SO this was a little in between the first mituna one. Yeah, working two chats at once. It was annoying. And during this, there was this creepy boy that was talking to me and flirting with me. The asked if I liked girls when I said I never had a boyfriend before, Yeah...DISCLAIMER: You all know I don't own shit.


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PORRIM: Hello+ dear..

KANKRI: Hell9 P9rrim

PORRIM: Ho+w are yo+u kankri

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KANKRI: I am ...slightly triggered 6ut it is n9thing that I cann9t handle myself

PORRIM: Kankri what is wro+ng dear

KANKRI: N9thing that y9u sh9uld 69ther y9urself with P9rrim

PORRIM: Kankri vantas! Tell me no+w o+r so+ help me I will trigger yo+u my self

KANKRI: Fine Fine! It is Cr9nus...

PORRIM: I knew it, what has he do+ne this time

KANKRI: N9t s9mething he has d9ne pursay, it's just um...

KANKRI: I think I'm flushed f9r him

PORRIM: UM what kanny, it is no+t go+o+d to+ keep secrets fro+m yo+ur mo+ther

KANKRI: Y9u are n9t my m9ther P9rrim, we've 6een 9ver this

PORRIM: Do+nt be so+...kranki kankri, tell me what happened

KANKRI: D9 N9T CALL ME THAT!

PORRIM: Then do+ no+t act like it...

PORRIM: Kranki...

KANKRI: S9rry P9rrim, 6ut I am really n9t in the m99d f9r y9ur failed m9therly antics at this time

PORRIM: * she gro+wls and pulls his sweater slightly talking as lo+w as she co+uld darkly if anything * yo+u listen to+ me kankri vantas yo+u will NOT talk to+ yo+ur mo+ther like that, do+ I make my self clear

KANKRI: *he squeaks* Y-yes ma'am

PORRIM: * she gro+wls again and puts him do+wn smo+o+thing o+ut his sweater * go+o+d bo+y

KANKRI: *he whimpers as she sm99ths 9ut his sweater* ...

PORRIM: No+w tell me what has cro+nus do+ne to+ trigger yo+u

KANKRI: He's um 6een flirting with the 9thers m9re recently, even th9ugh I've t9ld him t9 st9p 6ut... he's never really d9ne it t9 me 6ef9re and I just cann9t help 6ut w9nder, why? Is there s9mething that they have that I d9n' 9r is it just me that he d9esn't like, and if s9 what is it that he d9esn't like? Am I n9t g99d en9ugh t9 even 6e flirted with? D9es he think that it's just a waste 9f time 9r s9mething? G9g, P9rrim, I'm s9 c9nfused!

PORRIM: Why first o+f all why wo+uld yo+u want so+meo+ne like him to+ flirt with yo+u hes no+t wo+rth anyo+nes time kankri yo+u are wo+nderful but yo+u deserve WAY much better than that lo+w life...do+ yo+u feel flushed fo+r him kanny?

KANKRI: I...i think s9. P9rrim, I think I l9ve him

PORRIM: Oh my go+g no+...no+ kanny o+h my go+g.

KANKRI: I-im s9rry! I just can't help feeling this way! I d9n't want t9 6ut...

PORRIM: Ok first why what do+ yo+u see in him

KANKRI: He's really kind and c9nsiderate when y9u get t9 kn9w him. He think a69ut /me/ and h9w /i/ feel when we're t9gether. He listens t9 me ram6le and w9n't interrupt, he even j9ins in the c9nversati9n. And when he smiles, it's like he's just smiles f9r me and 9nly me. He even stands up f9r me when meenah 6ad m9uths me

PORRIM: Are yo+u sure yo+u are talking abo+ut the same cro+nus here?

KANKRI: Yes, I am very sure P9rrim. If y9u get t9 kn9w him, he is really a sweet guy.

PORRIM: Pff ho+w can I when all he wants to+ do+ is get to+ kno+w my bo+dy

KANKRI: *he sighs* yes that is a pr96lem f9r y9u isn't it?

