Commander Shepard now found himself in a station owned by Cerberus. He had met the leader of the organizing not too long ago, the illusive man. He explained that he wanted to work with him to track down the reapers and bring them down. He had been given locations of several individuals who were the best at what they do, he would need them for the upcoming battle. He was glad to see a familiar face, his old pilot, joker, who he had given his life up for. Apparently after his death, he had join Cerberus due to the council downplaying the commanders death, and scattering the crew across citadel space. It was good to have a familiar face around, especially with 2 of Cerberus' top agents working with him. The first was Jacob Taylor, a human biotic who served in the alliance military for a time before joining Cerberus, and Miranda Lawson, who appeared to have the most contact with the illusive man. She gave off an air of professionalism and loyalty to Cerberus that Shepard was very cautious of, Jacob he could find it in himself to trust, but Miranda, he wanted to be cautious about her for now.
Currently, he was looking at his new ship, the Normandy S2 it looked similar to the original Normandy, only a bit bigger. It was in everyway superior to the original, and was even fitted with an A.I, something that angered joker to no end, who felt that he was more than enough to handle the Normandy.
"So commander." joker began. "Where are we headed to first?"
"Set a course for Omega, we should get a hold of Mordin to develop a counter to the collectors' seeker swarms."
"Roger, setting course for Omega. Should take about 2 hours to get there."
"Good. Call me if you need anything." Shepard said as he left.
Shepard decided to get a better idea of the layout of the ship, taking the time to look around and get to know the crew. Upon entering the armory, he saw Jacob, who saluted and stood at attention when he saw him enter the armory.
"At ease soldier." Shepard ordered. "No need for formalities."
"Yes sir." Jacob answered. "Is there something I can help you with?"
"Nothing in particular, I'm just trying to get to know my crew." The commander answered. "I was hoping you'd tell me a bit about yourself."
"Well, I was in the alliance military." He began. "I had a few note worthy accomplishments but none as big as yours."
"So why did you join Cerberus?"
"I got tired of the politics. Cerberus knows how to get things done. Although I'll admit, a lot of things about them don't sit well with me, a lot of things." Jacob said. "You won't find much people with such a checkered past. As long as they stay within certain boundaries, I'm good."
"Good to hear you're at lest aware of some of the things Cerberus have done."
"Yeah they tend to be selective about what missions they send me on." Jacob admitted. "They know my moral code would hinder my performance, that is if I actually accept the mission."
"You're a good man Jacob. It's good to know you'll have my back." Shepard said. "Maybe we'll talk again some time."
"Sure thing, I need to finish taking stock of supplies anyway." Jacob said as he got back to work.
Sheppard left, intent on continuing his tour of the ship. He soon found the medical bay, where he met another familiar face, doctor Chakwas. The same doctor of the original Normandy. They decided to catch up on old times, the doctor was a very close friend of his, it's kind of hard not to get close to the one who deals with your injuries you get every other day. After promising to get the doctor a new bottle of bandy, he left.
On the adjacent side of the ship, he stumbled into Miranda's office.
"Can I help you commander?" She asked.
"Actually I have a few questions. If you don't mind."
"Of course Shepard, if there's anything I can do to put your mind at ease I'd gladly help." Miranda said.
"Why did Cerberus rebuild me? Last I checked we were not on the best of terms."
"Cerberus' goal has always been the betterment of humanity." Miranda started. "We do what is best for our people. You Shepard are too valuable alive to leave dead. You are an icon, and a powerful adversary, humanity needs you so Cerberus rebuilt you."
Shepard didn't really buy into the explanation but didn't show it. "What about you? Why did you join Cerberus?" The commander asked.
"Same as most others, to secure humanity's place in the galaxy." Miranda said simply. "Believe it our not shepherd, Cerberus only wishes to do good."
"The things I uncovered in your facilities I shut down over my career tells me other wise."
I won't deny that Cerberus did some questionable things in the past, but that's just it. It's in the past, we're different now."
Shepherd was about to press the issue when joker spoke out over the comms
"Uhh commander? We're picking up an unusual distress signal." joker said.
"Move in to check it out." Shepard ordered.
"Commander, we can't stop, the collectors come first." Miranda said.
"I'm not about to leave a stranded vessel floating in space when we're going to fly right past it."
Miranda shook her head in disapproval. "So be it."
