WARNING YAOI "Surprise Buttsecks!" Rin yelled as he was "MATING" with him.
*Nitori shrieks in pain and joy*
"My butthole is now filled with your love, Rin" Nitori said.
"That's exaclty what I want to hear from you, Nitori" Rin said.
"I'm so scared Gou" Makoto said.
"You'll be fine" Gou said.
*Makotos phone starts ringning*
"H-hello?" Makoto asked.
"This is Haru. I'm very sorry but that was just a prank. I'm not gay at and and I'm very sorry" Haru said.
"Oh, so your not gay?" Makoto asked.
*Nitori screams*
"YESSSS! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Rin screamed as his shark teef shined.
"Yeah, it was just a harmless prank" Haru said.
"Thank goodness I was scared for my butthole" Makoto said.
"I would and never had EBER done that with any man!" Haru said.
"Good, me too" Makoto said.
"Where are you? Where did you run off to?" Haru asked.
"I ran to Gous house. Me and Gou are very scared" Makoto said.
"You can come come to my house" Haru said.
"Sure, we might. Did you think of that joke prank thing?" Makoto asked.
"Nitori! It's my turn now!" Rin said.
"No waaaaaaaiittt" Nitori screamed. "Rin did, he wanted to know if you were gay" Haru said.
"Well, you me and Gou and Eilly are clearly not gay" Makoto said.
"Wait, where the frick did Eilly even go?" Haru asked.
"She's peeking through the window and watching this YAOI!" Makoto said.
"Yaoi? Is that Rin and Nitori?" Haru asked.
"Jes. I mean Yes. I'm mexican terrifyed. They are getting to me" Makoto said.
*It zoomed into Makoto's face and a tear trickled down his cheek and a photoshopped sombrero came onto his head and a little mexican mustache*
"Yeah, awkward. Anyway, so do you guys wanna come come up to my house?" Haru asked.
"Sure" Makoto said.
*Nitori screams*
"Alright. Who is screaming?" Haru asked.
"Nitori" Makoto said.
"Guys, get off he kitchen table" Gou screamed.
"Surprise buttsecks!" Nitori screamed as then they were "MATING"
*Rin screams*
"Now do you feel the pain thats pains me?" Nitori said.
"Ohh Yeess" Rin said.
*Eilly slowly peeks through the window and snaps a picture*
"This is faggot gold!" Eilly said.
"Eilly if you want a better shot you can come come in" Makoto said.
*Eilly hisses and breaks the front door and walks to the kitchen and crawls up on top of the fridge and sets out a bunch of cameras*
"Makoto let's go I'm getting scared" Gou said.
"Oh, ok" Makoto said.
"Are you guys coming now?" Haru asked.
"Yeah, can we spend the night so these faggots won't try anything and so we can sleep?" Makoto asked.
"Sure, but at night I sleep in my bathtub" Haru said.
"I don't blame you very much cause you love swimming so much" Makoto said.
"Yeah I remember my mom used to tell me that I would drown in the water at night" Haru said.
"Oh yes!" Rin screamed.
"Oh, with the water in the tub?" Makoto said.
"Yeah, I love swimming" Haru said.
"I own a swimming pool, do you wanna swim?" Makoto asked.
*Makoto and Gou are walking away*
"Y-yes I would love that" Haru said.
"Yeah it's by the forest and blah blah blah blah thing" Makoto said.
"Oh yeah! I remember that!" Haru said.
"I'll be there in 5 minutes" Haru said.
*Haru hangs up*
"Ok, since we're spending the night as pay we need to go swimming at my pool for a little while" Makoto said.
"Oh, sure I love swimming I can definetly do that" Gou said.
"Nagsia went into the pool naked one time. He just got naked and jumped in" Makoto said.
"I know he's gay but, he's still sooo cute" Gou said.
"Umm ok" Makoto said.
*Theres a girl walking in the middle of the street*
"Is that... Eilly?" Gou asked.
"Eilly I thought you were at the house?" Makoto said.
*They ran up to her*
"Hey, Eilly how did you get here so quickly?" Gou asked.
*Eilly turned around and it was Rei*
"Umm, this is cosplay" Rei said.
"This is really awkward" Makoto said.
"I'm sorry. I'm not gay" Rei said.
"Yes you are you and Nagisa were umm mating" Makoto said.
"Yeah and I can never forget anything I saw" Gou said.
"She saw Rin and Nitori going at it" Makoto said.
"Oh, yeah me and Nagsia only do it on Thursday nights" Rei said.
