WARNING: YAOI YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED *Police get there*
"Hey I got a complaint. Haru, you can hear faggots in your basement?" the popo said.
"Yeah, It's Nitori and Rin mating in my basement" Haru said.
"Oh, so your gay friends?" the poop asked. *- I did the poop perpesly*
"Umm yeah. I don't like them though. Please get them out of my fricken house" Haru said.
"Ok. Please stand back. Faggots mating is.. ewww!" said the poop.
*The poop and Haru went to the basement and saw Rin and Nitori mating*
"How the frick did you guys get in my basement?" Haru asked.
"Gay magic. Gay magic" Rin said.
"Well, you guys have to get out of here" the poop said.
"Ok. Our sessoin was done anyway" Nitori said.
*Rin and Nitori stood up completely naked*
"Your penis.." Gou said.
"Gou! Get out!" Haru said.
"That sight!" Gou said.
"Gou! What are you doing in here?" Makoto asked.
*Makoto looks at Nitori and Rin*
"Sexy, right boys?" Rin said.
"No, not sexy at all" Makoto said.
*Nitori walks up to Makoto and rubs his chin*
"Oh, I don't think we'll be able to turn you gay then, sweety" Nitori said.
"We have eachother, Nitori" Rin said.
"More gay men in the world is better" Nitori said.
"Yeah. Let's go Nitori. We have unfinished buisness" Rin said.
*Rin and Nitori start violently making out*
"Guys, could you please do that outside?" the poop asked.
"No. Right heres a hot spot" Rin said.
"I'm gonna have to arrest you if you don't get out then bubba can get you" the poop said.
"Oh yes please arrest us now" Rin and Nitori said.
"Get out" the poop said.
"Ok" Rin and Nitori said.
*They walked out of the house and walked back to Rins*
"Is that all you needed?" the poop asked.
"Um can you disinfect my basement?" Haru asked.
"I would but I didn't bring my lysol" the popo said.
"I was just kidding" Haru said.
"But, yeah just keep those creeps away from you and your house and you'll be fine" the popo said.
"Alright, bye" Haru said.
*The police left*
"Are you sure sometime in the night they just won't use their gay magic and get back in here?" Makoto asked.
"I'm sure" Haru said.
"Ok. I'll show you your room, Makoto" Gou said.
*She lead him to an empty room and on the door there was a paper taped to it and read; "Guest Room" and they entered the room*
"It's pretty nice lookin' room" Makoto said.
"It's a bit dusty but its fine" Gou said.
"When was the last time someone used this room? and who was it?" Makoto asked.
"It was never used. We just had a spare room and it was the guest bedroom. But we clean it everyday" Gou said.
"Well, your not doing a very good job if theres dust everywhere" Makoto whispered.
"What?" Gou asked turning around.
"Nothing" Makoto said.
*Makoto sat down on the chair by the bed*
"This is you room now. So, sleep away!" Gou said.
"Hey, umm, how about we play minecraft?" Makoto asked.
"Sure!" Gou said.
*They went to the livingroom and sat down on the floor and picked up their controllers*
"It's hot in here!" Makoto said.
"I'll open the window behind the couch" Gou said.
*Gou opened the window and sat down*
"Theres a little breeze coming in now" Makoto said.
"It's not that hot Makoto" Gou said.
"I know. I'm hotter than this" Makoto said.
*Rei and Nagisa are outside oin the porch mating right by the window*
"Those faggots are at it AGAIN!" Makoto said.
"Haru! They're outside.. AGAIN!" Gou said.
*Haru came out with an AK-47*
"I'm ready to finish this" Haru said.
*Cocks the gun*
"No, we're not shooting anyone or anything" Gou said.
"Yes I am. If I don't they will just keep coming back" Haru said.
"So? Just keep calling the cops until they get arrested" Gou said.
"Ok" Haru said.
*Haru called 911 and the same cop came out*
"Haru, the faggots are still mating right now?" the police asked.
"Yes, they're on my porch" Haru said.
