The Rugtastic Voyage Part Two
Disclaimer, Rugrats belongs to its original owners and no infringement is intended.
Also, I'd like to thank Nairobi-harper for giving me some grammar advice.
Didi Pickles heard the doorbell ring and went to answer it. It was Lucy Carmichael and her daughter Susie.
"Oh, Lucy, you're finally here" said Didi, "Come on in."
"Thanks Deed" said Lucy, "I hope you don't mind but I brought Susie with me."
"Of course not" assured Didi, "Angelica's over and I believe the babies are in the basement with the men. And I'd offer you some cookies" she said turning to Susie, "but I think Angelica ate them all."
"That's okay, Misses Pickles" said Susie, "I already had a snack before I came. I'm gonna see if Angelica wants to play."
"Okay, Susie, have fun" said Lucy before turning to Didi, "now about your pregnancy..."
Meanwhile, in the living room, Angelica Pickles was prancing around when she accidentally slammed into her grandpa's chair causing him, who was sleeping in it, to wake up in a panic.
"I'm under an attack!" shouted Lou jumping out of his chair.
Angelica couldn't help but bust into an evil laugh.
"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Angelica, "looks like I scared you, Grandpa Lou!"
"Con-flabit young lady" said Lou, "I thought you were one of those Vietcong solders from the War."
Angelica just continued to laugh until she felt something bounce in her stomach. She put her hands on her belly but little did she know that it was Tommy and Chuckie trying to get her attention.
Meanwhile, inside Angelica's stomach…
"Are you sure this is working, Tommy" said Chuckie as he jumped and bounced off Angelica's stomach wall.
"Chuckie this is the only ways Angelica will notice us" said Tommy as he continued to bounce all over the stomach walls himself.
As both Tommy and Chuckie bounced all over the place, Angelica, on the outside, was filling more gasses coming up.
*BELCH!* "Boy, those cookies really did make me gassy" said Angelica to herself as she patted her tummy.
Angelica suddenly felt gas building up in 'the other end.' "Uh, oh" she said as she ran out of the living room. She entered another room and…
*BRRUUUUR!*
The blond passed gas.
"Ah" said Angelica to herself "much bet…" she turned around and discovered that Susie, who apparently had also entered the room, was standing right behind her with a blank face.
"What! Carmichael!" shouted Angelica embarrassingly, "what are you doing here?!"
Susie busted into hysterical laughter.
"Girrr!" went Angelica as she stormed out of the room mortified.
Once Susie settled down she saw Phil and Lil enter the room.
"Hey, you guys" said Susie, "where's Tommy and Chuckie?"
"Well…" went Phil.
"You see, there with Angelica" said Lil.
"No there not" said Susie, "Angelica was just here and she was alone."
"Well it's a little complicated" said Phil.
"You know how Tommy's daddy makes stuff" asked Lil.
"Yeah" said Susie.
"Well, he inbented a Sink Ray that makes stuff smaller."
"Yeah" asked Susie now more concerned.
"Well, earlier, Angelica was trying to eat all the cookies that Tommy's mommy had mades and she wouldn't share."
Phil continued his sister's story. "Then, Chuckie tolded us about story where a kid saw giant cookies and that gave us an ideas about using Tommy's daddy's sink ray to make us smaller so the cookies would be bigger."
Lil went on with "so we decided that Tommy and Chuckie would go first. We puts them in the bowl that had the cookies and thens Philip had us gets our Reptar toys." She looked at her brother sternly.
"Hey, you wanted your Reptar toy to, Lilian!" snapped Phil.
"Did not!" snapped back Lil.
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"You guys!" snapped Susie, "what happened to Tommy and Chuckie?"
"Angelica accidentally ate them" said both Phil and Lil in unison.
Susie just stood there in shock as she couldn't believe what she just heard. She then fainted.
Meanwhile, back inside Angelica's stomach, Tommy and Chuckie both collapsed on their "giant" cookie from exhaustion.
"I don'ts thinks it's working, Tommy" said Chuckie.
"We has to think of something, Chuckie" said Tommy.
"I wish there was another ways outs of Angelica's tummy" said Chuckie.
"Well… there is a way we'd get out no matter what's" said Tommy.
"How?"
"Well eventually, if we stays in here long enough, we will turn into poopies and we'll gets out the next time Angelica uses the potty."
"Ew! That's disgusting Tommy!" shouted Chuckie, "I don't want to become Angelica's poop! That's gross!"
"Well we have to think of somethings" said Tommy.
As the two boys were thinking they noticed that Angelica's stomach acids were churning and bubbling more than ever.
*GROAN!* *GURGLE!*
"What's going on, Tommy" asked Chuckie.
"I don'ts knows, Chuckie" said Tommy.
*GRROOOOOOOO!*
The two boys looked all around themselves and saw that many of the cookies and candies that Angelica had eaten were sinking and fizzing in to the violently churning acids. Little did they know that Angelica's stomach was trying to digest them!
End of Part Two
Notes:The part where Susie fainted was recently added and that idea was given to me by Boris Yeltsin. I apologize for the toilet humor. Also with regards of which war Lou fought in, I believe it was originally supposed to be World War II but since much of my stories take place in the 2010s I figured that the Vietnam War would be more appropriate here.