"Sonic!" Shadow shouted, "I have found this cupcake tree!"
"Wow!" Sonic said, "A cupcake tree? That's really impressive!"
"I have been trying to get your attention ever since we started junior high, I even copied your hairstyle to get you to notice me, but you never did so I became super emo."
"I'm sorry, Shadow," Sonic said, "I never realized you fealt that way, but now that you brought me this cupcake tree, we can be best friends."
"Hooray!" Shadow said, "My dream has finally come true!"
"You should come over next saturday. Me and Silver always watch the ne episode of My Little Pony then."
"What?" Shadow shouted, "You're best friends with Silver?"
"I'm sorry, Shadow," Sonic said, "He's a hedgehog and I'm a hedgehog, it just sort of worked out that way."
"My dreams!" Shadow yelled, "They have been crushed!"
"Don't worry about it," Sonic said, "You can be best friends with Amy, she's also a Hedgehog."
"I can't be best friends with Amy!" Shadow said, "She's a girl!"
Shadow stormed away angrily, completely forgetting about the Cupcake tree.
His heart broken, Shadow became even more emo.
"How can I live with myself now?" Shadow thought out loud, as he often did, "As long as Silver is alive, I have nothing left to live for! I know, I will kill Silver, but first I need more power! If only I hadn't misplaced that Cupcake tree.
Suddenly Bill Cipher appeared.
"Hey, Shadow" he said, "You look pretty emo, how would you like to help me with something?"
"I don't have time for that," Shadow said, "I have to gain more power so that I can kill Silver the Hedgehog!"
"I can give you more power!" Bill explained, "but I need you to kill someone else first! Pinkie Pie broke her contract with me, so now she must die!"
"Pinkie Pie?" Shadow said, "I remember her, she started this whole mess to begin with! Alright Bill Cipher, I'll help you!"
Bill Cipher extended his hand, now encircled in blue flames. Shadow tried to give him a brofist, but missed and accidently kicked him in the eye.
"I sense a disturbing pattern arising," Bill said, "but whatever, it still counts."
Suddenly Shadow felt an incredible power rush through his body. A golden aura enveloped him, transforming him into Super Shadow!
"I can feel the power!" he shouted.
Then he chaos controlled back to Equestria, but Instead of Pinkie Pie, he found a new more powerful version of Twilight Sparkle in her place. Her body was covered in sharp metal armor, and her eyes glowed a fierce glowing red.
"Halt," she yelled in a strangely mechanical voice, "I am Megacorn, and you shall not pass!"
The End.
To be continued...