"Nagsia is cute thats no fair he's gay" Gou said.
"What- what the frick about me?" Makoto asked.
"Your just, Makoto" Gou said.
"A hot Makoto!" Gou THOUGHT.
"I'm going home. I think I'm sleep walking" Rei said.
"Oh, ok." Gou said.
*Rei walked home*
"Ok, that was really wierd" Gou said.
*Makoto's phone ringed*
"Hello?" Makoto said.
"Yeah it's me, Haru. I'm here and I'm waiting" Haru said.
"Ok. We'll be there in 3.2 minutes" Makoto said.
"Ok, I'll be waiting. Ask Gou if she brought her swimming stuff" Haru said.
"ok. Gou did you bring your swimming stuff?" Makoto asked.
"I stole your underwear. Wait what?" Gou said.
"You stole my underwear? Anyway did you bring your swimming stuff?" Makoto asked.
*Makoto checks to see if his underwear is there and its not*
"Holy CRAP!" Makoto thought.
"Yeah, I did" Gou said.
"Yeah she did Haru" Makoto said.
"Ok. I'm in the water waiting. I brought my little barbie dolphin, Haru" Haru said.
"Umm, ok" Makoto said.
*They were at the pool*
"This is your pool?" Gou asked.
"Jes" Makoto said.
"SEXY!" Gou said.
*They jumped in the pool*
"Haru, hi" Gou said.
"Gou, hi" Haru said.
"Haru, can you read?" Gou asked.
"I-I really don't know" Haru said.
"Makoto, Haru can't read" Gou said.
"Haru, I will teach you how to read tomorrow" Makoto said.
"Thank you, Makoto, thank you" Haru said.
*3.4 hours later they went back to Haru's house*
"I wonder what happened to Rei and Nagsia!" Makoto said.
*AT REI AND NAGISAS HOUSE*
"Checkmate" Nagisa said.
"We're trying to mate man stop. It's all the new fad all men are doing it. SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!" Rei said.
*Nagisa screamed and then turned all sparkely*
"Yeah they're probably like playing Chess or something" Gou said.
*Nitori screams in Haru's basement*
"Holy s**t! Some faggots are in my bsement! I had better call 911!" Haru said.
*Everyone got out of the house and Haru called 911*
TO BE CONTINUED
*Nitori shrieks in pain and joy*
"My butthole is now filled with your love, Rin" Nitori said.
"That's exaclty what I want to hear from you, Nitori" Rin said.
"I'm so scared Gou" Makoto said.
"You'll be fine" Gou said.
*Makotos phone starts ringning*
"H-hello?" Makoto asked.
"This is Haru. I'm very sorry but that was just a prank. I'm not gay at and and I'm very sorry" Haru said.
"Oh, so your not gay?" Makoto asked.
*Nitori screams*
"YESSSS! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Rin screamed as his shark teef shined.
"Yeah, it was just a harmless prank" Haru said.
"Thank goodness I was scared for my butthole" Makoto said.
"I would and never had EBER done that with any man!" Haru said.
"Good, me too" Makoto said.
"Where are you? Where did you run off to?" Haru asked.
"I ran to Gous house. Me and Gou are very scared" Makoto said.
"You can come come to my house" Haru said.
"Sure, we might. Did you think of that joke prank thing?" Makoto asked.
"Nitori! It's my turn now!" Rin said.
"No waaaaaaaiittt" Nitori screamed. "Rin did, he wanted to know if you were gay" Haru said.
"Well, you me and Gou and Eilly are clearly not gay" Makoto said.
"Wait, where the frick did Eilly even go?" Haru asked.
"She's peeking through the window and watching this YAOI!" Makoto said.
"Yaoi? Is that Rin and Nitori?" Haru asked.
"Jes. I mean Yes. I'm mexican terrifyed. They are getting to me" Makoto said.
*It zoomed into Makoto's face and a tear trickled down his cheek and a photoshopped sombrero came onto his head and a little mexican mustache*
"Yeah, awkward. Anyway, so do you guys wanna come come up to my house?" Haru asked.
"Sure" Makoto said.
*Nitori screams*
"Alright. Who is screaming?" Haru asked.
"Nitori" Makoto said.
"Guys, get off he kitchen table" Gou screamed.
"Surprise buttsecks!" Nitori screamed as then they were "MATING"
*Rin screams*
"Now do you feel the pain thats pains me?" Nitori said.
"Ohh Yeess" Rin said.