"Oh, so they came back?" the police asked.
"Yeah, duh they are on my porch" Haru said.
"I can arrest them now" the police said.
"Then yes please do it" Haru said.
"Bubba will enter my butthole!" Rei said.
*The police arrested Rei and Nagisa*
"Now you guys are safe" the police said.
*The police left*
"Now I can sleep in peace" Haru said.
*Haru put the AK away and went to bed*
"Alright now that they're gone do you wanna go to bed?" Gou asked.
"Sure" Makoto said.
*They went to sleep*
*Rin and Nitori were on the roof mating violently*
*Haru wakes up and grabs the AK and goes out to the roof*
"You faggots are still out here?" Haru asked.
"Yeah" Rin said.
*Haru shoots Rin and Nitori*
"Good" Haru said.
*Haru cut off their head and hung them above his fireplace*
"Haru, what was that?" Gou asked.
"Nothing, just decaorating the fireplace" Haru said.
"Ok" Gou said as she went back to bed.
"SO, thats how the story goes" Haru said.
*He sat by the fireplace with the fire ignited with all the lights off sitting on the chair by the fire with a pipe in his mouth and a velvet robe and ugly plaid pants with pink hello kitty slippers and Makoto was sitting by the fire in speedos*
"Haru does fire burn?" Makoto asked.
"Yes you stupid child" Haru said.
*Makoto stuck his hand in the fire*
"You idiot why did you do that?" Haru asked.
"I don't know!" Makoto said.
*Makoto screams*
"Join us next time bye! I have to care of this ugly childs hand so CPS doesnt get called on me" Haru said.
"Your not my dad!" Makoto said.
"Cause I'm your mom" Haru said.
*Gou wakes up and walks to Haru*
"Why are all the lights off? and why does it smell like a dead guy in here?" Gou asked.
"Don't look behind the couch honey!" Haru said.
"Ok" Gou said.
*Gou saw the hanging heads*
"Oh crap" Gou said.
*Gou jumped in the firplace*
THE END
"Hey I got a complaint. Haru, you can hear faggots in your basement?" the popo said.
"Yeah, It's Nitori and Rin mating in my basement" Haru said.
"Oh, so your gay friends?" the poop asked. *- I did the poop perpesly*
"Umm yeah. I don't like them though. Please get them out of my fricken house" Haru said.
"Ok. Please stand back. Faggots mating is.. ewww!" said the poop.
*The poop and Haru went to the basement and saw Rin and Nitori mating*
"How the frick did you guys get in my basement?" Haru asked.
"Gay magic. Gay magic" Rin said.
"Well, you guys have to get out of here" the poop said.
"Ok. Our sessoin was done anyway" Nitori said.
*Rin and Nitori stood up completely naked*
"Your penis.." Gou said.
"Gou! Get out!" Haru said.
"That sight!" Gou said.
"Gou! What are you doing in here?" Makoto asked.
*Makoto looks at Nitori and Rin*
"Sexy, right boys?" Rin said.
"No, not sexy at all" Makoto said.
*Nitori walks up to Makoto and rubs his chin*
"Oh, I don't think we'll be able to turn you gay then, sweety" Nitori said.
"We have eachother, Nitori" Rin said.
"More gay men in the world is better" Nitori said.
"Yeah. Let's go Nitori. We have unfinished buisness" Rin said.
*Rin and Nitori start violently making out*
"Guys, could you please do that outside?" the poop asked.
"No. Right heres a hot spot" Rin said.
"I'm gonna have to arrest you if you don't get out then bubba can get you" the poop said.
"Oh yes please arrest us now" Rin and Nitori said.
"Get out" the poop said.
"Ok" Rin and Nitori said.
*They walked out of the house and walked back to Rins*
"Is that all you needed?" the poop asked.
"Um can you disinfect my basement?" Haru asked.
"I would but I didn't bring my lysol" the popo said.
"I was just kidding" Haru said.
"But, yeah just keep those creeps away from you and your house and you'll be fine" the popo said.