PORRIM: Yes kankri it is...i do+ no+t like it but ho+pefully hell start do+ing ito+ yo+u and leave me the hell a lo+ne t

KANKRI: I d9n't kn9w a69ut that. My 69dy isn't really all that great

PORRIM: * she grabs him by the sho+ulders ro+ughly lo+o+king him in the eyes * yo+u are perfect kankri.

KANKRI: *he l99ks away* If y9u say s9 P9rrim

PORRIM: * she hugs him tightly * if he wo+nt lo+ve yo+u I will

KANKRI: *he struggles t9 get 9ut 9f her grip* M9m please...*he 6lushes* Wait! I didn' mean t9 say that!

PORRIM: * she gasps and hugs him tighter * yes yo+u did

KANKRI: *he struggles m9re* n9 n9 n9! I didn't! P9rrim! Let me g9!

PORRIM: * she purrs slightly hugging him mo+re * kankri calm do+wn

KANKRI: *he starts hissing and screeching* N9! N9! N9! N9! N9! N9!

PORRIM: * she sighs and paps his head sho+o+shing him slightly * calm do+wn kankri

KANKRI: *he grum6les and starts t9 purr* ...

PORRIM: * she rubs his ho+rns so+ftly purring back as she sho+o+shes him mo+re *

KANKRI: *he leans his head 9n her as he starts t9 calm d9wn*

PORRIM: * she rubs them even mo+re pulling him clo+ser * shhhsssssshhhh

KANKRI: *he starts struggling again* St9p! At this rate y9u're g9ing t9 make me fall asleep!

PORRIM: Thats the plan I think yo+u need so+me sleep * she rubbs his ho+rn so+ftly sho+o+shing him craddling his head slightly *

KANKRI: N9 I d9n't need any... *he yawns* sleep

PORRIM: * she hums sligtly purring * yes yo+u do+ * she rubs them up and do+wn *

KANKRI: *he yawns again, cl9sing his eyes* n9 I d9n't

PORRIM: *

PORRIM: Ssshhh * she ro+cks slightly humming even mo+re *

KANKRI: * he falls asleep*

PORRIM: * she chuckles and purrs * do+nt need sleep huh liar

KANKRI: *he sn9rts slightly in his sleep*

PORRIM: * she picks him up and carries him to+ her co+uch laying him do+wn and co+vering him up *

KANKRI: *he curls up 9n her c9uch*

PORRIM: * she makes so+me fo+o+d fo+r when he wakes up *

KANKRI: *he makes hissing s9und as he dream*

PORRIM: * she laughs slightly lo+ving ho+w he hisses it was funny *

KANKRI: *he starts mum6ling in his sleep* n9...mituna I d9n't want an9ther descendant...9nes already 6ad en9ugh...cause he's s9 tiny it's sad

PORRIM: * she laughs lo+udly and co+vers her mo+uth * and what yo+u arent

KANKRI: *he smiles a litle in his dream* Cr9nus...

PORRIM: * she gro+wls. Truth is po+rrim really liked kankri but like hell if shed ever tell him that *

KANKRI: *he fr9wns* n9... P9rrim d9n't kill him...c9me 9n m9mmie st9p

PORRIM: * she almo+st cried tears o+f jo+y hearing him say that but realized he was talking abo+ut cro+nus * ill kill him if I want

PORRIM: He do+esndeserve yo+u t

KANKRI: *he fr9wns* 6ut I l9ve him D9l9r9sa

PORRIM: She gets up and walks o+ver to+ him waking him * erm kankri dear yo+u were having a nightmare

KANKRI: *he sl9wly 9pens his eyes* huh? Wha happen'? Wer am I?

PORRIM: At my hive do+ no+t fret I wo+ke yo+u because o+f the nightmare yo+u were having yo+u were screaming and such

KANKRI: *he yawns* Screamin'? Really?

PORRIM: Y-yes * she said lying to+ him *

KANKRI: *he l99ks at his hands* huh? I d9n't remem6er what I was dreaming a69ut. Weird. I usually d9...

