel Bryan, once and for all. The pair hid behind the corner, fiercely discussing a way to squash the bug.

"Steph, you and I both know Daniel's smarter than he looks. We can't let him screw this up."

"I know, I know, but we can't just expel him too, we can't do that."The two huddled together, half-joking in hushed voiced about possible assassins, before their trusted ally Kane trudged towards them.

"Stephanie, Triple H, how are you today?"

Stephanie still felt a little strange, collaborating with a man once known as the devil's favourite demon. Nonetheless, she was taught to never look a gift horse in the mouth. She smiled at the man, "We're doing alright. Listen, pal, do you remember when you first offered up your services to me?"

"Yes, of course."

"You said to me the monster was mine to control, correct?"

"Stephanie, what are you doing?" Hunter whispered.

"Correct." Kane confirmed.

"Well, I have a certain troll I'd like to you to erase."

Kane nodded his affirmations, understanding immediately. He turned the corner, and immediately Stephanie could hear the silence of the stunned students. They shouted as Kane landed the first blow, Daniel dropping to the ground like a stone. The two smiled as Kane viciously attacked the boy. They knew their classmates wouldn't intervene, they were simply too stupid to even think about it.

"Where the hell did he get that?" Stephanie asked her boyfriend as they saw a folding chair thrown towards them.

However, as Daniel fought back, they began to get worried. They could hear their monster losing with each grunt he let out. As Daniel let out one final hit, Kane toppled down, stumbling and falling around the corner. Stephanie looked at her boyfriend and he turned the corner, arms crossed.

"What the hell are you doing?"

The crowd seemed stunned, Daniel putting his arms down after clearly celebrating his victory. He looked down at Kane, groveling on the floor. He rubbed the back of his neck.

"Your first day back and you're already getting in a fight? Daniel, haven't you considered your health? You were just at the hospital and you're already back to roughhousing? And with one of my close friends and colleagues, Kane. This is unacceptable, and I feel I should punish you. This incident cannot be overlooked, and I feel the only way to help you learn your lesson is to take away your spot in the Royal Rumble Match."

"What? No way!"

"Daniel, listen, I don't want to have to do this, and I'm sure you don't want me to do this. So how about this, you stay on your best behaviour for the rest of the week, and you come to detention every day until Monday, and I'll consider reentering you."

"Dammit, fine, whatever. I'll do it."

"I don't like that attitude."

I'm sorry it's so short, but I'm really tired and I want to go to bed lmfao. More tomorrow!