The Best I've Ever Had
Disclaimer: If only I could own the sexy Sirius. Alas he and the rest of Harry Potter belong to the genius who is JK Rowling.
Summary: Hermione is unsure about her talents so she tests them out on Sirius before giving them to Ron. I wrote this a while ago after I got so many responses to Put it Away but I havn't had time to post it until now. Enjoy!
A/N: Every now and then I get one of those really dirty thoughts and they turn into drabbles. Most aren't that good but this was so filthy that I just ahd to share it with the public. Personally I don't think it's as good as Put it Away but it still gives me the giggles. :P
"Wow, Hermione, I never knew you were so good!" exclaimed Sirius.
"Really? This is my first time. I want to be perfect for Ron."
"No worries there Hermione, you're going to blow his socks off."
"That good?"
"The best I've ever had, and you know me, I've had more then my share" Sirius grinned. Hermione giggled, she knew that all to well.
"So what's the best thing you like about it?"
"I have to say, I love the tightness of it. Usually it's so loose that everything just falls out."
"Really? What about the taste?"
"I've never really liked the taste of it actually."
"But most guys only ever talk about the taste."
"You have much to learn. Taste is far from the only thing to worry about. Quality is important to, such as the tightness of it. Presentation is also a major key."
"Presentation?"
"You have to make it look inviting. No matter how good you are, if it looks like shit nobody's going to touch it. But if it looks like the most delicious thing in the world people will flock to you even if it tastes like the shittiest thing in the world."
"I doubt they would flock to me Sirius, they're just cabbage rolls after all."
A/N: Remember I'm always here to supply your dirty minds with filth. If you didn't get it I am amazed at your innocence if you did get it I say, "Get out of that mud puddle!" Remember to review!