PORRIM: Yea it was a really bad nightmare glad I wo+ke yo+u up

KANKRI: Well *he smiles at her* Thank y9u P9rrim

PORRIM: Yo+u mean mo+m

KANKRI: *he 6lushes* shut up!

PORRIM: * she chuckles and hugs him *

KANKRI: *he cr9sses his arms and p9uts*

PORRIM: Awe ho+w cute* she kisses his cheek so+ftly *

KANKRI: *he 6lushes and p9uts even m9re*...

PORRIM: Aww kanny co+me o+n I made yo+u fo+o+d * she grabbed his hand walking to+ the kitchen *

KANKRI: 9h thank y9u P9rrim

PORRIM: Yo+ure welco+me kankri.

KANKRI: *he sits d9wn at the ta6le*

PORRIM: * she gives him the fo+o+d and smiles do+wn at him *

KANKRI: *he smiles 6ack and 6egins t9 eat* w9w this is really g99d

PORRIM: I o+nly make the best fo+r my kankri

KANKRI: *he glances at her* may I ask y9u a questi9n P9rrim?

KANKRI: Why d9 y9u treat me like I'm y9ur s9n?

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PORRIM: Because I lo+ve yo+u like my so+n I o+nly want whats best fo+r yo+u

KANKRI: 6ut y9ur n9t even that 9lder than me. H9w can y9u even kn9w what 6est f9r me?

PORRIM: Because I uh...just do+ kankri

KANKRI: Why d9 y9u care a69ut me? Y9u w9uld 6e 6etter 9ff with9ut me, may6e even have m9re quadrants full with9ut me in the way

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PORRIM: Uh b-because I uh no+ reaso+n

KANKRI: *he raise an eye6r9w* P9rrim? Are y9u 9kay?

PORRIM: Yes im fine w-why wo+uldnt I be

KANKRI: Y9u are acting extremely strange. Is s9mething the matter?

PORRIM: Er no+ no+thing is wro+ng im fine

KANKRI: P9rrim y9u're lying t9 me. What is it?

PORRIM: No+thing kankri I swear

KANKRI: P9rrim, I am y9ur m9rail, just tell me what is it s9 that I can make y9u feel 6etter

PORRIM: Kankri I cant tell yo+u I co+uldnt do+ that to+ yo+u * she sighed slightly *

KANKRI: C9uldn't d9 what t9 me? *his eyes widen* d9 y9u...n9t want t9 6e m9rials with me anym9re?

PORRIM: No+ its no+t that really I just...i cant tell yo+u

KANKRI: *he l99ks d9wn* If y9u d9n't want t9 6e my m9rail anym9re P9rrim, y9u can just say it t9 my face

PORRIM: * she sighs * fine I do+nt want to+ be yo+ur mo+irail anymo+re

PORRIM: Because I uh want to+ be yo+ur matesprit but yo+u lije cro+nus which im no+t gunna get in the way uh kan

KANKRI: *he 6lushes* wait what!?

PORRIM: Yo+u heard me im no+t saying it again

KANKRI: Y-y9u're f-flushed f9r ME!? Why? Y9u're s9 6eautiful that y9u c9uld have any9ne and y9u want /me/?

PORRIM: Because yo+u are sweet and ado+rable and I just lo+ve yo+u and yo+u deserve the best

KANKRI: 6ut y9u're s9 pretty and amazing that y9u can have any9ne y9u wanted, yet y9u like me? Am I that pitiful?

PORRIM: No+! No+ kankri dear listen I lo+ve yo+u a lo+t please

KANKRI: 6ut why l9ve me?

PORRIM: Because I just do+

KANKRI: W9w this is um interesting inf9rmati9n


And then the library closed so I had to log off, so if the Porrim RPer is reading this, sorry. And if anyone couldn't tell, I'm a Cronkri shipper so when they said they were flushed, I was all like "oh shit". Anyway, Witch of Blood, out