"Set our course to the signal joker."
"Roger commander."
With a slight alteration to their course, they flew to the source of the signal. As they drew closer, the ship came into view. It was severely damaged, with damage to its hull that made everyone think that it was impossible for anyone to survive.
"I've never seen a ship like that." Miranda said.
"I've checked the logs, that ship does not match with any known ship designs." EDI voiced.
"This little detour may have been more worth while after all." Miranda said. "Cerberus is always looking for new tech. can you open a comm channel EDI?"
"I've tried but gotten no response." the a.I replied.
"Then try to get into the ship's systems, maybe we can find out what happened." Shepard said.
Attempting to enter ship logs….I seem to have encountered a problem."
"What is it?" Miranda asked.
"I am having difficulties getting into the ship's systems, it has strong security measures." EDI said.
"Impossible our hacking systems are second to none. Try it again."
"Acknowledged, attempted to hack…..warning warning, unknown malicious program detected."
"What how could it get past your firewalls?" Miranda asked in surprise.
"I do not know, I am going to attempt a systems sweep" EDI said. "Sweep ineffective…..losing control of engines."
"This is insane. How can a virus infiltrate the ship's controls so fast?" Jacob asked.
Miranda was about to comment when a voice spoke out on the intercoms EDI used to communicate with the crew. "I'm not a virus." a voice said.
"Who said that?" Shepard asked.
"I did." the voice answered while appearing on the holocron that EDI used to project her image, only this time it wasn't the usual blue sphere. It was instead a holographic image of a teenaged girl. "I'm insulted you would call me a virus." the hologram said in an insulted manner
"Who are you?" Miranda demanded.
"I'm Sakura." the image waved.
At this Miranda frowned. "What do you want? Who put you in our systems?"
"Well you people tried to force your way into my systems so I tried to enter yours." Sakura said while sticking her nose in the air, clearly not liking Miranda.
"Wait a minute." Shepard started. "You said we tried to enter your systems, does that mean you're an a.I and you operate on that ship?"
"yes." the image smiled.
"So it was you who sent out that distress signal?"
"Again. Yes."
"Well then we apologize for trying to hack your systems, we thought no one was alive and we most certainly didn't expect an A.I on board." Shepard said.
"Apology accepted. You're much nicer than the others that came here." Sakura's image said while getting angry. "I was sending the signal out for the past 72 hours and every time a ship came by and I tried to asked for help they run away."
"Is that why you disabled our engines?" Shepard asked.
"Yes."
"It's understandable that they ran, I'm sure you are aware that a.I are illegal." Shepard said. "When the others realized what you were they most likely ran away out of fear."
"But I wasn't gonna hurt them."
"They didn't know that. You are aware of what happened with the geth right?" Shepard asked.
"What's a geth?" Sakura asked in confusion, confusing the crew in the process.
"Just where have you been? Everyone knows about the geth." Miranda said.
"We're not from around here." Sakura said. "Speaking of which, where is here? Your technology is different than ours."
"You speak as though you're from a different universe."
"Universe, no, galaxy yes." galaxy quipped. "We are from a galaxy called new Eden."
"A different galaxy? Do you expect us to believe that?" Jacob asked.
"Why would I lie?"
"I believe her" Shepard said.
"You can't be serous." Miranda said.
"This a.I got past EDI's security measures as if none was there, that alone has to count for something. And she acts so human it's frightening." Shepard said as he turned his attention back to Sakura. "To answer your question, you are in the milky way galaxy."
"The milky way? Oh wow brother will be so surprised!" Sakura said in excitement. "When we were sent to look for other galaxies we never imagined we would find our ancestor's home much less on our first try. Oh my brother! Can you please help me wake him up?"
"You mean another a.I?" Shepard asked
"Of course not. He's the one who created me. He'll be amazed to know we found our home galaxy."
"Of course we'll wake him up for you."
"Thank you so much. I'll restore control to your engines now."
"Commander we got back controls." joker confirmed. "Orders sir?"
"Dock us to the ship. We may as well give them a hand." Shepard ordered.
"Roger that commander."
Joker took them in close enough to the ship to dock. Upon entering Shepard, Miranda and Jacob were amazed at the ship's interior. It was completely intact despite how horrid the exterior looked.
"How could the inside look like this?" Shepard asked.