"Alright, bye" Haru said.
*The police left*
"Are you sure sometime in the night they just won't use their gay magic and get back in here?" Makoto asked.
"I'm sure" Haru said.
"Ok. I'll show you your room, Makoto" Gou said.
*She lead him to an empty room and on the door there was a paper taped to it and read; "Guest Room" and they entered the room*
"It's pretty nice lookin' room" Makoto said.
"It's a bit dusty but its fine" Gou said.
"When was the last time someone used this room? and who was it?" Makoto asked.
"It was never used. We just had a spare room and it was the guest bedroom. But we clean it everyday" Gou said.
"Well, your not doing a very good job if theres dust everywhere" Makoto whispered.
"What?" Gou asked turning around.
"Nothing" Makoto said.
*Makoto sat down on the chair by the bed*
"This is you room now. So, sleep away!" Gou said.
"Hey, umm, how about we play minecraft?" Makoto asked.
"Sure!" Gou said.
*They went to the livingroom and sat down on the floor and picked up their controllers*
"It's hot in here!" Makoto said.
"I'll open the window behind the couch" Gou said.
*Gou opened the window and sat down*
"Theres a little breeze coming in now" Makoto said.
"It's not that hot Makoto" Gou said.
"I know. I'm hotter than this" Makoto said.
*Rei and Nagisa are outside oin the porch mating right by the window*
"Those faggots are at it AGAIN!" Makoto said.
"Haru! They're outside.. AGAIN!" Gou said.
*Haru came out with an AK-47*
"I'm ready to finish this" Haru said.
*Cocks the gun*
"No, we're not shooting anyone or anything" Gou said.
"Yes I am. If I don't they will just keep coming back" Haru said.
"So? Just keep calling the cops until they get arrested" Gou said.
"Ok" Haru said.
*Haru called 911 and the same cop came out*
"Haru, the faggots are still mating right now?" the police asked.
"Yes, they're on my porch" Haru said.
"Oh, so they came back?" the police asked.
"Yeah, duh they are on my porch" Haru said.
"I can arrest them now" the police said.
"Then yes please do it" Haru said.
"Bubba will enter my butthole!" Rei said.
*The police arrested Rei and Nagisa*
"Now you guys are safe" the police said.
*The police left*
"Now I can sleep in peace" Haru said.
*Haru put the AK away and went to bed*
"Alright now that they're gone do you wanna go to bed?" Gou asked.
"Sure" Makoto said.
*They went to sleep*
*Rin and Nitori were on the roof mating violently*
*Haru wakes up and grabs the AK and goes out to the roof*
"You faggots are still out here?" Haru asked.
"Yeah" Rin said.
*Haru shoots Rin and Nitori*
"Good" Haru said.
*Haru cut off their head and hung them above his fireplace*
"Haru, what was that?" Gou asked.
"Nothing, just decaorating the fireplace" Haru said.
"Ok" Gou said as she went back to bed.
"SO, thats how the story goes" Haru said.
*He sat by the fireplace with the fire ignited with all the lights off sitting on the chair by the fire with a pipe in his mouth and a velvet robe and ugly plaid pants with pink hello kitty slippers and Makoto was sitting by the fire in speedos*
"Haru does fire burn?" Makoto asked.
"Yes you stupid child" Haru said.
*Makoto stuck his hand in the fire*
"You idiot why did you do that?" Haru asked.
"I don't know!" Makoto said.
*Makoto screams*
"Join us next time bye! I have to care of this ugly childs hand so CPS doesnt get called on me" Haru said.
"Your not my dad!" Makoto said.
"Cause I'm your mom" Haru said.
*Gou wakes up and walks to Haru*
"Why are all the lights off? and why does it smell like a dead guy in here?" Gou asked.
"Don't look behind the couch honey!" Haru said.
"Ok" Gou said.
*Gou saw the hanging heads*
"Oh crap" Gou said.
*Gou jumped in the firplace*
THE END