Okay, Natsume's ring tone, the Happy Song, is not the Happy song you know.
At least, I don't think it is.
I'm not up-to-date, thus I've never heard that song.
But I DO own that song. It was only a random lyric that I came up with.
It's not a real song; it's only that lyric. Maybe someday, it'll become an actual, full song, but it's not right now.
-Author's Note/Claimer out-
Older Mikan's P.O.V.
I held Youichi's hand, very worried.
When will he wake up?
Just then though, a man with blonde, spiky hair came in.
"Hey, Mikan, your kid wants you to stop worrying," he said after he sat next to me. "I don't really understand, but... he wants you to live on with your life. Soon enough, he'll come to. But he won't if you stare at him each day and second."
"Wha- and how would YOU know?"
How rude!-!
"Because I'm a mind-reader," he stated, and my eyes widened. He smiled, "Didn't you just think I'm rude?"
Wha-Wha-
"S-Someone could easily tell that!-! What am I thinking about right now?"
Bananas.
"Bananas," he answered flawlessly, much to my surprise.
"Th-Then... Wh-What am I thinking about now?"
I need something hard...
" 'I need something hard...' " the man stated, "That's what you just thought."
...
"Th-That was just by chance!-!"
Something, something, something...!-!
Rocks. Sedimentary rocks.
"Sedimentary rocks," the man stated, and I sat in awe.
He COULD read minds...
"My name is Koko, by the way," he held his hand out, "I hope you remember it all."
"What?"
"Nothing."
I took his hand and shook it before he stood up and left.
A-A mind reader...
I glanced at my son.
...
I smiled sincerely.
That's just like him. Worrying.
I stood and left the room to find Natsume and Mikan.
Younger Mikan's P.O.V.
That. Girl. Is. So. Annoy. Ing.
She keeps on talking about this weird, confusing thing, supposedly called 'nanotechnology'.
"So basically, the nano-"
I just tuned her out for a few minutes before tuning back in, just in case she was finished.
"-and so you put-"
Tune out.
"-and when you-"
Tune out.
"-so that you can use it fo-"
Tune out.
"-and-"
"Hey."
Nani? Is she finally finished? I turned my head back to her and saw Natsume staring intensely at her, bored.
"Instead of this nano cr**, why don't we do something fun?"
"What could have an increased entertainment level on nanotechnology?" the girl asked.
"Sex. But I, quite honestly, don't want to fu** you, so you'll just play with my a** as I f*** Mikan."
"Na-Natsum-" he silenced me with a finger to my mouth.
"Shhh..." he cooed, "Or else you'll get worse..."
Tears bubbled in my eyes.
Not here!-!
"So let's have some fun, sister."
But before he could do anything more, a savior came.
A savior by the name of my Mom.
He immediately went into a respective position right before she rounded the corner. She walked to us.
"There you are, sweeties," she picked Natsume up. "How are you? Did you have fun with your friend?"
"No," he immediately answered, "She kept rambling on about this nano sh**."
"Now Natsume, I'm sure she likes that stuff. Don't be rude to another's likes and or dislikes. What if I called sex stupid, hm?"
That seemed to shu* him up.
"Mom, it was actually extremely confusing," I told her.
In any other circumstances, I would never back up Natsume, but this is an exception.
"Yes, well, that only means your friend is exceptional."
Suddenly, the girl hugged Mom from behind, crying.
"N-Nobody except my parents have ever told me that!-!-! Even Mom only says it's normal to be exceptional!-!-! She doesn't understand what it's like, having every stranger hate you!-!-!"
That kind of opened my eyes, and made me want to be her friend.
"O-Oh, I'm sorry for insulting your fun, uh-"
"Hoka..." she hiccupped.
"Um, is there any way I can make it up to you... Hoka?"
"Iye," she smiled an obviously forced smile, "It's okay."
"... I'm truly sorry, Hoka-chan."
"Now see, Mikan," Mom said, and Hoka gasped. "You never should've insulted her fun. Everyone has their own weird fact."
"Y-You're Mikan-san?!-!" Hoka exclaimed, seeming angry.
"Hm? Um, yes, my name is Mikan..."
Um, she seemed to misunderstand.
MOM was the one calling ME Mikan.
But why is she angry about that?
"No wonder you're nice to me!-! See, no stranger likes me!-!"
"Um, Mikan, am I popular?" Mom asked me dumbly. "Am I some kind of Mother Thresa?"
"It's Theresa, Mom," I corrected her politely, "Mother Theresa."
"Oh... W-Well, am I some kind of-"
"No," I answered while Natsume replied something ENTIRELY different.
"You're Mother CO**-SUCKER."
...
Oh dear God.
"Natsume, don't speak with such foul language," Mom said sternly.
"Fine," he rolled his eyes, "You're Mother Penis-Sucker."
"That's better," she said.
.
.
.
"THAT'S NOT MUCH BETTER, NATSUME!-!-!-!"
You could see the giant, psychotic smirk on his face.
As usual, it took Mom a few seconds to realize he'd only changed the fact that he'd cussed before.
But before Mom could scorn him anymore, Hoka ALMOST ran off.
The reason she DIDN'T was because she ran into someone.
"Kya!" she fell on her butt, and after rubbing it for a few seconds, she opened her eyes. "Natsukan?"
Hm? What's HE doing here?
Dun. Dun. Duuuuuuuuuun.
And by the way, in the- Natsume, which chapter was it?
Natsume: Don't ask me.
me: Anyway, in one of the chapters, Narumi gets deep in thought, and after the bell rings, it says 'dun. Dun. Duuuuuuun.' That is NOT the bell- it is me being funny. Because he didn't teach his students anything.
Natsume: That's not FUNNY.
me: Oh, be quiet.