Helios: Welcome back folks! I'm running this event alone today, mostly because everyone else is in the hospital on account of me using plotkai! They should be back next chapter…
Honoka: Excuse me?
Helios: OH! I wasn't aware you were here!
Honoka: Well we are and Natsu is here too!
Helios: You mean that mummy thing?
Tanimoto: Mmfn! (Screw you all!)
Honoka: Today we are adding commentary!
Helios: Wha-
Honoka: On with the show!
Chapter 4
Love, shotguns, and complications!
(With a bonus commentary track!)
Tanimoto walked down the corridor of the upstairs section of the Shirahama household. He noticed one of the doors was ajar. He assumed it was Kenichi's room because it seemed seldom used.
You must be one of Kenichi's friends…
"Hmph! Like I would be friends with that idiot" he muttered as continued to Honoka's room
He eventually reached her room and simply stood at the door for a moment. He noticed her lying down in her bed, her head attempting to burrow into a pillow, at least from his point of view. Her drawer drew his attention, as he saw a photo of him. It was of one of their many "dates" they had over the years. All these thoughts took place in a span of one second.
"Honoka" he said
She turned her head and looked at him, her face red with embarrassment.
"Yeah" she whispered softly
"We need to talk" he said even softer
She didn't say anything so he continued
"Look what happened back there, it was an accident. I'm sorry, but I hope you can forgive me."
WOW that sucked, Tanimoto's conscience thought
I agree, Tanimoto's Yomi conscience retorted
Honoka simply looked at him for a while, her eyes never leaving his face. Feeling defeated Tanimoto turned to leave.
"Why are you sorry?"
Tanimoto froze in place.
"Why are you acting like you did something wrong?" said Honoka
"Because I took advantage of our friendship"
"But it didn't bother me"
What!
WHAT!!
"I mean I was confused at first, but I kind of enjoyed it"
Tanimoto wasn't sure if he was hearing her correctly.
"You serious?" he asked, with a little hope in his voice
"I've always liked you Tanimoto, so I'm actually happy you see me as a woman"
How could I not! Come here Honoka!
Shut up you horny bastard!
"I have always seen you as a woman, Honoka" Tanimoto said quietly
He finally turned to look at Honoka and noticed a mischieveous smile.
"Oh really, and now that you have robbed me of my first kiss, what are you going to do about it?"
"Uh…" was all Tanimoto could say
"Don't you like me Natsu-chan?" she asked sweetly
"Yeah, but wont it be kind of weird?"
"Not to me"
And at that Honoka walked up to Tanimoto. He was confused, well until she started kissing him. It seemed to go on forever, as cliché as that sounds. But really it was for around 3 seconds.
Honoka pulled away and began to talk.
"How about you take me to the fair on Sunday and we see how it works out?" she asked, the smile never leaving her face
"O-Okay" he stuttered
"Well then, you can go know, I am going to take a nap"
And with that she pushed him out of her room and closed the door in his face. He was confused but slightly overjoyed. His two sides were dancing the conga in his mind. As he walked down the sairs, with a small smirk on his face, he came face to face with Honoka's father.
"I would like to speak with you" Moto said quietly
It should be noted he had a shotgun in his hands
Well, we are screwed
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Honoka: wow you suck at dialogue
Helios: What!
Tanimoto: mnfmnf
Helios: is he okay?
Honoka: he is just a big baby. But that doesn't change the fact your dialogue is only slightly better than… something awful
Helios: Screw you!
Honoka: I still love you
Tanimoto: WHHT?
Honoka: I love you too
Helios: How is this commentary helping?
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Tanimoto found himself in Honoka's living room across from him, sitting in a leather chair, was Honoka's father. He wasn't the most intimidating man, but with a shotgun in his hands… well he wasn't really a threat, mostly due to the fact Tanimoto could now dodge bullets at this point in his training, but it was still unnerving.
