Hello again, everyone. I tried to update as fast as possible.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroko no Basuke. Fujimaki Tadatoshi owns it.

Also, I believe that 'I' posted a review about praising my own writing. That was actually one of my very close friends who I decided to trust my secret identity with.
[Orangetabby101]: Well, here is the next chapter. :) [Aomine]: Thank you! That was really kind of you to say. Anyway, just to clear things up, all the members of the Generation of Miracles will go to the maid cafe, but I'm thinking of focusing on Kuroko for this one. I guess I can add a little bit of Kagami if you want? [Fan of the Fan]: I understand. The idea of Akashi in a maid outfit is just... [MangaFreakishOtaku]: Haha! Sorry for creeping you out! And thank you for calling that chapter great! [Letty-Chan19]: It's fine, and thank you! [Akiss]: I'm glad it is in your opinion! [ShiroNeko102]: Well, at the end of this, he will end up with somebody (and as the uke!) Just wait, it'll happen! Thank you for reviewing!
Okay, so, I'll just go along with the mood, whether or not I'm fangirling.

Class 1A's Maid Cafe

Seven days before the school festival.
"Sensei, I have already taken Akashi-kun's measurements."
"Alright. Akashi-kun, please come here."

"Six days before the school festival.
"Sensei, the maid costumes are ready. What is left is to find the necessary ingredients."

Five days before the school festival.
"Now, Akashi-kun, I'm in charge of making you look feminine, which you already do, so no worries."
Akashi looked away.

Four days before the school festival.
"Akashi-kun, can you try the outfit out? I just wanted to make sure it'll fit."

Three days before the school festival.
"What's going on over there?" a student of 1A asked.
By 'there', he meant almost the whole student population of class 1A.
"Ah, that is because - "

"Kyaa! Akashi-kun, you look so adorable in that outfit! Once we put on make-up, you'll look heavenly!"
"Oh, gosh, Akashi-kun, can I take a photo with you? You look so cute!"
The redhead was just there, graciously turning down requests while avoiding the frequent spurts of blood from the nose.
Poor guy.

Two days before the school festival.
"Akashi-kun, I know that you aren't the type, but do you know how to blush freely?"
"Yes, I do."
The same unnamed boy mentioned three days before the school festival sighed.
"Akashi's always stealing all the girls."
"Buddy, if you think just that, you're going down. Heck the girls, many of the boys are falling for his charm. I think that I am, too."

One day before the school festival.
"Everyone, set up the cafe!"

Zero days to the school festival.
"Apply some make-up there, here, and done! Ah, kawaii desu! I can't even tell you're a boy now!"
There was Akashi, standing in all his (maid) glory, wearing his (maid) outfit, his (maid) black with white trim one-piece dress with a full skirt above knee level, his (maid) ruffled half-white apron, with a (maid) ruffled headpiece, long black (maid) tights and (maid) high heels. (Everyone, salute to me! I had to research this, you know?)
Akashi shook his head. He would never understand the rationale behind why people derived happiness from his pain.

"Wahh! This place is so big -ssu!" It's pretty obvious that the only one who would end their sentences with '-ssu' is Kise, right?
"Shut up, Kise! You're so noisy!"
"I agree with Aomine for once. Keep that noisy mouth shut, Kise."
"That's way too mean, Midorima-cchi!"
"Kise-kun, they are right."
"No way! Kuroko-cchi, you too!?"
"Kise-chin, you're too noisy. I'll crush you."
"Hai..."
Settling themselves down at one of the tables of the already-crowded of Class A's crossdressing maid cafe, Kise raised an arm to order his food.

Meanwhile, Akashi's eye twitched. Why didn't they have anything better to do?
"Yoshinoya-san... Would my killing someone affect our class reputation?"
Raised eyebrows.
"Of course! Well, look at those four rainbow haired students over there. Aren't they part of your group? Why not go over there to serve them and set a good examples for the other students? More people are streaming in, you know?"
Well, in actual fact, there were five rainbow haired students, but we must not forget Kuroko's lack of presence.
Gritting his teeth in frustration, Akashi sighed ( Yes, both actions at the same time) and composed himself.
Akashi took one step towards the five rainbow haired teens. Then another. And another. And another, until he was right beside their table.

"Good morning. What can I get for you?"
Five heads, which mouths were previously engaged in a conversation, looked up.
"Ah, Miss, I would like to get three burgers, one red bean drink and a vanilla milkshake. Wait, don't you look familiar -ssu..."
"Yes, Miss, you look like someone I know... Who was it..."Aomine stroked his imaginary beard.
"Kise-kun, Aomine-kun, it is pretty obvious who that person is. Akashi-kun looks really cute, though."
"Aka-chin, can I hug you?"
" Akashi-cchi? Where? Wait, could it be... You..."
Akashi sighed.
"Akashi-cchi! You look so cute!"
Kise was just about to pounce on Akashi, but Kuroko had already made his move.
"Akashi-kun, can I ask you out for a date?" (KuroAka, folks. Happy now?)
"I suppose we could go somewhere after I finish my shift, Kuroko."
Wait. What. How. What. The. Akashi, you don't know the meaning of the word 'date', do you?
Four pairs of eyes were glaring at Kuroko, who was calmly pretending that he had not done or said anything.
Before Kise the loudmouth could protest, Akashi walked away, both to attend to another customer and to give their order to the kitchen.

"Good morning, sir. What can I get for you?"
"I think that I'll get ten hamburgers... desu."
Desu. Desu. Desu. Who says, 'desu'? Tiger. Taiga. Kagami Taiga.
Oh. My. Goodnees. What is he doing here? More importantly, what is going through my, the authoress's, head?
The answer is that Kagami came to Japan for an exchange programme. Therefore, he should be expected in the future chapters.
Flashing him a smile, Akashi turned around. Kagami blushed.
The Generation of Miracles, of course, would not let this slide.

"Ne, what is your name?"
"Taiga. Kagami Taiga."
"What is your relation with that guy over there. That one, attending to those people."
Aomine inverted his thumb and pointed to Akashi.
"Which guy?"
"That guy. Tell us or Murasakibara will crush you."

From the next table, Murasakibara waved.

"Which!?"
"That one in the maid outfit -ssu! That one with the red hair!"
"Wait. What. That... is a guy!?"
Aomine and Kise groaned.
Suddenly, a loud thud was heard, followed by the crashing of glass.
"Akashi-kun!"

"Why are you here anyway?!" Aomine asked.

"Hey! I'm worried, okay!? How would you feel if someone collapsed before your very eyes?" said Kagami.
The members of the Generation of Miracles were gathered in the infirmary, waiting for Akashi to wake up. You could tell that the 'thud' was him falling, I hope.
Then, the door creaked open.
"Doctor, how is Akashi-cchi!?"
" He is fine, and has only suffered a slight concussion, but..."
"But...?"
"He has amnesia."

"Akashi-kun. How are you?"
"I apologize, but do I know any of you?"

End. Yes, the end of the chapter. I know that this chapter was horrible, I apologize for that, but I wrote it over a long span of time. Therefore, my ideas are not linked up at all, and I have been so busy lately. Not only that, I have been aching to write another story, since I have ideas for it. Lots of ideas, actually. Also, I will not be posting answers to reviews on the chapter anymore. Instead, I will PM the person. The answers take up too much space. If I do not PM you, it will likely be that I did not see your message or have forgotten to do so. My apologies for potential errors! I didn't read in in detail!

Well, everyone, thank you for reading!