Tanimoto: So…

Honoka: Yeah…

Tanimoto: What do we do now?

Honoka: We cant use the characters names in the story until Helios gets back right?

Tanimoto: Right

Honoka: I got it! We continue the story, but we never refer to them by name!

Tanimoto: Wont that get confusing?

Honoka: Well you can be character #1, my brother can be Love interests brother and so on!

Tanimoto: Okay, lets try it!

Honoka: We don't need Helios!

Saleswoman: Yes you do

Chapter Mr. Frisky

Tanimoto: Mr. Frisky?

Honoka: It's a cat's name!

Tanimoto: Right…

In an unspecified part of town, main character #1 was walking to a donut factory…

Tanimoto: A donut what?

Honoka: Shhh

To get his new girlfriend some chocolate donuts when he noticed Love interests brother

Tanimoto: Didn't he go with Yomi member who is really young?

Honoka: Don't bring logic into this!

Love interest brother (Hereby abbreviated as LIB): Hello main character #2!

Main charcter #1: don't you mean #1?

LIB: Whose manga is it

MC #1: At this point who knows?

Tanimoto: Wait who was that, the mangas main charcter or the fanfic?

Honoka: Um…

MC #2: So, donut factory?

Mc #1 Yeah im buying chocolate ones

Mc #1: Hey did you know they are my sisters favorite?

Tanimoto: ENOUGH!

Honoka: What?

Tanimoto: I have no idea who is who anymore!

Honoka: Aw come on!

Tanimoto: No

Honoka: Hey I just realized that we still have our names!

Tanimoto: So?

Honoka: Well, why weren't our names changed?

Tanimoto: Don't say it!

Agent #1: Thanks for reminding us

MC #1: Goddamnit!

Female MC: hey shouldn't you guys arrest yourselves?

Agent #1: Why?

FMC: Last chapter you referenced the sopranos, didn't you?

Agent: Of for the love of…

MC: Brilliant FMC!

FMC: Which brings me to another point, how do we exist without the author?

MC: Aw come on…

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Helios: Hey guys I am back!

…

Helios: Guys?

Saleswoman: They were wiped out by an existential crisis

Helios: Ah, I see

Saleswoman: I was unaffected because I am an original

Helios: Or are you?

Saleswoman: Bastar…

Helios: Well shit, I'm all alone

…

Helios: What the hell were they writing? Donut shops!

Helios: Could you guys ignore this chapter?

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Next week will be the actual next chapter; sorry if you don't think this was funny. I was just really bored, but that's life. An existence full of unexpected disappointments. Much like this story!