"As I see it boy, you and Honoka seem to have some sort of relationship" Moto said
"Correct"
"And what are your intentions?" Moto said, while tightening his grip
"Nothing really. We are going to the fair and we will see where it goes from there"
Tanimoto thought it best if he was honest. God knows what possessed him to do that
"So you two haven't done anything?"
"No!" Tanimoto answered quickly
"Well in any case, I have something to say. If you do anything to hurt my little girl, I will kill you. That's all really. You can go!" Moto said grinning so similarly to Honoka, Tanimoto was scared to death
"Right, I will be seeing you" Tanimoto said hastily backing toward the door
"One more thing"
Tanimoto turned and listened
"You know Kenichi right?"
"Yes" Tanimoto said bitterly
"Could you ask him to visit more? He rarely does and his mother and I miss him" Moto said sadly
Tanimoto looked at him for a moment
"Sure"
And with that Tanimoto left, somewhat confused, but mostly happy.
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Helios: Well?
Honoka: Still crappy
Helios: WHY?
Honoka: Learn to right dumbass
Helios: When did you become so aggressive?
Honoka: wouldn't you like to know?
Helios: I would actually
Tanimoto: mnfmnf ! (I'm right here!)
Helios and Honoka: Shut up!
Honoka: by the way, what happened to the cat Kenichi bought?
Helios: Oh shit! The cat!
Honoka: What a plot hole, see you suck
Helios: Readers, I'm sorry! I completely forgot. Just assume the cat was always there, but was unimportant. I truly apologize!
Honoka: I forgive you
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Kenichi got back to Ryopanzaku around midnight, due to his mental breakdown at the dessert shop. He managed to avoid his masters and snuck into Miu's part of the house. He knocked quietly at the door.
"Miu?"
No answer.
"Miu" he said louder
The door slowly opened revealing a pair of blue eyes staring groggily at him
"Kenichi, its 12 pm, whatever it is cant it wait till morning?"
Kenichi lifted the box holding the kitten up to Miu's eyes
"You sure you want to leave out here in the cold" he asked bemusedly
"A cat for me?"
"Yep!"
She immediately opened the door and hugged Kenichi. He was quite happy, not only because he had got the hug, but also because her "assets" were pressing against him. Unfortunately it caused a nosebleed. A massive one.
"Kenichi, are you okay" Miu asked, extremely concerned
"Oh, I'm fine" Kenichi said, as torrents of blood ran down his nose
"Okay, as long as you're sure. But I have to thank you somehow!"
"That's not necessary"
"I got it! We can go to the fair together on Sunday!"
"Really! Awesome!"
"Well I think we should go to sleep Kenichi, before anyone wakes up"
"Oh yeah, sure, goodnight Miu"
"Goodnight Kenichi!"
She took the cat out of his arms and turned to go back to her room. She stopped however and turned around. She then proceeded to kiss Kenichi on the cheek, much to his surprise. She blushed and ran back into her room.
Wow! I have a date with Miu!
Kenichi then received a text message. It was from Renka. If you can't guess what her wish is, then I can't understand you…
Renka wants me to take her to the fair, I have a date with Miu on the same day, and I already promised Chikage I would take her!
GODDAMNIT!
"SHUT UP!" cried the masters of Ryopanzaku
The next day Kenichi was in a hospital…
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Honoka: So, shoddy writing, bad pacing and glaring plot holes. Yep you're doomed
Helios: Enough!
Tanimoto: Die both of you
You're alive! Cried the universe…
Tanimoto: Of course I'm alive. Honoka wrapped me in bandages, for no reason!
Helios: you know what I think? I think we should place all commentary in their own chapters. You know, like every two chapters or something
Honoka: can the somewhat decent intros and epilogues stay.
Helios: Sure
Honoka: Okay
Chikage: You are all sad
Helios: You are all disturbed
Tanimoto: You are all dead!
What will happen at the fair? Where are the other characters? Is Honoka a bondage obsessed nymphomaniac? Find out next time!