*Eilly slowly peeks through the window and snaps a picture*
"This is faggot gold!" Eilly said.
"Eilly if you want a better shot you can come come in" Makoto said.
*Eilly hisses and breaks the front door and walks to the kitchen and crawls up on top of the fridge and sets out a bunch of cameras*
"Makoto let's go I'm getting scared" Gou said.
"Oh, ok" Makoto said.
"Are you guys coming now?" Haru asked.
"Yeah, can we spend the night so these faggots won't try anything and so we can sleep?" Makoto asked.
"Sure, but at night I sleep in my bathtub" Haru said.
"I don't blame you very much cause you love swimming so much" Makoto said.
"Yeah I remember my mom used to tell me that I would drown in the water at night" Haru said.
"Oh yes!" Rin screamed.
"Oh, with the water in the tub?" Makoto said.
"Yeah, I love swimming" Haru said.
"I own a swimming pool, do you wanna swim?" Makoto asked.
*Makoto and Gou are walking away*
"Y-yes I would love that" Haru said.
"Yeah it's by the forest and blah blah blah blah thing" Makoto said.
"Oh yeah! I remember that!" Haru said.
"I'll be there in 5 minutes" Haru said.
*Haru hangs up*
"Ok, since we're spending the night as pay we need to go swimming at my pool for a little while" Makoto said.
"Oh, sure I love swimming I can definetly do that" Gou said.
"Nagsia went into the pool naked one time. He just got naked and jumped in" Makoto said.
"I know he's gay but, he's still sooo cute" Gou said.
"Umm ok" Makoto said.
*Theres a girl walking in the middle of the street*
"Is that... Eilly?" Gou asked.
"Eilly I thought you were at the house?" Makoto said.
*They ran up to her*
"Hey, Eilly how did you get here so quickly?" Gou asked.
*Eilly turned around and it was Rei*
"Umm, this is cosplay" Rei said.
"This is really awkward" Makoto said.
"I'm sorry. I'm not gay" Rei said.
"Yes you are you and Nagisa were umm mating" Makoto said.
"Yeah and I can never forget anything I saw" Gou said.
"She saw Rin and Nitori going at it" Makoto said.
"Oh, yeah me and Nagsia only do it on Thursday nights" Rei said.
"Nagsia is cute thats no fair he's gay" Gou said.
"What- what the frick about me?" Makoto asked.
"Your just, Makoto" Gou said.
"A hot Makoto!" Gou THOUGHT.
"I'm going home. I think I'm sleep walking" Rei said.
"Oh, ok." Gou said.
*Rei walked home*
"Ok, that was really wierd" Gou said.
*Makoto's phone ringed*
"Hello?" Makoto said.
"Yeah it's me, Haru. I'm here and I'm waiting" Haru said.
"Ok. We'll be there in 3.2 minutes" Makoto said.
"Ok, I'll be waiting. Ask Gou if she brought her swimming stuff" Haru said.
"ok. Gou did you bring your swimming stuff?" Makoto asked.
"I stole your underwear. Wait what?" Gou said.
"You stole my underwear? Anyway did you bring your swimming stuff?" Makoto asked.
*Makoto checks to see if his underwear is there and its not*
"Holy CRAP!" Makoto thought.
"Yeah, I did" Gou said.
"Yeah she did Haru" Makoto said.
"Ok. I'm in the water waiting. I brought my little barbie dolphin, Haru" Haru said.
"Umm, ok" Makoto said.
*They were at the pool*
"This is your pool?" Gou asked.
"Jes" Makoto said.
"SEXY!" Gou said.
*They jumped in the pool*
"Haru, hi" Gou said.
"Gou, hi" Haru said.
"Haru, can you read?" Gou asked.
"I-I really don't know" Haru said.
"Makoto, Haru can't read" Gou said.
"Haru, I will teach you how to read tomorrow" Makoto said.
"Thank you, Makoto, thank you" Haru said.
*3.4 hours later they went back to Haru's house*
"I wonder what happened to Rei and Nagsia!" Makoto said.
*AT REI AND NAGISAS HOUSE*
"Checkmate" Nagisa said.
"We're trying to mate man stop. It's all the new fad all men are doing it. SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!" Rei said.
*Nagisa screamed and then turned all sparkely*
"Yeah they're probably like playing Chess or something" Gou said.
*Nitori screams in Haru's basement*
"Holy s**t! Some faggots are in my bsement! I had better call 911!" Haru said.
*Everyone got out of the house and Haru called 911*
TO BE CONTINUED