"well the hull hasn't been breached, this ship is a tough nut to creak." Sakura's voice said as a full size hologram of her appeared next to Shepard, this time, the hologram appeared to be life like, with not transparency to indicate that it was in fact a hologram. They also noted unusual details about her, like pink hair for example. "pPlease follow me." she said while walking ahead. As they walked though the ship, everyone took note of how different the ship was from anything in the galaxy. It, to them, seemed a few steps back from their tech, using monitors and keyboard like interfaces, as opposed to their holographic interface that is so common in citadel space. but what surprised them the most was a lack of crew.
"What happened to the crew here?" Miranda asked.
"There is only brother and me. We never had a crew." Sakura answered.
"Then how are you able to fly this ship?"
"My brother can interface with the ship itself, taking direct control over everything, I normally keep tend to the ship defenses while he worries about offense." sakura answered.
"Interface with the ship?"
"Yes he can plug himself up to the ship and effectively become a part of the ship's main computer."
"I thought you said he was human."
"He is. It would seem that the technology of new Eden took a different path from the tech in the Milky Way. Ranking officers in new Eden often have the ability to interface with their ship although I admit; my brother's way of interfacing is much more advanced than anything in new Eden. Everyone else needs a crew, but him, he doesn't need anyone, at least not for a ship this small, he doesn't even need me. He could manage this ship by himself if he wanted."
"Hmmm interesting."
"And here we are." Sakura said, directing the group into a room. In it were several coffin-like containers. Sakura moved to the one of the containers. "Open this one first." she said as she disappeared. "The pass code is 5312494560."
Shepard entered the code, causing the container to unlock with a mild hiss sound. It slowly opened to reveal a body inside. The body looked exactly like sakura's hologram. "We came here to open a coffin?" Jacob asked.
Just as those words left his moth, the body's eyes opened and shot up. "Ahh it good to be in my body again." she said while starching. She moved her joints and flexed her hands, making sure to work out any stiffness before hopping out the container. Upon getting out she gave a small friendly salute. "Thanks for getting me out the names Sakura as you may already know." she said cheerfully.
"Sakura it the name of that a.I, was it modeled after you?" Shepard asked.
"Nope I'm that a.I" she smiled.
That sentence caught everyone off guard. Before more could be asked, Sakura moved to another container. "Thanks for getting me out." She began. "Normally I could do this from anywhere but our systems got banged up pretty bad so I have to wake him up manually." She said as she took out a cord and plugged it into a small outlet on the back of her neck. She then connected it to the container. Soon after, the container opened, revealing a blonde young man, who couldn't be any older than 18.
"Heeeeey Naruto wakey wakey!" Sakura said.
Not long after, the young man stirred and got up.
"Uugh it's a pain waking up from stasis" He said to himself before noticing Shepard and his party. "And who are you?" He asked.
"I'm commander shepherd and this is Miranda and Jacob" the commander answered, pointing to his teammates respectively. "We picked up a distress signal and found you guys."
"They helped me wake you up." Sakura said.
"They did? Well then you have my gratitude, however it begs the question, why did they need to help wake me up in the first place when you were right here Sakura." Naruto said suspiciously.
"Umm well you see….ahhhhh…. Heheheheh" She laughed nervously, causing Naruto to look at her harder. "You see I think I kinda changed the ships course by like a fraction of a degree a while back and we kinda ended up in an asteroid field and-" she was cut off by Naruto's hand being held up.
"You know what? Forget I asked I get the feeling I would blow a gasket if you finish your story." Naruto said as he got up on his feet. And approached Shepard. "I hope Sakura didn't cause you any trouble, she's a rather free spirited a.I and tends to do things on whims at times. My name is Naruto Uzumaki, special forces of the Gellente Federation."
"Your friend gave us a bit of a scare at first but it was nothing. It's nice to meet you Naruto." Shepard said as he shook Naruto's hand.
"I'm at a bit of a lose here mind filling me in?" Naruto asked. "What part of new Eden are we in?"
"You're not in new Eden; you're in the Milky Way galaxy." Shepard answered.
Upon hearing this Naruto turned to Sakura. "Leave it to you to turn such an epic screw up into such an epic success." Naruto joked, causing Sakura to forcefully nudge him. "Never would have thought we'd end up here."
"You guys are from another galaxy right? You make it sound like you were from here." Miranda stated.
