What's more dangerous? Team Weapon X, or a really pissed Wolverine?


Spider-man had assembled his crew not too far from the alleged Weapon X hideout, with him were Human Torch, as already planned, Venom, Black Cat, Iceman, Cloak & Dagger.

"Glad you all arrived, now you know why you're here", Spider-man said.

Black Cat raised her hand, "No we don't we just got texts saying to come to this spot"

Spider-man turned to Johnny, "Dammit Johnny, you were supposed to tell them why they were here!"

"I wasn't gonna make the same call like 5 times, I made a text and sent it to all of them, simple as that"

"Ugh, anyway I assembled everyone here for one reason, to help Wolverine fight The Weapon X team"

Black Cat raised her hand, "He asked us for help?"

Spider-man shook his head, "No, we're gonn help him out of the kindness of our hearts"

"What heart? I don't have a heart, I'm sure Venom doesn't have one either" Black Cat said.

"Besides why help Wolverine? What good does it do us?" Venom asked.

"Not to mention Wolverine doesn't care for unwanted help, I should know from personal experience", Iceman said.

"Cause it's our duty as heroes, plus it's a great learning experience for us, these guys are a different level than The Sinister Six and The Brotherhood, they're well trained villains, and if we beat them, we show everyone our capability as a group, and it makes us stronger thus helping us keep the city safe, then when civilians see us, they know they'll be fine", Spider-man said.

"Lame, seriously Peter I think we should sit this out", Black Cat said.

"Come on, I need help here, especially for X-23", Spider-man said.

"X-23? You mean Laura?" Iceman asked.

"Yeah, she's in danger, and I feel like Wolverine is walking into a trap, besides if they take out Wolverine and use Laura for whatever they needed, who's to say it won't be a danger to everyone in New York? Or everyone in the World?" Spider-man said.

The others agreed somewhat, having an enemy like X-23, especially at Wolverine level would be dangerous.

"Ok Parker, we're in", Venom said.

The others nodded in agreement.

"Great, lets head toward the base", Spider-man said.

The group reluctanly followed Spider-man to the base, outside they made a plan.

"Cloak, Dagger, you two stay outside, if there's trouble you poof in and get us out, this can come in handy if we need to rush X-23 out of there" Spider-man said.

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just teleported in and grabbed this chick without all the drama?" Black Cat asked.

Spider-man shook his head, "No, could be dangerous, I'm sure these people have a counter for teleportation powered individuals"

"Makes sense, I'm sure they'd be prepared if Logan brought Curt with him", Iceman said.

"I doubt Logan would bring Nightcrawler", Johnny said.

"And for the record, if you do find this girl, make sure nothing kinky is happening, Johnny!" Dagger said.

Everyone raised their eyebrow.

"What do you mean by kinky Dagger?" Spider-man asked, almost afraid of the answer.

"I seem to remember one time me and Cloak went to find Johnny cause we thougt he was in danger, this was shortly after The Brotherhood battle"

Dagger flashbacks to the time she and Cloak heard that Johnny had encountered Scarlet Witch after she escaped custody.

They teleported to his location, "Johnny, we're here, we'll help-OH MY GOD!"

They saw Johnny making out with Scarlet Witch, what's worse is that they had taken their shirts off, both Jude at the top, then Johnny saw Cloak and Dagger and his pupils shrank.

"Aw dammit, um...Cloak, Dagger, what's up?" Johnny nervously chuckked.

Cloak and Dagger looked dumbfounded.

Johnny continued his nervous chuckle before Scarlet Witch spoke, "I told you we should have waited a bit"

Back to present, everyone was recollecting that event.

"Oh right, I remember there was some awkwardness" Spider-man said.

"Seriously Johnny, what the actual fuck were you thinking with that?" Iceman asked.

"Hey I did say I would totally date her", Johnny protested.

"You went straight to making out, what even happened after that?" Spider-man asked.

"Cloak and I just left, leaving Johnny to his own business"

"I can tell you what happened...bow chika wow-wow", Johnny did air thrusts.

Everyone looked ashamed at him.

"Let's just drop this so we can go get Logan & Luara", Spider-man said.

As they walked, Iceman spoke, "You realize that Pietro's gonna keep kill you right?"

"Worth it", Johnny said.

"I said drop it!" Spider-man shouted.

They went to the door and saw it destroyed with dead guards, their blood splattered, they continued down the building and ended up in what looked like a large lab room, with several dead scientists.