"It was a very long time ago. So it shouldn't come as a surprise that you don't know. Even in new Eden knowledge about were we come from is something only a few know or care about. Our people all came from the planet earth." He said earth in an awkward word manner, showing that the proper pronunciation had been lost. "If my knowledge in archeology is right, that would have been around the year 2000 or so. Human kind grew to numerous and was on the verge of collapse when a wormhole was found in space that lead to a new galaxy. Many of us moved to this new galaxy and called it new Eden. However, some time afterward the wormhole that connected the two galaxies collapsed, trapping us in new Eden."
"Hmmmm now that you mention it, I can vaguely remember reading a small article in a book in my younger years about a "new Eden". I never thought it actually existed, it's little more than a legend."
"It's no legend." Naruto confirmed. "It's very real. I was sent to fly though dark space in hopes of making new discoveries. We never imagined we would happen to come across our home galaxy."
"Wait a minute, if you crossed to another galaxy, that means you flew though dark space, the empty space between other galaxies." Shepard said.
"That I did. What about it?" Naruto asked.
"Did you happen to come across any other ships out there?"
"I couldn't say, I was in stasis the whole time." he said directing his attention to Sakura. "Well you were the one who woke up every so often, did you see anything?"
"Nothing aside from that massive asteroid field." she answered. "Why do you ask?" Sakura asked directing her attention to Shepard.
"This galaxy is under a serous threat by a race of hyper advanced sentient ships." He explained. "We call them reapers. They live in dark space in a state of dormancy. But every few thousand years, they return to wipe out all advanced organic life. Something that is easy for them since our technology is based of theirs they can cripple our communications and block us from using the mass relays, which are our main method of moving from moving from different parts of the galaxy. The last time a single reaper nearly bought us to our knees, we know for a fact that they are countless more reapers out there in stasis, waiting to be active. We are on a mission to find a way to stop them."
"Hmmmm that sounds interesting." Naruto said. "How about I tag along with you guys, I can be of good help I think."
At this Miranda spoke up. "We don't have time to be babysitting. I say we get him to the nearest station."
"I am a commanding officer of the Gellente federation, decorated with several medals in space and ground combat. I can take care of myself." Naruto said. "In addition to that, I'm also a competent inventor, granted I have nothing to invent with in this galaxy and I'm unfamiliar with the materials you may use but still that must count for something. The higher ups wouldn't let me live it down if they found out I found our home was in danger but did nothing to help in its defense."
"It couldn't hurt to let him come." Shepard said. "We'll take him out on a trail run later to see how he is in combat, there are all sorts of places that underground activities take place that we can attack."
"As you wish commander." Miranda conceded.
"Glad to hear. Just give me a minute. I need to check the status of my ship." Naruto said as he got up and started to leave the store room. "You guys can come along if you want." he said as he and Sakura left.
Shepard and his group followed Naruto back to an area that seemed to be some sort of communications center. Naruto tried to active the consoles only to find that they were dead.
"hmmm." he said to himself as he went to another console, this one was working, and it showed a hologram of the ship. Upon seeing it Naruto was far from pleased. "For the love of all things holy Sakura! What the fuck did you do to my ship!" He exclaimed.
In response, the a.I only looked down.
"armor- destroyed, rail guns- destroyed, comm systems- destroyed, stealth systems- inoperable, propulsion- destroyed, armor hardeners- destroyed armor repairers-destroyed, cynosoral field generator-inoperable, hull at 99% damage! She's as good as dead!"
"I said sorry."
At this Naruto sighed. "So much for sending a message to the federation. Maybe I can fix the cyno generator and use that to send a message though." he said to himself. "Sorry Shepherd, I had hoped my ship would have been in good enough condition to repair to assist you better but it looks like she's too badly damaged."
"It's alright, our ship is enough?"
"Sakura start disconnecting the cynosural field generator and cloaking device, they are the only 2 things that may be able to salvage." Naruto ordered.
"Okay I'm on it." the A.I replied while running off somewhere in the ship.
"Shepard would you mind if I moved some containers in your ship's cargo hold?" Naruto asked.
"Not at all, we have plenty room and we hardly have any need for cargo space."
"Thanks. Just give Sakura some time to get the items I sent her for and we'll be on our way. In the main time, I'll wipe the ships memory core and get it ready for self destruction."
"Your going to blow you own ship?" Miranda asked. "That would be a waste, we can have someone pick it up." She suggested, hoping to get some studies done on the vessel.
"I thank you for your concern, but I rather destroy it, I refuse let anyone get details about my ship, not even my closest friends are privy to it's workings I'm not about to let people I don't know move it to who knows where and possibly experiment on it. I worked too hard to give others the opportunity to just take it from me."
"I see. I understand." As Miranda finished, Sakura came out with 2 large, strange looking contraptions and carried them on to the Normandy, returning once she put them in a good spot. Her activity surprised Shepherd and his party, the items looked very heavy, yet she moved them around like they were nothing.
"Alright Sakura can you get those containers in the cargo hold?" Naruto asked as he sat down into what appeared to be a pod.
"Right."
Naruto then took a cable that was in the pod and connected it to the socket in the back of his neck. "Just give me a minute I'll be done in no time." He said as he closed his eyes.
After 15 minutes Naruto opened his eyes. "There, all data has been wiped clean." he said while noticing Sakura carry one of the containers on the Normandy (A/N kind of funny to see a teen girl moving something like 3 times her size and Wight lol) "hey Sakura anymore containers left?" Naruto asked.
"Just 7 more." She answered.
"I'll give you a hand." Naruto said while looking at Shepard. "One minute. Again." He said as he dashed in the direction Sakura was getting the containers from.
30 minutes later…..
Naruto and Sakura had finally moved the containers on to the Normandy. They now watched from a monitor as Naruto's ship blew up, leaving no trace of it's existance.
"I really liked that ship." Sakura said sadly.
"I know, I did to. But we can build another one." Naruto assured her.
"How about I introduce you to the crew." Shepherd offered.
"Sure."
With that, Shepard lead Naruto and Sakura to the cockpit, introducing him to other members of the crew. Until finally he made to the cockpit and was introduced to joker, who he found to be rather funny. It was at this time a voice made itself known.
"Commander I have just received word from omega, apparently they have archangel hold up, he may not have long before they catch him." EDI's voice sounded.
"Hmmm? Is that an A.I?" Naruto asked.
"Yes it is." Miranda answered. "The most advanced a.I in Citadel space."
"Hmmm…..I doubt she could stand up to Sakura." Naruto said with pride.
"I will not argue against that" EDI said while making here avatar appears on a council. "Sakura bypassed my security measures as though they were not there, I can't be called the most advance a.I in citadel space any longer."
"Speaking of which, the Normandy has a great deal of sensitive information in its databanks. It doesn't sit well with me that you're a.I was in our systems." Miranda said leaving her statement hanging.
"If you're worried about me getting information from your database then you're getting worked up for nothing. My only concern was making sure you guys don't run away so I could get you to help us." Sakura answered.
"How can we know that for sure?" Miranda asked. "We can not risk any Intel getting into enemy hands."
At this EDI voice her opinion. "Sakura never actually entered the database itself. She only broke though the fire walls for the systems that control our FTL drives, preventing us from warping away."
After some thought Miranda let it go. "My apologies. Please understand, as second in command, I can't let possible security risks go so lightly."
"It's alright." Naruto said. "I can understand completely we don't hold it against you, we would have probity done the same thing."
He felt Sakura tug on his sleeve. "What is it?"
"I'm hungry." Sakura answered. "Can I get something?"
"Then go help yourself." Naruto answered. "No need to ask for permission to get food anymore now that I'm awake. I can always make more."
At this Sakura smiled and ran off to the cargo bay.
"She needs to eat?" joker asked. "You sure she's an a.I? Or are you guys just pulling our leg."
"She is an A.I." Naruto confirmed. "Although we prefer to call them nanoroids,"
"Nanoroids?" Joker asked.
"she is an a.I with a body that looks like a human, an organic human, however that body is actually made entirely of nanobots, hence the name." Naruto answered.
"Nanobots? You mean her entire body is just microscopic robots?" Miranda asked.
"Yes. The nanobots act very similar to the cells of an organic being, however they allow the nanoroids to do things that are impossible for a normal human, like how you saw Sakura move those large containers by herself effortlessly. Her body can also withstand the harsh conditions of space for a very long time." Naruto explained. "However, just like organics, nanobots need fuel. Ideally, they would eat food specially made for them, however they can eat normal food and get energy, just that it takes a while for the nano bots to convert the organic matter into energy."