"Looks like Logan's been through here", Johnny said.

"Ugh, what a mess", Black Cat said.

"We'll this makes getting in easy", Spider-man said.

"Still have doubts, based on what I see here, Logan's probably super pissed, what if he targets us for following him!?" Iceman said.

"First Wolverine may have a bad attitude but you should know that he's not as bad as he acts sometimes, second I can handle Wolverine if he gives us an issue", Spider-man said.

"Oh will you now?" Wolverine said from behind them.

They all jumped at the sound of Wolverine's voice.

"Where the hell did you come from!?" Johnny asked.

"The real question is, why the fuck are you morons here!?" Wolverine shouted.

They all turned to Spider-man.

"Well Web Head, this was your idea, you tell him", Venom said.

Wolverine glared at Spider-man, much to his discomfort.

"Well kid?"

Spider-man gulped, "Well you see...we know you didn't want help and all but...we REALLY wanted to prove ourselves so we thought we can help you and then get that much more experience as a team"

Wolverine rubbed his forehead, "Kid, this ain't just some field test, these guys are dangerous, there's a reason I usually work alone with this stuff, and why I don't bring the rest of the X-Men, it's dangerous and I don't need anyone else's blood on my hands"

"Though you have no problem getting it on our claws", Johnny said.

Wolverine glared, "Shut up Storm"

Johnny backed off a bit, Spider-man then spoke, "Logan, I've helped you on your missions before, we make a good team, now we have extras, and we've done a good job so far, I mean we took care of The Sinister Six"

"You mean that bunch of street level losers? Anyone can get lucky against them"

"What about Doom? He's not street level"

"You got lucky, he underestimated you"

"The Brotherhood!"

"Same as The Sinister Six"

"...Magneto?"

"You didn't even beat him, you were evenly matched, now these people have trained for years as a group and as solo fighters, as opposed to these other villains who never had that type of training, we're spec ops, some of the best, they put The Sinister Six & The Brotherhood to shame, you're in over your head, now you need to leave before you get hurt"

"I'm afraid I can't let that happen", they heard a voice say over the speakers.

"Damn, it's Stryker!" Wolverine said and extended his claws.

"Glad you could make it Logan, I can't be there at the moment, I have a visitor"

"Let me go you creep!" they heard the voice of X-23 say.

"Laura!" Spider-man shouted.

"Luckily for you, I have a little welcoming committee"

At that moment a claw came bursting through the wall, and after some tearing, Sabretooth had appeared.

"Hello Logan, it's been a while"

Wolverine growled, "Creed..."

Then a woman appeared from behind and extended her nails.

"Lady Deathstrike", Wolverine said.

Some tentacles appeared before the man did, "Wolverine, our old comrade"

"Omega Red", Wolverine said.

Then appearing there via teleportation was the one guy they really didn't wanna see at the moment.

"Oh yeah! Deadpool's here baby!" he posed and fired his guns.

Everyone rolled their eyes, even team Weapon X.

"Deadpool, what are you doing here?" Spider-man asked.

"Reuniting with my Weapon X buddies", Deadpool said while putting his arms around Sabretooth and Omega Red.

"If you don't get your arm off me Wilson, I will rearrange your body parts"

Deadpool backed off, "Whoa, don't want that happening again, it was such a bitch trying to fix that"

Spider-man groaned, "Deadpool can't you ever pick a side? Are you with us or against us?"

"I have only one ally, money, whoever pays me the most gets my services"

"Enough talk! Just exterminate them!" Stryker said over the intercom.

The Weapon X four stood before Wolverine and the Crew.

"6 on four, we can take them", Iceman said and ran at them only to be grabbed by Omega Red's Tentacle and tossed to a wall.

Deadpool had a good laugh, "Nice try Drake!"

Wolverine extended his claws, "Looks like you punk kids are stuck, I hope you're ready for a fight!"

Everyone got into position, "We're ready Logan", Spider-man said.

Sabretooth ran at Wolverine and Spider-man and grabbed both of them and attempted to smash them against the wall, only for them both to kick him back and do a dual punch.

Omega Red went after Venom with his tentacles but Venom ducked and tackled him through a door.

Deathstrike slashed at Black Cat, but she was able to block most attacks and kick Deathstrike back.

Deadpool tried slashing Johnny with his katanas but he flew back to protect himself.

Wolverine and Spider-man were taking the fight to Sabretooth but his skills were more than enough to handle two adversaries and he punched them both back.