"incredible." joker said in amazement.
"And dangerous." Miranda added. "Normally a.I are illegal, an a.I as advanced as yours would no doubt cause riots."
"A. Is are illegal?" Naruto asked.
"Yes. A certain incident happened a few hundred years ago with machines called geth. They started to become self aware so out of fear, their creators tried to shut them down only for the geth to rebel against them and oust them from their home world." Miranda said.
"Hmm we never had anything anywhere near that bad, altho I admit, there are only a handful of like Sakura back home, none of them act hostile. Only if threated by someone they might act to defend themselves."
"Tell that to the council. If word got out about your nanoroid, you would be locked up, and she would be destroyed. You'd best keep her well hidden."
"As you can see she can blend in quite well with humans, I doubt she'll be found out."
"I would hope so." Miranda said.
"As for your living arrangements, since you have all your possessions in the cargo hold, you can crash in there." Shepard said
"Nice, thanks a lot."
"your not form this galaxy so there are a lot of things you don't know, I'll have some data pads with various information for you to look up to get you up to speed."
"I would appreciate that. Thank you commander." Naruto said.
"Joker, continue course to omega." Shepard said.
Aye-aye" commander"
"Naruto of all the info I'll be sending to you, the info on the different aliens in citadel space should be your first priority so you'll know what to expect, and how to act."
"Aliens? You mean there are other beings other than humans here?" Naruto asked.
"Yes there are several, and a few of them you can insult by looking at them wrong." The commander answered.
"I think I'll take your advice. If you need me I'll be in the cargo hold." Naruto said as he left.
One hour later…..
Naruto had read all the data pads Shepard had sent them, thanks to a photogram memory, it made the task go by fast. Now having a near complete understanding of how things were in the Milky Way Naruto began to understand what Shepard meant by him needing to be careful. He also took note of the differences in technology from the Milky Way and new Eden. In new Eden, their space warfare capabilities were far more advanced, but in the Milky Way, their ground assault weapons were much more advanced than theirs. That could be attributed to the fact that in new Eden, war is almost exclusively fought in space, not on planets. And while over all he found the tech of the Milky Way to be inferior to the tech in new Eden, he saw that there were many, many things they could learn from each other.
"This is very interesting." Sakura commented. "I'm tempted to sneak a peek in this ship's database now to see what else there is to learn." She said with a mischievous smirk.
"Sakura I'd prefer it if you restrain your curiosity."
"I was only joking." she said innocently.
"You were also "joking" when you suggested hacking that highly secured cartel radar site back home." Naruto deadpanned, causing Sakura to laugh nervously.
A/N and there goes the second chapter. Sorry for the long update. Lol I sent all this time tiring to figure out a way to fit Sakura as an A.I in the story. Hell at first she was going to be a little kid, then I was gonna switch her with cortana from halo, I finally settled on going back with Sakura and making her appear around 17 years old. With this chapter done, the others should come pass faster.
Now to clear a few things up. This fic is a Naruto/ mass effect/ semi-eve online cross over. Note the "semi" on eve online. There are a few things that I'll be adding from the eve online universe to make them appear to be more advanced than the races in mass effect (although one or 2 of the factions in that game most likely are).
As for Naruto's ship. It was a heavily modified tech 3 cruiser. The proteus, if you wondering how it looks just Google it.
Now I I'd like to point something out concerning royaltwinfang's review as well as several other pms I got concerning this matter. I like to keep some degree of realism in my stories. So Naruto having a dread, or titan, or a massive fleet under his command where he shouts "ANIMECRAZYGUY IS PRIMARY" is a no go. I'm not sure of you guys are aware of this but those ships have crews in them. A dread can have hundreds of crew members where as a titan can be almost like a small city, needless to say, no government in their right minds would send such expensive ships along with good people into the unknown haphazardly like that. Not to mention what would happen if a massive ship half the length of the citadel suddenly pops up out of nowhere (the citadel is like 44 km long. A titan is 13-17 km long depending on what race you look at).
One last thing please review it really gets me motivated to work. However please keep it mature. I am well aware that my grammar is weak, I try my hardest to pick them out but some still manage to slip by and go completely unnoticed. So don't bash me for this, if you must, then simply show where the mistake is and correct it for me so I can see how it's done. There is a difference between trolling and constrictive criticism.