Wolverine got up and ran at Sabretooth and stabbed him in the stomach with his claws, but Sabretooth managed to slash Wolverine's face and then kick him back, Spider-man swung in for a kick but Sabretooth grabbed his leg and slammed him to a wall, though the distraction allowed Wolverine to rush in and stab Sabretooth again a few times, blood dripping out his back, but not enough to take down Sabretooth, who slammed Wolverine.

Spider-man went to attack him but Sabretooth slashed his stomach, leaving some scratches, not deep enough to be fatal but still deep enough to draw blood.

"OW! Damn, that's gonna hurt in the morning", Spider-man said.

"If you make it to the morning", Wolverine said before slashing Sabretooth.

"way to make me feel confident", Spider-man said and went to attack.

Venom & Omega were brawling across the area, throwing punches left and right, Venom then grabbed Omega by the neck and tossed him to a wall, and then ran in and punched him several times against the wall, but Omega managed to kick Venom back and use his tentacles to toss venom across some tables, knocking over several beakers.

Deathstrike and Black Cat were still engaged in combat, with Deathstrike managing to get a few slashes, cutting up her suit.

Black Cat held her blood in but managed to kick Deathstrike in the face before whipping her a few times, leaving some marks on her arms, face and torso since the whips damaged her clothes.

Johnny flew away from Deadpool while he was shot at.

"Come on Johnny boy, fight me!" Deadpool said.

Johnny simply shot some fire at Deadpool only for him to dodge each of them while going, "La, la-la, la-la"

Though in the midst of his 'la-las', Johnny managed to hit him with a fireball.

"OW! Man you must make life difficult for fire marshals!"

Johnny simply blasted him a few times but Deadpool jumped through one of them and managed to slash Johnny a bit, causing some bloodshed.

"Boo-yeah!" Deadpool said, only to be fire punched for his efforts.

Iceman got up and saw all the fights, he wanted to help but someone had shot at him, narrowly missing his head.

"Whoa! Who did that!?"

From across the room a man had aimed his gun, "Time to take down the ice cube"

Another shot was fired and Bobby ducked out the way, "Who's shooting me!"

Wolverine, in the middle of his fight, turned to see what happened and noticed someone.

"It's Agent Zero! What's he doing here!?" Wolverine being distracted allowed Sabretooth to sucker-punch him.

Zero then emerged from his spot and brought out two pistols and shot at Iceman, causing him to put up some ice shields, one of the bullets grazing his shoulder in the process.

"Ah, son of a bitch!"

Zero went to attack Iceman but he blocked and punched him back.

During the Wolverine and Spider-man fight with Sabretooth, Wolverine had found a map of the area and saw where the lab was, then he had an idea.

"Kid, leave Creed to me, take this map and find Laura"

"What!? I can't leave you alone against Sabretooth!" Spider-man protested.

"Kid, I can handle Creed, I'm only being careful now cause I don't wanna accidentally hurt you, I'll feel better if I can handle him alone, besides she's the top priority"

Spider-man nodded, "Fine, you're right, I'll go get her, you can take down Creed!" Spider-man said.

Spider-man grabbed the map and swung off, but Sabretooth noticed, "Oh no you don't kid!" he went after Spider-man, with Wolverine tailing behind.

"You're fight's with me Creed!" Wolverine shouted.

"My fight's with anyone who gets in our way!" he slashed at Spider-man a few times, who dodged the slashes using the Spider-Sense.

Wolverine had jumped on Sabretooth's back to stab him but Sabretooth grabbed Wolverine and threw him at Spider-man, who dodged in time, but still went in to help Wolverine.

"You ok there?" Spider-man asked.

"I'm fine, just go, quickly!"

Sabretooth tried to punch Spider-man but he blocked and webbed Sabretooth in the face and ran off.

Wolverine slashed at Sabretooth to keep him back but Sabretooth did a blind punch and knocked Wolverine back and went after Spider-man.

Spider-man finally found the room where X-23 and Stryker was, then he knocked out all the guards in the area.

"Laura, are you ok?" Spider-man approached her, but she looked out of it.

"You fool, how dare you barge in here!" Stryker shouted.

Spider-man turned to Stryker, "It's over Stryker, you lose!"

"On the contrary, X-23, please show our guest out"

Laura's eyes turned red, "Yes Sir"

Spider-man looked a bit freaked out, "You've got to be kidding me"


Now things will be a little evened up fight wise, more action to come.

(Hope no one was too weirded by the flashback scene)